Who will be watching Emily Maynard the Bachelorette? No Spoilers PLEASE

[Robinrs]

I "watched" the show last night, actually I had it on while working, and it's AMAZING how much you can figure out without watching, just listening.

First of all, the show is CHEAP and pitiful, but last night was the last draw. It was like a badly scripted latin soap opera in English.

Enter the not so much VILLAIN...

... FRESH from turning in his cuckoo script from the Bachelorette...CHRIS.

Cue Jamie

, the cautious, yet painfully lovestuck ingenue.

Does he love me.. or does he not? Of course he does, he PROTECTS ME

.

Uhh, I just got voted off...

I guess he DIDN'T!

Quick, let's establish SOMEONE as a couple, okay, Kalon and Lindzi

, no one cares about them, or knows how to spell their names ANYWAY.

Need a WITCH

... Erica is too obvious

...let's make it BLAKELY. Yeah, take away her FEMME FATALE card

and make her the pitiful whiny witch girl.

Everyone else just TALKS about them and are basically wallpaper the entire show.

WHO was that guy who got voted off... he had to REMIND US he was the last fan!

AND WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHY IS THIS GUY

STILL ON THE SHOW????????

 

[Jeafl]

As if we needed another reason to dislike Jaclyn...

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20620494,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines

 

[Jeafl]

ANother article about Jef and Emily's trip to Africa
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20618297,00.html

And another one about Jef and Emily
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20615091,00.html

 

[violetrose]

My DVR started digitizing horribly, during the last ten minutes of the show. I had it FF'd, waiting for it to straighten out, and it never did, so I missed who got voted off.

Ironically, I was able to see one of Jamie's tarantula eyes for a long period of time (with the screen completely messed up around it), so I assumed that she was being interviewed in the limo and was sent packing.

Can someone tell me which guy got the boot?

David was the guy who got the boot. I actually liked him better than any of the other guys but he was just a lowly "fan" and not worthy of the others.

He did gush a little too much once he got in the limo, talking about how it was the greatest weeks of his life, and he actually started to cry a little. Which I though was completely weird seeing how he seemed normal the entire time on the show. I guess these people all lose their minds when they are sequestered in the "pad" 24/7.

 

[violetrose]

BTW I predict Blakely will be this season's Michelle Money. Bad girl turned Queen of the House. She'll be "misunderstood" and she'll get the good edit. I can already see it happening.

I still don't trust her (and I never trusted Michele Money either).

Kalon is a creep but at least he understands how to play the game. You aren't supposed to tell everyone what you are doing, like Michael and company. Michael seems like a nice guy but there is something wrong with him, can't quite put my finger on it. Oh yeah, it's the fact that he makes a living out of being on the Bachelor shows.

 

[violetrose]

RobinRS I just have to say I am howling with laughter over your whole commentary. I keep wanting to quote bits and pieces but let me make it easy and say I totally agree and I haven't laughed so hard over smilies in a long long time. Ahhh I've missed my DIS Bachelor fix, this thread is even more entertaining than the actual show.

 

[shortbun]

Watched my one and only Bachelor Pad last night! Did that guy really say it was the best thing that had ever happened to him in his whole life? How many people did Chris sleep with last night and why is HE even on that show?
I was seriously sure he was unbalanced during the Bachlorette and I would be scared he'd hurt someone if I were a producer. They better be watching him like a hawk.

Does someone provide these people with condoms? It's like musical beds in that house. ick!

 

[Imzadi]

<sniff!> I miss you gals. But, I tried to watch Bachelor Pad a couple times but got the compulsion to do my laundry instead. Maybe it was the urge to clean up the scummy feeling I was feeling?

Glad to peek in and still see Bachelorette talk.

Last week, it was reported that one of producers of the show, Cassie Lambert, the one who had once dated Arie, got married over the weekend. Chris Harrison officiated.

Here is a pic of the show contestants who were invited. Apparently, Ben & Courtney (on the left) are still (publicly) together.

From left: Courtney Robertson, Ben Flajnik, JP Rosenbaum, Ashley Hebert, Ali Fedotowsky, Cassie Lambert, Pete Scalettar, Elan Gale, Casey Shteamer, Chris Harrison, DeAnna Pappas, Stephen Stagliano, Emily Marynard and Jef Holm.

GOSSIP!

A friend lives in the Charleston area and "The Bachelorette" show is renting a house there starting today............. Wedding???

Very interesting. It has also been speculated elsewhere that a new reality show may be in the works about Jef and Emily planning a wedding. It could be for that as well. Of course I have no idea where I saw that gem of information. It was one of those click on a link situations where there are more links to click on at the bottom, and so on. It could have been anywhere.

Oh geez, I hope they don't sign up for another reality TV show focusing on them. That has helped kill many a celeb relationship. Think Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey. I was surprised to see one of the Jonas brothers now has a show about his new marriage.

 

[Imzadi]

ANother article about Jef and Emily's trip to Africa
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20618297,00.html

And another one about Jef and Emily
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20615091,00.html

The first article definitely makes them still sound so down to earth. I think Jef is good for Emily. Their values seem aligned in that they want to do good things together for others.

