Assuming you're talking about a Christmas tree -- 1974 -- and it's the last one I'll ever have! DH went to his cousin's farm and cut down a tree. Brought it home and we decorated it ... the next morning I went into the living room and saw black lines across the walls and ceilings ... bugs from the tree marching one by one across the room. Needless to say, I opened the door and threw that tree out, ornaments and all. Will never have another live tree!
WTLT you bought a new pair of shoes?