Who will be watching Emily Maynard the Bachelorette? No Spoilers PLEASE

[MaryAnnDVC]

You were devastated? After one evening and about 15 minutes total time interacting with her? Devastated?

Maybe you were just feeling bad because you felt like a bunch of other guys beat you?

You'd think they'd be embarrassed and feel unmanly saying that.

Oh yay...crying men, Emily saying "****", Dolly Parton...it's going to be a fun season! lol (BTW, I love Dolly Parton!)

 

[java]

Let's hope he learned a lesson- take your shirt off before the rose ceremony.


so she can see what a tool you really are.

 

[MaryAnnDVC]

Let's hope he learned a lesson- take your shirt off before the rose ceremony.


so she can see what a tool you really are.

 

[Imzadi]

You'd think they'd be embarrassed and feel unmanly saying that.

Oh yay...crying men, Emily saying "****", Dolly Parton...it's going to be a fun season! lol (BTW, I love Dolly Parton!)

I think Dolly will be the highlight of the season.

I can't believe all the crying men.

Emily kissed at least 6 different men.

 

[Robinrs]

You'd think they'd be embarrassed and feel unmanly saying that.

Oh yay...crying men, Emily saying "****", Dolly Parton...it's going to be a fun season! lol (BTW, I love Dolly Parton!)

Hey, I like her better now~~

 

[Robinrs]

Let's hope he learned a lesson- take your shirt off before the rose ceremony.


so she can see what a tool you really are.

And he hides it under a pink shirt and tie... what the heck was he THINKING???

 

[Imzadi]

Let's hope he learned a lesson- take your shirt off before the rose ceremony.


so she can see what a tool you really are.

Yeah, that was so umm, appealing. NOT!

 

[emer95]

Joining late... I'm a Tuesday morning quarterback...

Ok, I agree with all of you (you took the thoughts right out of my head!!). I just wanted to add:

They need to switch things up. I am SO bored with the incredibly awkward first meeting when they come out of the limo and try to do something to stand out. SO lame and uncomfortable. The guys who just say, "Hi, I'm______" impress me way more than the stupid helicopter, grandma outfit, and egg, for pete's sake.

Emily really is stunning, and I'd love to borrow that dress!

The guy with the body, at the end? Idiot! His friends will be mocking him about that for life. But dang... I do wish we had that to look at for a few more episodes. Wow.

 

[Robinrs]

Joining late... I'm a Tuesday morning quarterback...

Ok, I agree with all of you (you took the thoughts right out of my head!!). I just wanted to add:

They need to switch things up. I am SO bored with the incredibly awkward first meeting when they come out of the limo and try to do something to stand out. SO lame and uncomfortable. The guys who just say, "Hi, I'm______" impress me way more than the stupid helicopter, grandma outfit, and egg, for pete's sake.

Emily really is stunning, and I'd love to borrow that dress!

The guy with the body, at the end? Idiot! His friends will be mocking him about that for life. But dang... I do wish we had that to look at for a few more episodes. Wow.

Agreed, like a man there's nothing wrong with looking at a nice hard body!

I loved her dress, too and it fit her so perfectly. She's a little teeny thing, it was nice to see a dress that fit sexy and not tacky.


Those over the top greeters must feel UBER stupid when they're not picked. Granny was just plain STUPID but I have to give props to helicopter guy. Now THAT'S an entrance . Player HATER ville!

 

[Lady Elle]

im in!!!!!!

 

[Robinrs]

This article sums it up well!

http://www.celebritybeehive.com/blo...this-be-the-worst-crop-of-bachelors-ever.html

Oh Jesus. I would seriously hate to be Emily Maynard. What the hell?????
ABC published photos of the new crop of 25 bachelors who will be vying for that coveted final rose and I have to say, this is not looking good.
First off, they all look like a bunch of dorky frat guys who think fart jokes are just hilarious and that is just the worst kind of guy. And some of them look slightly cross-eyed. Am I wrong? But the best part (and worst for poor Emily) are their quotes from their bios pages - they are beyond hilarious!
Some of my faves:

Travis - Would you say you're a little bit country or more of a city person?
Being from Mississippi of course I'm going to be a country boy. But people don't consider me to be because of the way I dress and carry myself. I tend to be a little 'Metro'. Uh-oh.

Ryan - Who is your favorite artist and why?
I believe athleticism is the "Art" of movement. Michael Jordan was an incredible Artist. Oh come on.

Kyle - Who are your top 3 all-time favorite movies?
Zoolander, The Notebook, Point Break The Notebook? I appreciate a man who can show his emotions but really???

Jean-Paul - What superpower would you choose to have and why?
Pacifier powers. So I could calm people down preventing wars & conflicts and just get people to chill out. Really??? You could have any superpower and you pick pacifier powers??? I'm betting he's out the first night.

Aaron - Do you prefer a woman who wants to be pursued or a woman who pursues you and why?
Because I am relatively shy on making that initial contact, I love it when a woman pursues me. It shows confidence and that she's not your average woman. Hot. He's definitely out the first night.

Emily has got a long and disastrous road ahead of her I think.

 

[kimmar067]

...okay - I'm in.

