Worst Songs Ever.

[shep]

William Hung...

 

[missypie]

I thought Muskrat Love still topped them all, but then someone mentioned Candy Man...yes, it may be Candy Man.

 

[snoopy]

I Wanna Know What Love Is.... or really anything by Foreigner

Tom Sawyer - Rush (nails on a chalkboard)

And I hate that stupid "Jack and Diane" by John (Cougar) (Mellencamp) (whatever) because it glorifies peaking at sixteen, after which, apparently, "life goes on/Long after the thrill of living is gone." Hearing that chorus repeated for the bazillionith time would make anyone older than the Olsen twins want to slit their wrists.

Why would anyone listen to this song voluntarily?

(I'm in rant mode today, obviously..... )

 

[snoopy]

Oh and one more from recent years that makes me irrationally enranged:

I Hope You Dance

OMG

 

[charabby]

Originally posted by aesalsa


"Goin' to the country, gonna eat me a lota peaches"

That stupid song came out around '95/'96. And that's all it really says. The guy couldn't sing either.

That song is called "Peaches" and is by Presidents of the United States of America. Cracks me up, but not as much as "Kitty" same band.

Personally, I hate "Hey Ya" by Outkast and "Say Say Say" by Paul McCartney and while I'm at it, I also hate "Don't worry, be Happy" *and* "Walking on Sunshine".

 

[TINK61]

AWE! I love the lyrics in I Hope You Dance.

Anyway - I guess it has to be Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting

Next would be that Bertha Butt song.

 

[Cocamami]

"She blinded me with science" (Thomas Dolby, maybe?)--she must have deafened him, too.

"Blame it on the rain" (Milli Vanilli)--Now nature is at fault for horrible music???

"The ketchup song" (Las Ketchup?)--No additional comment necessary

"You turn me round round, baby, round round like a record....."--Yeah, I feel like somebody spun me round round after hearing this song-then I want to throw up.

 

[CookieGVB]

Originally posted by airhead
...Barry Manilow

HEY!!! Go figure...your screen name is airhead.... KIDDING, just KIDDING...

Macarthur Park wins my vote.

 

[Planogirl]

Aw snoopy, I really liked Foreigner.

I also dislike MacArthur Park the most. That song is so stupid!

 

[airhead]

Not nice!!!!!! LOLOLOL Sorry,I hate this guy's music!
Besides, do you know why my screenname is airhead?????

AIRHEAD(...and proud to be!!!)

 

[snoopy]

A couple of others, now that I have given this topic some thought:

She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went...

Oh, and that song Complicated. We were on a beach vacation when that song was popular and I wanted to just throw myself in the middle of the deep blue sea everytime I heard it.

You gotta be strong you gotta be black you gotta be white you gotta be big you gotta be this you gotta be that you gotta be strongererer...

Butterfly Kisses (got my flame retardant suit on and I'm ready for ya! )

 

[airhead]

..anything sung by Jessica Simpson

 

[CookieGVB]

Airhead - I've been hearing awful things about my favorite dude for YEARS...just being goofy today.

Airhead? Ummm...member of the Air Force, maybe?

 

[Octoberbeauty]

Fancy by Reba McEntire~ Now I'm not a big Reba fan anyway, but I HATE that song. Just thinking about a mother selling her child into prostitution....I jut want to jump through the song and smack her upside the head!

I've also never liked
Walking on Sunshine,
Black Velvet,
or Hand in my Pocket by Alanis Morissette

 

[aesalsa]

This came out in the mid 90s. . it went something like:

"Do-you-know-what-today iiiiiis? It's our anniversary!"

My best friend and I made fun of that song all the time.

 

[MICKEY88]

DEAD PUPPIES this is the worst song...read the lyrics for yourself..

 

[MICKEY88]

It's A Real World (After All)

good one to sing as a group at WDW...LOL

 

[Banshee]

Originally posted by MICKEY88
DEAD PUPPIES this is the worst song...read the lyrics for yourself..

EEEWWW that is just gross!......also for me anything by Britney Spears! My cousin saw her black pearl concert? in Miami and said it was terrible. That her voice didnt sound like her.

 

[ilovepcot]

Oh no folks.....you're all wrong! Worst song *ever* has to be CHAIN OF FOOLS by Aretha Franklin!!! There are parts where she hits notes that actually cause a blood vessel in the right side of my temple to pulsate and throb. When DH is in a particularly good mood, he loves to sneek this song in with a long group of music I like just to watch me go over the edge. I'm his cheap entertainment! I wish some of you would look for this song and play it.....see if I'm not right!!!!

Another song that's no prize is CLAP FOR THE WOLFMAN. Just gives me a "creepy" feeling that I want to hurry and go away! Once I hear that song, though, it's in my mind ALL DAY!

 

[Cocamami]

Originally posted by Octoberbeauty
I've also never liked
Walking on Sunshine,
Black Velvet,
or Hand in my Pocket by Alanis Morissette

OK, I'm coming clean: "Walking on Sunshine" is actually a guilty pleasure of mine.