Gosh it seems like last year since you updated your trip report![]()
Well, for one...Did I really never comment on this chapter? What's wrong with me?
Ah, you're no fun. I had my copy of the DSM-IV open and ready for a good read. Luckily, DSM-V comes out in May, so there could be a whole slew of new things wrong with you!Don't answer that.
I was pretty shocked to see that myself.I read through this whole paragraph and my only reaction was, "They really made a movie called Splash Too??"![]()
No, but Evan is getting pretty good at throwing chairs across a basketball floor.Ever see that Bobby Knight interview where he tried to figure out what a game face looked like?
Sounds like you need a few more trips for practice.Impressive.She beat my score, and I wasn't holding a baby.
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Looks like Ryder thought so, too.
At least by a couple of parsecs.It did seem like they could cut that wait a bit.
"Throw another shrimp on the barbie!" Wait...or is that Austrian?Wow! I've always wanted to learn Australian, myself.
Luckily he was trying to actually push you in front of that bus instead of Force pushing.I just wanted to say a belated thank you for not giving him a lightsaber while we were in Chicago.
Doublemint gum?Double the awesomeness!
I could definitely see Madison walking around the park holding Vader's hand as she guides him through the dance steps during the parade.
It only seems like that since because of the the time difference between here and Ireland. Yeah, that sounds like a good excuse.Gosh it seems like last year since you updated your trip report![]()
I know Indiana has messed up time zones. Half the state does Daylight Saving Time, half doesn't. Nobody knows what time it is there.Yes. Yes it does.![]()
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I wrote it in a white font on a white background. Just like James Bond would do. Just call me "Double Oh Zero." Or "oooooo" for short.I think my computer is broke and I can't see the update.
It only seems like that since because of the the time difference between here and Ireland. Yeah, that sounds like a good excuse.
You really are slow...I know Indiana has messed up time zones. Half the state does Daylight Saving Time, half doesn't. Nobody knows what time it is there.
I think my computer is broke and I can't see the update.
Thanks. I pride myself on the amount of BS I can generate.Luv it![]()
I've been avoiding Indiana all this time and NOW you tell me it's fixed? I'll pack my bags now!You really are slow...
That changed about 6 or 7 years ago. The whole state has Daylight savings time now.
Not sure that's helping your case, but it's still better than Tennessee. I think I entered Eastern Time twice while driving through that state.But most of the state is Eastern Time except for the NW and SW corners.
You knew I was there. You chose to spend your time elsewhere.Me either... he was probably too busy avoiding me in MK so he didn't have to buy me a Dole Whip.![]()
Yes. You are over due.Based on the number of "where's the update?" posts, I'll assume it's time to write another update.
I've seen her work and it is marvelous!Shelby started talking to Madison and telling her that he could make her a star! (pfffft. Clearly he's never seen her work. She's already there!)
You think? We have done breakfast there and I thought it was good but Melody stated she would never step in that place again.Now the food here is decent - at least by Disney buffet standards.
I'm shocked it was your kids.Every half hour or so they start up the music and the characters put on a little dance party. Guess who was front and center when the first chords were struck?
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My guess would be yes. You don't want people stuck upsidedown if the power goes out.The only thing we were unsure of was the weather. While the ride is indoors, we didn't know what Disney's policy was on shutting this ride down for lightening. Do they have to shut it down too?
NICE!A limo came! Excellent! We jumped in, buckled up and...waited some more. Crud. The manager dude was on the phone again. It was just a brief wait and we were cruising the streets of LA on our way to the concert! The kids absolutely loved the ride!
So, how many hundreds did those ponchos run ya?We decided to call it a day at DHS and headed to the boat launch to catch a ride back to the Boardwalk. But first, the kids had to show off their Mickey and Minnie ponchos.
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Thanks a lot... now I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks. I see Evan made it past the tonsils and is about to hit the soft palate.The pool at the Boardwalk is nick-named the "scary clown pool", and for good reason. A nice gentle ride on the water slide ends in you being vomited from a clown's mouth. Good luck sleeping after knowing that...
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You are smarter than the average bear.After a good amount of swimming we were all getting a bit hungry. We wandered the boardwalk a bit and decided on the pizza window outside of Kouzzina. For one quick service credit, you got a slice of pizza, a drink and a dessert. Or for two quick serve credits, you got an entire pizza, 2 drinks and 2 desserts. Kind of a no-brainer there. (And trust me, I specialize in no-brainer decisions. I'm actually over qualified.)
Why do I feel like I've heard this story before????As we were sitting at a nice water-side table waiting for our buzzer to go off, a nice lady stopped by and asked if we had dinner yet. We said we ordered a pizza and were just waiting for it. She said we looked hungry and asked if we wanted another. Turns out she was leaving in the morning and had 10 quick service credits that we wanted to burn. So she went to the window and ordered us a few more pizzas to take back to our room for late night snacks or breakfast the next morning. Pixie Dust Pizza rules!
