"Pleaded" is actually acceptable, and has been for quite some time. I think that actually used to be the preferred term. "Pled" or "Plead" are also acceptable.
I agree that "I seen" is regional. I heard it a lot when I lived in Kentucky.
The reaction people have to "axed" is interesting to me because it doesn't seem like people have the same type of response to other accents. Switching sounds around is called metathesis, and kids do it a lot when they're young (pasgetti, etc). It's part of African American Vernacular English, and while not "correct," I think the only reason it's considered worse than a Southern drawl or east coasters leaving off their "r's" is the African American part. It's sad to me that someone who "paaks their caaa" looks down their nose if someone axes them where they parked it.
The ax thing drives me crazy too. I don't understand the need for violence in asking a question. Another classic is substituting f for th. I have no idea what direction souf is and have never had a birfday. I have no issue with kids mispronouncing words as they learn to speak but an adult should know how to speak their native language properly. I don't even care if people who speak English as a second language screw it up. I poorly attempted Italian while in Italy but I at least made an effort which is all I ax.
Nothing, however, is as bad as the use of leet speak in inappropriate situations. UR is not the same as your. In a text message to a friend, fine. In an email sent at work to a coworker or in a paper handed in to any level of educator...NO.
I have no problem calling out bad grammar to anyone who doesn't have the ability to fire me. It has become a rolling joke with my friends. If someone says something like "I seen that" I will say something like "What language was that because it sure as heck wasn't English".
Axe for ask always makes me laugh too!
What about all the incorrect/funny things your kids say that become so endearing?
Like the one time my DD had to find pictures of word with the "B" sound, and I sadly had to let her know that the thing she carried her books in was a "back pack", not a "pack-pack".
I notice my older daughter (11) continually uses wrong prepositions. (She learned to speak late, and was adopted at age 2, which I'm sure contributes to the problem). I'm always correcting her. I was trying to think how I learned them, I realized most people just pick up correct usage.
I seen a thread on this issue not too long ago, but I can't find where it's at.
I am stickler for grammer, and I am not shy about correcting people. My kids call me the "Grammer Police". Some of the things that bother me:
I think a lot of bad grammer is just ingrained. My DH was brought up in a very uneducated home. He was always spoken to in this way, so that is how he learned to speak. After 16 years with me, I have him mostly retrained.The kids pick it up from their grandparents and from school. I nip it in the bud.
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