Mrs Dazzle
<font color=009900>Florida-mad (well, mad full sto
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Spiders - absolutely plum terrifed of them. I've never managed to get past about 10 minutes into the film Arachnophobia before I'm a gibbering wreck.
DH has been away on business for the last week and I reckon every single grotesque, nasty, hobnailbooted fiendish (and I'm being polite) sp-sp-spider has come into our house since he's been gone. When he phoned this morning he had to gall to laugh at me, hmmph indeed.
I'm embarrassed to admit it took me over 2 hours last night to get rid of the mother of all spiders in my blooming bedroom last night.
They're such small things compared to us, but I am absolutely terrified of them. (Having said that, this one was HUGE, it was dribbling and licking it's lips at me).
I was in such a state when I went up to bed gone 11pm last night and immediately zeroed into this one, that I was so tempted to wake Katie up to get her to banish it, but that wouldn't have been fair.
I did manage - with the aid of my friend Broom and bouncing up and down on the bed (psyching myself up) - to whack the thing onto the curtains and then out of the window . . . eventually
I finally got into bed at 1.34AM and spent a very sleepless night being terrified he was coming back with his big brothers to get me in the night. I even broke the house rule of NO cats on the bed - all three were with me last night, and I was tempted to see if any of the neighbours dogs and cats fancied a night in
What a sad person I am
DH has been away on business for the last week and I reckon every single grotesque, nasty, hobnailbooted fiendish (and I'm being polite) sp-sp-spider has come into our house since he's been gone. When he phoned this morning he had to gall to laugh at me, hmmph indeed.
I'm embarrassed to admit it took me over 2 hours last night to get rid of the mother of all spiders in my blooming bedroom last night.
They're such small things compared to us, but I am absolutely terrified of them. (Having said that, this one was HUGE, it was dribbling and licking it's lips at me).
I was in such a state when I went up to bed gone 11pm last night and immediately zeroed into this one, that I was so tempted to wake Katie up to get her to banish it, but that wouldn't have been fair.
I did manage - with the aid of my friend Broom and bouncing up and down on the bed (psyching myself up) - to whack the thing onto the curtains and then out of the window . . . eventually


What a sad person I am