Of course they were! It's pizza!Everyone was excited for the pizza to arrive!
Awww, the downside of being a baby.Well, everyone with teeth, that is.
Not a game. Practice.Up Next:
Animal Kingdom, More of the Scary Clown Pool, and Practice.
You assumed correctly.Based on the number of "where's the update?" posts, I'll assume it's time to write another update.
I thought maybe she'd inform him she's already in good graces with one of Hollywood's top directors... und genius.Shelby started talking to Madison and telling her that he could make her a star! (pfffft. Clearly he's never seen her work. She's already there!)
I'm kind of with Tim... or I guess Melody on this one. My only meal there was awful. DW refuses to ever go back.Now the food here is decent - at least by Disney buffet standards.
But this is the one thing that might make us reconsider. DS loves Jake. His birthday is this weekend and he wanted a Jake party.But we had booked this ADR for one reason. Evan is a huge Jake and the Neverland Priates fan, and Jake himself is one of the characters here for lunch.
Well, that would make the next ride a bit of a letdown...After lunch the rain had slowed from the steady sheets of water to normal, soak everything rain, so we headed over to Star Tours to save the galaxy...again. Why can't it just stay saved?
Awesome!!!The kids absolutely loved the ride!
Good point!We opened the door and tossed a few cookie crumbs out on the patio and on the carpet. A few brave ducks wandered up to the threshold and reached in to eat the cookie, but none stepped over and into the room. Ha! Let's see you that with a giraffe at Animal Kingdom Lodge!
The thing might be a little less creepy if it didn't have stars for eyes...The pool at the Boardwalk is nick-named the "scary clown pool", and for good reason. A nice gentle ride on the water slide ends in you being vomited from a clown's mouth. Good luck sleeping after knowing that...
Um, Bambi... any comments?(And trust me, I specialize in no-brainer decisions. I'm actually over qualified.)
That is awesome!!!!!As we were sitting at a nice water-side table waiting for our buzzer to go off, a nice lady stopped by and asked if we had dinner yet. We said we ordered a pizza and were just waiting for it. She said we looked hungry and asked if we wanted another. Turns out she was leaving in the morning and had 10 quick service credits that we wanted to burn. So she went to the window and ordered us a few more pizzas to take back to our room for late night snacks or breakfast the next morning. Pixie Dust Pizza rules!
Hey, he could still enjoy the taste of it! I know DD loves it when DS lets her taste his fruit snacks...Well, everyone with teeth, that is.
After successfully vanquishing the Dark Lord, we ...wait. Not that Dark Lord, I'm talking about Vader here. I think you have to go over to that other park to vanquish the other Dark Lord.
"That's how an ex-wife holds out her hand. A princess does it it this."
Meanwhile, Ryder was doing...well, whatever this is.
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(Well, Madison and Evan were. Ryder was probably more "bewildered", but that's pretty much his natural state anyway.)
Every half hour or so they start up the music and the characters put on a little dance party. Guess who was front and center when the first chords were struck?
After lunch the rain had slowed from the steady sheets of water to normal, soak everything rain, so we headed over to Star Tours to save the galaxy...again. Why can't it just stay saved?
A limo came! Excellent! We jumped in, buckled up and...waited some more. Crud. The manager dude was on the phone again. It was just a brief wait and we were cruising the streets of LA on our way to the concert! The kids absolutely loved the ride!
We opened the door and tossed a few cookie crumbs out on the patio and on the carpet. A few brave ducks wandered up to the threshold and reached in to eat the cookie, but none stepped over and into the room. Ha! Let's see you that with a giraffe at Animal Kingdom Lodge!
The pool at the Boardwalk is nick-named the "scary clown pool", and for good reason. A nice gentle ride on the water slide ends in you being vomited from a clown's mouth. Good luck sleeping after knowing that...
Kind of a no-brainer there. (And trust me, I specialize in no-brainer decisions. I'm actually over qualified.)
As we were sitting at a nice water-side table waiting for our buzzer to go off, a nice lady stopped by and asked if we had dinner yet. We said we ordered a pizza and were just waiting for it. She said we looked hungry and asked if we wanted another. Turns out she was leaving in the morning and had 10 quick service credits that we wanted to burn. So she went to the window and ordered us a few more pizzas to take back to our room for late night snacks or breakfast the next morning. Pixie Dust Pizza rules!
Everyone was excited for the pizza to arrive!
Well, everyone with teeth, that is.
Up Next:
Animal Kingdom, More of the Scary Clown Pool, and Practice.
