Who will be watching Emily Maynard the Bachelorette? No Spoilers PLEASE

[sms]

I don't even know who a few of these guys are. Especially the four that aren't going on the group date.

 

[Elinor Dashwood]

I don't even know who a few of these guys are. Especially the four that aren't going on the group date.

I know! I say send them all home Emily.

 

[Imzadi]

The yellow team actually worked really well together and had a good strategy.

 

[Cat0727]

Ryan is such a creep.

 

[sms]

Ryan needs to powder his nose. So shiny all the time.

 

[Elinor Dashwood]

Ryan is such a creep.

He really is. I almost expected him to say "na na na na boo boo" to the red team.

Is it just me or does have no neck? Maybe that's a result of his fitness obsession? A head that goes right into shoulders.

 

[Cat0727]

Lol please don't tell me one of them is actually crying....

 

[Imzadi]

Umm, crying in the back of a van full of guys is so not cool.

Wait to do it in PRIVATE at least.

 

[Elinor Dashwood]

Umm, crying in the back of a van full of guys is so not cool.

Wait to do it in PRIVATE at least.

Oh please, clearly he just had a little salt water in his eyes, that's all. Nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[Cat0727]

Brrrr, they look freezing.

 

[Imzadi]

Oh please, clearly he just had a little salt water in his eyes, that's all. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Oh yes. . . of course! That's what it was. . .

 

[Elinor Dashwood]

Brrrr, they look freezing.

It's kind of skeevy that she's using the same blanket to cuddle up with various guys.

 

[Imzadi]

How long have those hors d'oeuvers been sitting there? They are all dried out & brown.

 

[Elinor Dashwood]

OMG, please Ryan shut the hell up and go home. I'm sorry but everything he's saying is making me crazy. I'm telling you, his elevator doesn't go all the way up to the top.

 

[Imzadi]

That's two roses for Jef.

 

[Elinor Dashwood]

So Jef gets the rose. After she had to walk him through how a relationship works. Maybe they'll hit up Toys R Us on the way home from Bermuda too. He seems very immature to me.

 

[Hillbeans]

How long have those hors d'oeuvers been sitting there? They are all dried out & brown.

LOL....

 

[Cat0727]

I wonder if she will send both of them home?

ETA: Omg not even 3 seconds in and this date is so awkward already lol.

 

[Imzadi]

Did he mean QUINOA? Pronounced keen-wah?

 

[Imzadi]

So Jef gets the rose. After she had to walk him through how a relationship works. Maybe they'll hit up Toys R Us on the way home from Bermuda too. He seems very immature to me.

Yes, he'd be perfect if she's looking for playmate for Rikki.