Who Can Say No?

[prairie_girl]

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I know all kids are supposed to be cute in their own way but geez..

 

[happybaker]

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WTH If butterscotch fudge is the new flavor, what are the others?

 

[princesscinderella]

WTH If butterscotch fudge is the new flavor, what are the others?

Peanut butter and potato, yum yum
Or better yet PB&J potato

 

[BrianL]

Essential protons and electrons? Lol

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/arden-weenus-meat-softener/


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Ah, yes, that makes sense. I knew it had to be fake after reading the entire copy. I was like, there's no way.

 

[snowwite]

 

[theluckyrabbit]

It absolutely boggles the mind to think that these are the recipes that made it through the company test kitchens. What were the recipes that didn't make the grade?! Maybe it's best that we don't know... Seeing this "food" on your plate is how eating disorders get started!

 

[RedAngie]

Hey @RedAngie - not to hijack another one of your threads with my obsession with your Avatar, but I can't help myself - I've found you the PERFECT one!
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Excellent!!! I save it for when your Raptor mascot needs a vacation.

By the way, does that mascot have a name?

And I don’t know how I missed seeing this for five days.

 

[RedAngie]

EDIT: You know, the more I look at this the more I am convinced that this is from like a MAD Magazine or something. It can't possibly be serious.

A few of those “recipes” are definitely parody or satire.

 

[ronandannette]

Excellent!!! I save it for when your Raptor mascot needs a vacation.

By the way, does that mascot have a name?

And I don’t know how I missed seeing this for five days.

Well, so as not to complicate things, his name is “The Raptor”. And for the record, I’d never refer to you as such. Thanks for using him for a little while...it’s trying times for Toronto basketball lovers.

 

[ronandannette]

Essential protons and electrons? Lol

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/arden-weenus-meat-softener/


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Oh thank God! I will sleep better tonight knowing this. Now if I could just somehow purge my brain of this disturbing little kid’s image...