What's with the Jesus skywriting?

Groucho said:
Protestant religions generally don't believe in such outlandish things (next thing you know, people will believe a lump of pasta is almighty), and several even encourage free thinking and questioning of the bible.

Every church I've belonged to (all Southern Baptist) took those stories literally.
 
Uncle Remus said:
kinda like the evangelicals as pawns to the Republicans.

I'm still a registered Republican, but they don't speak for me. we need the tax breaks. :)
 
JoyG said:
Mike,
I think most evangelical christians do take the story of Adam and Eve literally (as well as Jonah and the fish, parting of the Red Sea, etc), I don't believe catholics take it literally and I'm not sure about non evangelical protestants.

I take the story of Adam and Eve literally, and the parting of the Red Sea, but I don't take the "7 days" literally, and I'm not too sure about Jonas. I am an evangelical protestant, but I go to a non-denominational church which is composed of people from varying backgrounds who may not all agree on what is literal and what is not, but we do agree that every story has some deeper meaning that we are to take from it. In the end, it really doesn't matter if the whale was real. I also was raised Catholic, so I'm sure the basis of a lot of my beliefs has a Catholic tinge to it. I learned evolution in Catholic school biology class, and that the 7 days wasn't literal in religion class, and those two theories do fit together nicely and to me make sense.
 
Groucho said:
So why does AIDS exist?

Why do viruses exist?

Oh, right. "Mysterious ways" they tell us.

I'm sure you know that plenty of religious folks believe that AIDS is god punishing gays. (Apparently god only dislikes gay men. Gay women are less likely to get AIDS than straight women...) I'm glad that you don't feel that way.
You're preaching to the choir here.. I've been told more than once that I was being punished for something..
Why do virus exist? That's a scientific question . I'm not good at science. Hhistory is my thing. They are just there , like all living organisms..They need to stay alive and reproduce just like humans..They evolve like all other living things. They don't exist to harm,that's just a by product. One could say we humans are a virus and destroying the planet in the process
 

Groucho said:
I'd encourage the viewing of the episode of P&T's BS that deals with the bible, but

I'm not familiar with what "P&T's BS" stands for. Is that a television program?
 
today had two huge stories:

1. **** Sapiens and Neanderthals began diverging from a common ancestor about 700,000 years ago. we're mapping the Neanderthal genome.

2. Using the Hubble, we've traced dark energy in the universe back to 9 billion years, with the age of the universe around 13 billion years.

thank you Jesus for enlightening us.

I sure there's going to be a point where believing in God is going to be embarrassing for the average person.
 
Aidensmom said:
I take the story of Adam and Eve literally, and the parting of the Red Sea, but I don't take the "7 days" literally, and I'm not too sure about Jonas. I am an evangelical protestant, but I go to a non-denominational church which is composed of people from varying backgrounds who may not all agree on what is literal and what is not, but we do agree that every story has some deeper meaning that we are to take from it. In the end, it really doesn't matter if the whale was real. I also was raised Catholic, so I'm sure the basis of a lot of my beliefs has a Catholic tinge to it. I learned evolution in Catholic school biology class, and that the 7 days wasn't literal in religion class, and those two theories do fit together nicely and to me make sense.

I don't know if I think it was a literal 7 days either, although that is my church's opinion.

The bible says a day with God is like a thousand years so I can see his days being longer than our 24 hours. I just don't know the answer to that one.

But, I do the rest of the stories you mentioned literally.
 
Amity 3 said:
today had two huge stories:

**** Sapiens and Neanderthals began diverging from a common ancestor about 700,000 years ago. we're mapping the Neanderthal genome.

Using the Hubble, we've traced dark energy in the universe back to 9 billion years, with the age of the universe around 13 billion years.

thank you Jesus for enlightening us.

I sure there's going to be a point where believing in God is going to be embarrassing for the average person.
Only if you feel the bible/tanakh is to be taken literally..If you view it in a cultural and historical context as mans attempt to understand G-d and the world around them then it's not so hard.
 
