jimmiej
I invented the Naked Segway Tour
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Groucho said:Protestant religions generally don't believe in such outlandish things (next thing you know, people will believe a lump of pasta is almighty), and several even encourage free thinking and questioning of the bible.
Every church I've belonged to (all Southern Baptist) took those stories literally.

How'd you get that from my post? Or are you being rude on purpose?
(only the first two are holding water for me right now)