Not a game. Practice.
Ryder is getting to be the same way. It's amazing how wide of a wingspan he has when there is food (or anything messy) remotely close.
Based on the number of "where's the update?" posts, I'll assume it's time to write another update.
After successfully vanquishing the Dark Lord, we ...wait. Not that Dark Lord, I'm talking about Vader here.
So he asked her to hold out her hand like a princess. She sticks her hand out, palm facing up. "No, no, no," he says as he turns her hand over, palm facing down. "That's how an ex-wife holds out her hand.
He put a couple of gaudy costume jewelry rings (right up Madison's alley) on her fingers and have her his business card.
By that time the sunshine started pouring down in liquid form
Meanwhile, Ryder was doing...well, whatever this is.
Now the food here is decent - at least by Disney buffet standards. But we had booked this ADR for one reason. Evan is a huge Jake and the Neverland Priates fan, and Jake himself is one of the characters here for lunch. We didn't tell the kids this beforehand, instead we decided to see their reaction as we got there. As expected, they were thrilled!
so we headed over to Star Tours to save the galaxy...again. Why can't it just stay saved?
we had some Rockin Roller Coaster FPs burning a hole in my pocket, so we headed that way. The kids were really excited for this one - it would be their first time
The kids absolutely loved the ride!
Assuming they were perfectly harmless Disney friends, and not any kind of venomous duck, we decided to invite them in.
Let's see you that with a giraffe at Animal Kingdom Lodge!
The pool at the Boardwalk is nick-named the "scary clown pool", and for good reason. A nice gentle ride on the water slide ends in you being vomited from a clown's mouth. Good luck sleeping after knowing that...
As we were sitting at a nice water-side table waiting for our buzzer to go off, a nice lady stopped by and asked if we had dinner yet. We said we ordered a pizza and were just waiting for it. She said we looked hungry and asked if we wanted another. Turns out she was leaving in the morning and had 10 quick service credits that we wanted to burn. So she went to the window and ordered us a few more pizzas to take back to our room for late night snacks or breakfast the next morning. Pixie Dust Pizza rules!
Everyone was excited for the pizza to arrive!
Well, everyone with teeth, that is.
Ha! You think that was a long wait - just see what its going to be before the next update!Yes. You are over due.
I think I need to get her an agent.I've seen her work and it is marvelous!![]()
I've never done breakfast there, but lunch was a least edible. Can't say I'm sitting here at my desk at work craving ...whatever it was they had there...but it wasn't horrid.You think? We have done breakfast there and I thought it was good but Melody stated she would never step in that place again.
You were? Wow, I mean, you've met th....wait, was that sarcasm?I'm shocked it was your kids.![]()
Or halfway down a hill.My guess would be yes. You don't want people stuck upsidedown if the power goes out.![]()
Not a single red cent. Grandma & grandpa bought them. Bambi and I have matching adult versions.So, how many hundreds did those ponchos run ya?
Then my job is done!Thanks a lot... now I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks.
Did you know that when I go camping, bears hide their food from me? True Story.You are smarter than the average bear.
Because this is my 7th trip report and I'm running out of original stuff to say?Why do I feel like I've heard this story before????![]()
It wasn't Chicago style, but it was good anyway.Of course they were! It's pizza!
But the tradeoff is that you never had to go looking for a bathroom.Awww, the downside of being a baby.![]()
I smell a little AI coming on....Not a game. Practice.
My spidey sense was tingling.You assumed correctly.
I thought maybe she'd inform him she's already in good graces with one of Hollywood's top directors... und genius.
Breakfast or lunch?I'm kind of with Tim... or I guess Melody on this one. My only meal there was awful. DW refuses to ever go back.
I was shocked when I watched Peter Pan again after having seen eleventy billion episodes of Jake. In Jake, Captain Hook is just a bumbling nin-com-poop. In Peter Pan, he's a real blood thirsty SoB!But this is the one thing that might make us reconsider. DS loves Jake. His birthday is this weekend and he wanted a Jake party.
Yeah, but I'm not on the next ride. I'm on this one!Well, that would make the next ride a bit of a letdown...![]()
Or bloody fangs. Wait, never mind. That was the version in my dream last night.The thing might be a little less creepy if it didn't have stars for eyes...
She probably stopped reading by now. I know I would have.Um, Bambi... any comments?![]()
Cold Pizza. Warm Beer. The Breakfast of Champions.That is awesome!!!!!![]()
Very generous of her, and yes, leftover pizza is a great meal or snack no matter what time the clock says it is.
Good idea. We'll just break off a piece slightly larger than this throat.Hey, he could still enjoy the taste of it! I know DD loves it when DS lets her taste his fruit snacks...![]()
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If Voldemort carried around a foam ball launcher instead of a wand, the series probably would have stopped at book one.And what about Zurg? He bears a striking resemblance to the Dark Lord too.
