windwalker
I need an Adventure
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- Dec 28, 2006
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An emergency situation is reported all through the WISH Team.
As you are all aware by now calories don't count when you are traveling to DisneyWorld. But when you get home the calories do count again, here lies the problem. The dreaded Haloween candy. This is low quality high sugar super pudge maker food.
Do this right now:
TAKE A DEEP CLEANSING BREATH AND BACK AWAY FROM THE CANDY. NOW FIND A BAG TO PUT IN IT AND TIE THE BAG TIGHT. NOW TAKE THE BAG TO WORK FOR YOUR CO WORKERS. WATCH WITH SADISTIC GLEE AS THEIR THIGHS, BUTTS AND BELLYIES SWELL.
This plan of action will keep you from the eating frenzy you know will come. You will also have the pleasure of knowing your co-workers are going to be feeling guilty and plumper by the weekend, while you on the other hand will be sleek and graceful.
Your friendy "YARC" Panda
As you are all aware by now calories don't count when you are traveling to DisneyWorld. But when you get home the calories do count again, here lies the problem. The dreaded Haloween candy. This is low quality high sugar super pudge maker food.
Do this right now:
TAKE A DEEP CLEANSING BREATH AND BACK AWAY FROM THE CANDY. NOW FIND A BAG TO PUT IN IT AND TIE THE BAG TIGHT. NOW TAKE THE BAG TO WORK FOR YOUR CO WORKERS. WATCH WITH SADISTIC GLEE AS THEIR THIGHS, BUTTS AND BELLYIES SWELL.
This plan of action will keep you from the eating frenzy you know will come. You will also have the pleasure of knowing your co-workers are going to be feeling guilty and plumper by the weekend, while you on the other hand will be sleek and graceful.
Your friendy "YARC" Panda