 

[kimmar067]

....if this is an indication of what's ahead, I'm DOOMED:

Just as the first guy got out of the limo I fell asleep and missed every single introduction!

Even 'helicopter guy'!!

 

[suzannen]

I'm in for another season too! I love the way there is always one guy (or girl) that all of the contestants decide to hate from the very start - in this case Helicopter Guy. Usually that's more fun to watch than the faux romances, so I guess I'm hoping he stays around for a while.

I actually do like Emily and do hope she finds love, but I just don't believe this show is the best way to do it.

 

[robinb]

Well, the previews look like we have a lot of fun in front of us. It's going to be the most mockable season in Bachelorette history.

 

[MAGICFOR2]

So far we have a Tony Hawk, MC Hammer, Mario Andretti, Norman Bates, a wolf, an egg toting fool and a Prince Charming. Great.

Oh, don't forget Elvis!

What the hell is a luxury brand consultant?? Did he just say his name was Katelyn?

He sells Mercedes!

I thought the same thing!

Lookin' like the guys are experiencing a bit of helicopter envy.

His own bobble head? Really?

awkward

That guy is going to make out with his ostrich egg later this evening. It's going to be the hottest episode in Bachelorette history.

So strange - did he ever explain why the egg?

A Sleepless in Seattle letter from a boy!

The boy in the letter got the first impression rose

Is anyone else turned off by the fact that he just used his kid to get Emily's affection when he's known her about 30 seconds?? Here's a letter my kid wrote you, he doesn't know you but it's ok because this letter is full of him saying how great a dad I am.

I was thinking the same thing - it's okay to let her know your family situation, but that letter is a little over the top. What 12 yr old boy sits down and writes a letter like that to a stranger?

Hey! Did you hear her fiancé died in a plane crash??

How many times can they mention that????

She says that's behind her, and yet here it is again.

That was CRUEL!

Oh, That's who he looks like....perfect!

The "you've all exceeded my expectations" speech. It's the SAME thing every season. Same script, same characters, different actors.

And yet...I watch.

Boring

So DRAMATIC!!!

The most Dramatic rose ceremony in Bachelorette History!!

Is he going to smash the egg on the ground?

whew I was worried about the egg

I thought he was going to turn in to the Hulk!

Let's hope he learned a lesson- take your shirt off before the rose ceremony.


so she can see what a tool you really are.

And he hides it under a pink shirt and tie... what the heck was he THINKING???

Wow - he's pretty proud of that 6 pack. He looks like a molded GI Joe to me.... poor guy, he probably worked so hard on that and thought it would change his life. He needs to take it to Miami beach or something...

I think Dolly will be the highlight of the season.

I can't believe all the crying men.

Emily kissed at least 6 different men.

I hope she doesn't let her daughter watch - last time she didn't want to kiss Brad for a long time - what happened?

im in!!!!!!

Can't help yourself?

....if this is an indication of what's ahead, I'm DOOMED:

Just as the first guy got out of the limo I fell asleep and missed every single introduction!

Even 'helicopter guy'!!

Okay, I'll admit it - I slept through most of the cocktail party, so I'm a little confused about who they all are, but that's not new for me!

Looks like they won't have all the shows from her hometown.

 

[kimmar067]

Oh, don't forget Elvis!

...hey, at least we don't have that creepy guy with the MASK!!

Okay, I'll admit it - I slept through most of the cocktail party, so I'm a little confused about who they all are, but that's not new for me!

....so, that WASN'T me snoring, then....

Looks like they won't have all the shows from her hometown.

...could be awkward with her kid there....

 

[Imzadi]

....if this is an indication of what's ahead, I'm DOOMED:

Just as the first guy got out of the limo I fell asleep and missed every single introduction!

Even 'helicopter guy'!!

No Kimmy, you saw it all. You're still in shock & numbing out what you saw. It's a natural PTSD reaction after watching a trainwreck.

I actually do like Emily and do hope she finds love, but I just don't believe this show is the best way to do it.

Or with these men!

 

[Imzadi]

The boy in the letter got the first impression rose

She should have the boy on INSTEAD.

Considering how emotionally young Emily is, the boy might be more her speed.

The most Dramatic rose ceremony in Bachelorette History!!

Or the most incredulous rose ceremony in Bachelorette History!!

 

[MaryAnnDVC]

The guy with the body, at the end? Idiot! His friends will be mocking him about that for life. But dang... I do wish we had that to look at for a few more episodes. Wow.

I suspect that all these guys have friends as doofy as they are.

I was thinking the same thing - it's okay to let her know your family situation, but that letter is a little over the top. What 12 yr old boy sits down and writes a letter like that to a stranger?

One who hopes he can help unload his Dad for a few weeks!

I actually do like Emily and do hope she finds love, but I just don't believe this show is the best way to do it.

At this point, I think everyone involved is looking for opportunities...for fame/other jobs (Travis Stork, Melissa Rycroft, Chris Lambton, who else?), for other dates (all those Bachelor/ette reunions/orgies...it's like one big frat party), for Bachelor Pad, for exposure for current jobs (Kirk's personal trainer business), and DEFINITELY for the travel. They go on some pretty AMAAAAAAZING trips.