That would never catch on.You could start a whole "Ryder is not impressed" meme with this.
I stand corrected. I'll contact the Internet meme people right away.See? Ryder was not impressed.
Sorry about that. Oh, tomorrow morning, just before sunrise, look to the east. You're in for a shock!You need to warn me to sit down before you spring surprises on me like that!
+1Didn't Mr. Incredible ask that? "Can you just stay saved...for 10 minutes?!"![]()
Me too! (They're not the only ones that enjoy the ride.Excellent! Glad you were able to get the ride in.
Wow, that's really catching on, huh?Ryder is not impressed.
Still get a little twitch every time Julie turns on the microwave, huh Mark?Thanks to the hidden electric fence, I'll never try that...again.
Well, Poltergeist made clowns creepy a while ago. This just confirms it.
And now, Deep Thoughts with Jack Handey:
"To me, clowns aren't funny. I guess it goes back to the time when I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad."![]()
I'd ask what you were referring to, but then I realized that I would just be asking you to narrow down the list. And I decided I really didn't want that right now.I can vouch for that.![]()
Seriosusly, are you getting a commission on these? Can I get some of that action?Ryder is not impressed.
There he is. I knew he'd be around eventually.We're talkin' 'bout...practice?
Oh yes and the amount of nonedibles that went into that boys mouth....
They give the kids crayons at resturants, he thought it was the appetizer
You give kids pencils in school to write - he thought the top was the snack. For years we had no erasers on pencils.
That thing hanging in the bathroom - tear off snacks - tastes like toilet paper. Tissues too ..... Had to foce cotton candy in his mouth because he would not try it... Really...
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So glad RnR was just delayed, probably just traffic on the freeway.![]()
I'm not even sure if they're available anymore. We got them about a year ago and I don't recall seeing them since.I need to be caught in a lengthy downpour so I can get a Minnie poncho.![]()
They've been asking to ride it pretty much daily since!Looks like y'all were having so much fun at DHS! That's great that the kids liked RNRC!![]()
You're certainly paying for the experience there. Unfortunately, they still charge the adults full price to hang out with Special Agent Oso and June from the Little Einsteins. (Handy Manny is cool, though)We did H&V for the first time this past October. It wasn't my favorite meal but it definitely wasn't terrible. And it is fun for the kids.
Mmm hmmm...That was really nice of the lady to get extra pizzas for y'all!!
Excellent. Because they hurt. Even the little ones.Life interferes with my TR time on a regular bases.
Ill not be throwing stones.
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I sense a conflict in the force.
Great idea. I have no idea where they are.Cool bit of extra magic.
Hold on to those little trinkets.
Pretty soon Disney will be bottling it and selling it.Liquid sunshine...
I can see the marketing campaign now.
You've caught onto my plans. Nice work.Its called creating a diversion.
Its designed to take our minds of your writing.
Works pretty well too
Because that's what we do. And in the end, we're rewarded with rides on Rock n roller coaster.Ahhhhh
That splains it.
Taking one for the kids
Wait, parsecs the distance or parsecs the time? Because as far as I know, there is no black hole between Star Tours and Pixar Place. Unless you count the Backlot Tour.Due to the vast number of parsecs separating Star Tours and Pixar Place.
But they were sooooo cute!Youre were worrying about the wrong end there.
Considering how quick food travels through a duck
This decision seem a might short sighted?
That's why they have vacuums in the closets of the DVC rooms. For giraffe poop.Your gonna need a bigger pooper-scooper
And hit you with a blast of green slime on the way down!Yah, they need to work on that one.
The slide should be far more aggressive so as to achieve more of a projectile vomiting effect when disgorging the guest if they really want to capitalize on the whole nightmare/phobia motif.
Most people are good. It's the bad ones that really catch your attention.And not even from a CM but it was courtesy of another guest.
Almost reaffirms my faith in other people.
Nope. But how about some strained peas?So are you going to run my slice through a blender or what?
Meanwhile, Ryder was doing...well, whatever this is.
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Dinner.Breakfast or lunch?
I know!!! And could you believe he smoked a cigarette in a Disney cartoon????? And so did the Indians and the kids. Everybody smoked!!!I was shocked when I watched Peter Pan again after having seen eleventy billion episodes of Jake. In Jake, Captain Hook is just a bumbling nin-com-poop. In Peter Pan, he's a real blood thirsty SoB!
Apparently so. Or maybe she just expected you to have this one done by now and is looking for the TR from the last trip.She probably stopped reading by now. I know I would have.
Man Law!Cold Pizza. Warm Beer. The Breakfast of Champions.![]()