Kayla - that one was a HOOT! I'm glad I didn't have to compete with you!
Here was mine:
Due to creative differences and the never-ending demands of his fans
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Keyth to the Kingdom is releasing his new hit single:
I Will Subscribe
Keyth will be touring in selected cities and appearing as the DIS dancing banana!
At first you are afraid, maybe petrified
Keep reading, never posting, lurking on the site
But then youll spend so many hours reading how to plan your trip
that you sign up, get a screen name and let er rip
And then you post, on every thread
Your boss walks in to find you searching for something Dan Murphy said
Youve planned your trip from A to Z and now you post on Community
And now its too late to turn back for you are hooked on boards: Disney
Go on now, go and post some more
You find jokes and TV recaps; what to get at the
Disney store
Werent you the one who posted about the mugs you fill?
Best not confess, or youll get flames oh yes you will
Oh yes its true you will subscribe
Youll find a thread about your politics, the ones that you cant hide
Youll spend all your days and nights, reading about the Osbourne lights
And youll subscribe, you will subscribe, hey hey
It takes all the strength you have not to beg for tags
Because tag fairies never want to see you whine and nag
And you spend all your spare change to be a part of an exchange
You were alone, and now youll always have a home.
And you see news, info thats new
You get to send a prayer and cyber hugs to someone just like you
And so you feel like reading more, your spouse will wait until youre free
But now youre savin all your passion for the folks who love Disney
Go on now, go and post some more
Smilies, dancing bananas, thats what you have in store
Werent you the one who posted a dirty joke you heard?
That thread is locked and then is gone without a word!
Oh yes its true you will subscribe
Youll find a thread about trip reports, bout someones favorite ride
Youll spend all your days and nights, reading other peoples fights
And youll subscribe, you will subscribe, hey hey