Who feels like a Thread-Killer? Part 2
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Brer_Papa
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POLL:
(inspired by that other thread)
check all that apply....
<u>WHERE</u> would you pose nude at?
Downtown _____
Bedroom ______
Springboard diving board _____
Aisle of a plane in turbuence _____
On a horse ala Lady Godiva _____
Cubs Game ______
Exotic Tap Dance Stage _____
other (Name it )
(inspired by that other thread)
check all that apply....
<u>WHERE</u> would you pose nude at?
Downtown _____
Bedroom ______
Springboard diving board _____
Aisle of a plane in turbuence _____
On a horse ala Lady Godiva _____
Cubs Game ______
Exotic Tap Dance Stage _____
other (Name it )
How intriguing
Brer_Papa
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Once upon a time.... a young lad went to the fair....
he had some sausage sandwhiches....some cotton candy.....a cold drink....
he rode some rides....he played some games....
he was having a great time....
all of a sudden, his attention was drawn by the Barker outside of a huge tent....
The SideShow Tent!
The Barker was extollng the wonders inside the tent....a bearded Lady...the world's strongest man....the worlds tiniest couple...
the Barker introduced a sword swallower....
the young lad found himself getting closer and closer to the SideShow...
fascinataed by the sword swallower...he made up his mind...he was going into the tent...
"Only 50 cents!" the Barker cried....
the young lad pulled 4 bits out of his pocket...paid the Barker...and went inside....
wide eyed with wonder....the young lad moved from exhibit to exhibit....and then...
he saw them....
twins! 2 of the most beautiful girls he had ever seen...
he walked closer....he was the only person near their stage....
te yong lad immediately noticed one cast here eyes down....too shy to look at him....
the other twin looked him straight in the eye...unafraid...and...FLIRTING!
"Hi Hun" she said...and introduced herself.."I'm Fanny...this s my sister Annie....we're twins...Siamese Twins....joined at the hip...what's your name?"
"Errr" he stumbled..."Billy...my name is Billy....pleased to meet you..."
Annie looked at him and mumbled a hello....
"hi Annie...pleased to meet you too" he said softly...
"you from around here?" Fanny asked him...
"ayup" he replied...."just down the road"....
and they talked about his hometown....things to do....places to go...the history of the town....
as the time flew by, it was quite clear that Bily and Fanny were hitting it off...while Annie seldom joined in...but listened to their every word....
Out of the blue...Fanny told the lad..."our shift is over....how about taking us to see your town?"
She asked so sweetly....and was so flirty....he didn't hesitate to say yes...
off they went....to Billy's car....
Billy was glad he had a bench seat....so they could ride in the front seat together..but....was disheartened when he realized that Annie would be sitting between himself and Fanny....
BUT! being the gentleman he is....he held the door for them....and did not let on that he was a bit discouraged....
The ride was nice....they had a good time...and had picked up the conversation from where they had left off at the stage...
Billy was a good tour guide...he pointed out all the town had to offer...and as the sky darkened....he told them of a place...
a place they could park on a hill and see the town lit up at night....
He drove them there safely...and parked the car...
leaving the key on "accessories" so they could listen to the radio....
They were all quiet...until that silence was broken when Fanny asked..."Don't you want to kiss me?"
His actions answered for him....but he had to lean across Annie to kiss Fanny...
with lps puckered....he leaned across....and just as his lips met hers....
he felt Annie nibble his neck....
(cannot be continued
)
he had some sausage sandwhiches....some cotton candy.....a cold drink....
he rode some rides....he played some games....
he was having a great time....
all of a sudden, his attention was drawn by the Barker outside of a huge tent....
The SideShow Tent!
The Barker was extollng the wonders inside the tent....a bearded Lady...the world's strongest man....the worlds tiniest couple...
the Barker introduced a sword swallower....
the young lad found himself getting closer and closer to the SideShow...
fascinataed by the sword swallower...he made up his mind...he was going into the tent...
"Only 50 cents!" the Barker cried....
the young lad pulled 4 bits out of his pocket...paid the Barker...and went inside....
wide eyed with wonder....the young lad moved from exhibit to exhibit....and then...
he saw them....
twins! 2 of the most beautiful girls he had ever seen...
he walked closer....he was the only person near their stage....
te yong lad immediately noticed one cast here eyes down....too shy to look at him....
the other twin looked him straight in the eye...unafraid...and...FLIRTING!
"Hi Hun" she said...and introduced herself.."I'm Fanny...this s my sister Annie....we're twins...Siamese Twins....joined at the hip...what's your name?"
"Errr" he stumbled..."Billy...my name is Billy....pleased to meet you..."
Annie looked at him and mumbled a hello....
"hi Annie...pleased to meet you too" he said softly...
"you from around here?" Fanny asked him...
"ayup" he replied...."just down the road"....
and they talked about his hometown....things to do....places to go...the history of the town....
as the time flew by, it was quite clear that Bily and Fanny were hitting it off...while Annie seldom joined in...but listened to their every word....
Out of the blue...Fanny told the lad..."our shift is over....how about taking us to see your town?"
She asked so sweetly....and was so flirty....he didn't hesitate to say yes...
off they went....to Billy's car....
Billy was glad he had a bench seat....so they could ride in the front seat together..but....was disheartened when he realized that Annie would be sitting between himself and Fanny....
BUT! being the gentleman he is....he held the door for them....and did not let on that he was a bit discouraged....
The ride was nice....they had a good time...and had picked up the conversation from where they had left off at the stage...
Billy was a good tour guide...he pointed out all the town had to offer...and as the sky darkened....he told them of a place...
a place they could park on a hill and see the town lit up at night....
He drove them there safely...and parked the car...
leaving the key on "accessories" so they could listen to the radio....
They were all quiet...until that silence was broken when Fanny asked..."Don't you want to kiss me?"
His actions answered for him....but he had to lean across Annie to kiss Fanny...
with lps puckered....he leaned across....and just as his lips met hers....
he felt Annie nibble his neck....
(cannot be continued
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