When Emily was first on Brad's season, they stated her occupation was an organizer for charity events for a Children's Hospital. Whether that was a volunteer position, I don't know. Apparently, her her deceased fiance has a cancer ward or center named after him, or her would-have-been FIL, who is in remission from cancer, may also/or instead have something to do with the hospital. That could be how Emily is involved at all.

But, aside from her blingy side, she seems to have a good heart and wants to do good things for children. So, her going with Jef to visit the missions definitely seems to fit.

 

[emer95]

Watched my one and only Bachelor Pad last night! Did that guy really say it was the best thing that had ever happened to him in his whole life? How many people did Chris sleep with last night and why is HE even on that show?
I was seriously sure he was unbalanced during the Bachlorette and I would be scared he'd hurt someone if I were a producer. They better be watching him like a hawk.

Does someone provide these people with condoms? It's like musical beds in that house. ick!

He also said leaving the house will be the hardest thing he'll ever have to do in his whole life. I actually yelled at the TV, "You should BE so lucky!!"

Oh, it's such trash, the whole thing. I can't even begin to imagine what their parents think.

 

[Lehuaann]

I don't feel one bit sorry for Jamie. If she wants to find love so much why didn't she give the guy a chance who treated her so nicely on her birthday? Instead she plays a dirty trick on him by voting him off (her own partner!) and then says she is glad he is gone and out of her way so she can go after Chris. I'm not sure what her past life is but it's no excuse for the way she behaved toward the 32 year old virgin. David also seemed to like her but she wanted nothing to do with him either. I can't stand women who cry they can't find anyone to love but then when a good guy comes around they won't give him the time of day. She just wants drama all the time, not love.

Just to be clear, I never said I felt sorry for her because she could not find love.

I pity her pathetic 25 year rear because for such a pretty girl she has zero self-esteem and dignity. Of course she is not going to open herself to a good guy if it smacked her in the face.....girl doesn't even love herself.

 

[N&B'smom]

I like Reid, but I'm glad he's gone. He's WAY too good a guy to be hangin out with this group of clowns.

It's true, he is too good for this show BUT now I can't look at him!

 

[Ride Junkie]

Poor Jamie. She must be mortified watching the show. I was embarrassed for her on The Bachelor, and I was embarrassed for her again on Bachelor Pad. Someone needed to take her by the shoulders, look her in the face, and say, "Girl, he's just not that into you."

When I look at Chris, I still see a young Randy Quaid. I would love for him to utter Cousin Eddie's famous line from Christmas Vacation (when he's dumping the waste into the sewer)!!!

I find myself rooting for Kalon. And it makes me feel a little dirty.

Do they have a reunion show after Bachelor Pad ends? I'd love to hear what everyone has to say for themselves.

 

[kimmar067]

Poor Jamie. She must be mortified watching the show. I was embarrassed for her on The Bachelor, and I was embarrassed for her again on Bachelor Pad. Someone needed to take her by the shoulders, look her in the face, and say, "Girl, he's just not that into you.".....

...she's just not a good judge of character....

 

[kimmar067]

....what I don't get is how Sara was 'SOOOOO into Ed' and she suddenly hooks up with [ugh!] Chris, like, the very next day.....

 

[kimmar067]

So Jamie turns out to be a skank then? Isn't she the one who gave that very embarrassing lap dance to Ben on his season? Ick.

...I personally don't think so...

..I did briefly see part of an episode last week, or the week before, where she was pouring her heart out to one of the guy fans at a prom party. She seemed pretty lost to me, like she had no sense of who she even was or what she wanted. Very sad....

....she is so misguided, and I think that is has alot to do with her childhood....

Chris seems to be showing his true colors. What a pig he is. He doesn't seem to be respectful of women at all....watching him bring Emily home last season in love and now his raucous antics on Bachelor Pad! He looks sleezy and underhanded IMO...

....his parents must be SO PROUD.

 

[violetrose]

When I look at Chris, I still see a young Randy Quaid. I would love for him to utter Cousin Eddie's famous line from Christmas Vacation (when he's dumping the waste into the sewer)!!!

Randy Quaid/Cousin Eddie is a good one.

Somewhere else I read them comparing him to Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants.

 

[kimmar067]

I wonder if Emily is watching, and if she is, she must be so grateful to have dodged the Chris bullet. He sure does have a mean and skanky streak....

....a-MEN to THAT...

 

[kimmar067]

As if we needed another reason to dislike Jaclyn...

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20620494,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines

....I. don't. NEED. another. reason. [ ]

 

[kimmar067]

Here is a pic of the show contestants who were invited. Apparently, Ben & Courtney (on the left) are still (publicly) together.

From left: Courtney Robertson, Ben Flajnik, JP Rosenbaum, Ashley Hebert, Ali Fedotowsky, Cassie Lambert, Pete Scalettar, Elan Gale, Casey Shteamer, Chris Harrison, DeAnna Pappas, Stephen Stagliano, Emily Marynard and Jef Holm.

....wow. And these are the 'normal' people of The Bachelor...