Uuuhhh, none of you actually looked me up on that site did you?
Now, let's be honest about arrest records. They don't actually mean you committed a crime. As long as the jury (not being threatened that their homes would be invaded by squirrels) and the judge (who wondered how those acorn shells got in his oil pan) decide that you are completely (pausing briefly to nervously look around) innocent of the charges brought against you.
It also helps to have a good attorney. I use the same one that Yosemite Sam, Wile E. Coyote, and Daffy Duck use.