When you want to cuss (or swear or curse...) but can't, what do you say?

[RLccweems]

Ya know, the words you say instead...

Mine are really boring. I say darn and shoot. The most colorful one is "ace", but I didn't know it was a substitute cuss word until my youngest son thought that it was a real cuss word and wanted to know why someone was on American Idol with the name of a bad word. I finally got him to say Ace. Eventually I figured out why he thought that...when I'm driving I say, "way to go, ace!" or "out of my way, ace".

My sister says "son of a biscuit eater", which makes me giggle.

So help me spice up my vocabulary.

CRAP!! CRAP!! CRAP!! Then my kids let me have it for saying a bad word.

lettie

 

[Mellie2162]

That's it.... I'm leaving this thread!!! crawling into my bed under my comfy duvet with a big bar of Milka chocolate to watch a weepy movie on the Hallmark channel...

Mensch, some people.....

No no come back...come back....

 

[qtwns]

Irritating drivers are Ding Dongs!

freakin'
dang it
flippin'

Some of my students have started saying 'Sweet Nibblets" and it is driving me crazy!

 

[MUFFYCAT]

CRAP!! CRAP!! CRAP!! Then my kids let me have it for saying a bad word.

lettie

I'm so bad I don't think crap is a bad word anymore.

 

[rie'smom]

Poopie
Booger snot
Got ziggitty dog
frickin'

 

[Tigger&Belle]

That's it.... I'm leaving this thread!!! crawling into my bed under my comfy duvet with a big bar of Milka chocolate to watch a weepy movie on the Hallmark channel...

Mensch, some people.....

Awwwww, did we scare you away? Crap on a cracker.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

That's it.... I'm leaving this thread!!! crawling into my bed under my comfy duvet with a big bar of Milka chocolate to watch a weepy movie on the Hallmark channel...

Mensch, some people.....

Awwwww, did we scare you away? Crap on a cracker.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

That's it.... I'm leaving this thread!!! crawling into my bed under my comfy duvet with a big bar of Milka chocolate to watch a weepy movie on the Hallmark channel...

Mensch, some people.....

Awwwww, did we scare you away? Crap on a cracker.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

That's it.... I'm leaving this thread!!! crawling into my bed under my comfy duvet with a big bar of Milka chocolate to watch a weepy movie on the Hallmark channel...

Mensch, some people.....

Awwwww, did we scare you away? Crap on a cracker.

 

[Tigger&Belle]

Awwwww, did we scare you away? Crap on a cracker.

Awwwww, did we scare you away? Crap on a cracker.

Awwwww, did we scare you away? Crap on a cracker.

Awwwww, did we scare you away? Crap on a cracker.

What in the heck? The DIS didn't just hiccup or burp, it belched!

 

[MosMom]

Usually ratzed fratzed.

 

[MsLeFever]

My mother's got some great ones:

"Bunghole" (which I guess is part of a barrell? She's a retired history teacher)

And "Pot Licker" which is a hilarious thing to call someone!

 

[MsLeFever]

My mother's got some great ones:

"Bunghole" (which I guess is part of a barrell? She's a retired history teacher)

And "Pot Licker" which is a hilarious thing to call someone!

 

[Doe]

frickin, freaken

My word of late has been, and don't know how to spell it but it's ufdar or oofdar. Some word my 16 yr old son and friends made up now I say it in the car at idiot drivers. Trust me better than what I used to say.

 

[MsLeFever]

Along the lines of "What the..." my kids like to say "Why you little...." but they are really saying "Why you little!"

I think that they think calling each other "a little" is really bad.

 

[CookieGVB]

I've been known to say "Holy carp!" (yes, like the fish)

"What in the ham sandwhich....???"

Can't think of many others, because I don't always filter like I should.

 

[MsLeFever]

Along the lines of "What the..." my kids like to say "Why you little...." but they are really saying "Why you little!"

I think that they think calling each other "a little" is really bad.

Hey if this post shows up multiple times it isn't my fault - but something is hinky!

 

[mickeysgal]

I use many of those that already been posted, but I've also used: Jeezalou, Jeez, Good Grief, and Bless Your Heart!

 

[pppiglet]

I do the Pooh "oh bother" when I need to cuss.

 

[jennyf917]

Beans, biscuits, Geez oh Pete, God bless America, and Holy Mary, Mother of God.