It’s a tough job but someone’s gotta do it.It was my parental duty to check the candy to make sure it was OK, and that they didn't eat too much of it.
You're welcome, kids.
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My kids are grown, but I “occasionally” did this in the past. But I only “borrowed” the candy my kids didn’t like, such as Snickers and Reese’s. I let them have the good stuff, like Mary Janes and circus peanuts.![]()
I have people for that. Last year one of my staff members tore the Rockets (known to you as Smarties) right out of his own child's hands so that he could bring them to me. I made him "Employee of the Week".
^^True story.That's what we do, except we don't separate it out. It just goes in one big bowl for everyone.My Mom always put our candy together and then separated it into bowls with like things. Lollipops in one bowl, chocolate in another, etc. It was then that it became 'for the entire family.' My Dad got everything with black licorice, though. Blech. And for some strange reason all the Jujubees disappeared before they could be put into the bowls. I highly suspected my Mom.

Oof! I was once audited for unpaid coconut tax relating to my coconut shell corporation. My bad.I do not have kids to steal candy from, but when I was a kid we did have to may my Grandfather the "cocunut tax" in that he had first pick of anything with coconut, typically Mounds or Almond Joys.