Amity 3 said:
today had two huge stories:

1. **** Sapiens and Neanderthals began diverging from a common ancestor about 700,000 years ago. we're mapping the Neanderthal genome.

2. Using the Hubble, we've traced dark energy in the universe back to 9 billion years, with the age of the universe around 13 billion years.

thank you Jesus for enlightening us.

I sure there's going to be a point where believing in God is going to be embarrassing for the average person.

Both of those things fit in with my beliefs. I don't see embarrassment in my future. (At least not about that. :) )
 
Amity 3 said:
I sure there's going to be a point where believing in God is going to be embarrassing for the average person.

I'm sure this will happen:

Romans 14

11It is written:
" 'As surely as I live,' says the Lord,
'every knee will bow before me;
every tongue will confess to God.' " 12So then, each of us will give an account of himself to God.
 
JennyMominRI said:
Only if you feel the bible/tanakh is to be taken literally..If you view it in a cultural and historical context as mans attempt to understand G-d and the world around them then it's not so hard.
I think that's almost right but would be more accurate as...man's attempt to understand the world around them and ascribing it to a catch all entity or God.

ford family
 
ford family said:
I think that's almost right but would be more accurate as...man's attempt to understand the world around them and ascribing it to a catch all entity or God.

ford family
Of course it does all come down to that fundamental arguement :)
 
JennyMominRI said:
Only if you feel the bible/tanakh is to be taken literally..If you view it in a cultural and historical context as mans attempt to understand G-d and the world around them then it's not so hard.

I think all texts are null and void. that's where religion goes out the window for me. the ten commandments are up for question in my world. I'm pro-choice and all for capital punishment, but believe not murdering is a good thing. not stealing is good, everyone covets.

I'm still not sure if I'm athiest, agnostic, or what does it really matter. organized religion is going to be the eventual end to our time on this planet.
 
jimmiej said:
:confused3 How'd you get that from my post? Or are you being rude on purpose?


You said you fear God. I am just trying to figure out how you can love someone you fear. It sounds like an abusive relationship.

I respect my parents. I don't want to dissapoint them. But I don't fear them. I don't ever remember in all of my years of Sunday school being taught to fear God.
 
Amity 3 said:
I think all texts are null and void. that's where religion goes out the window for me. the ten commandments are up for question in my world. I'm pro-choice and all for capital punishment, but believe not murdering is a good thing. not stealing is good, everyone covets.

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And I'm pro-choice and Anti-DP..Go figure.
 
JennyMominRI said:
And I'm pro-choice and Anti-DP..Go figure.

I guess I'll just see you in hell, we'll share WDW pics as we lounge in molten lava hot tubs with a glass of wine.
 
Amity 3 said:
today had two huge stories:

1. **** Sapiens and Neanderthals began diverging from a common ancestor about 700,000 years ago. we're mapping the Neanderthal genome.

2. Using the Hubble, we've traced dark energy in the universe back to 9 billion years, with the age of the universe around 13 billion years.

thank you Jesus for enlightening us.

I sure there's going to be a point where believing in God is going to be embarrassing for the average person.

Like Aidensmom said, doesn't change my beliefs. It is possible the garden is an allegory of man just turning away from God at one point throughout our history. Or it did happen, and God did it REALLY REALLY slow because he felt like it. Or Satan changed the fossil record and all that fun stuff. ;) (only the first two are holding water for me right now)
 
Amity 3 said:
I guess I'll just see you in hell, we'll share WDW pics as we lounge in molten lava hot tubs with a glass of wine.
I prefer vodka on the rocks,LOL
 
Saxsoon said:
Like Aidensmom said, doesn't change my beliefs. It is possible the garden is an allegory of man just turning away from God at one point throughout our history. Or it did happen, and God did it REALLY REALLY slow because he felt like it. Or Satan changed the fossil record and all that fun stuff. ;) (only the first two are holding water for me right now)
But surely Occam's Razor points us to the obvious solution, that there is no God?

ford family
 



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