What's the funniest thing you've ever misread?

[honeywolf7]

Last night, on our way from Bradenton to Tampa my fiance and I passed a motel. The sign said "Ranch House Motel" but I thought it said "Roach House Motel" and was shocked for a minute until I realized my mistake that anyone would name their motel that (even though I've stayed in a couple of places that could have done so.) What's the funniest thing you've ever misread?

 

[minniegirl88]

the only thing i can remember is flying into Tampa and tinking the flight said Tampon.

Its really not that funny but thats all i can remember.

 

[AngieBelle]

At Earl of Sandwhich in Downtown Disney, there's a sign on the side of the building listing some of the things you can get there. It says Roast Beef. Smoothies. But at first glance, I didn't see the period separating the two things and read it as roast beef smoothies.....ewwww!

 

[Talking Hands]

Black Anus Restaurant instead of Black Angus.
Btw saw that motel you are talking about and did a double take myself.

 

[DukeStreetKing]

I saw a marque for a movie theater advertising the following movies in this order:

Blow Joe Dirt

I'll leave it at that.

 

[Danauk]

There are some signs by my house directing traffic out of the speedway track near by. The signs say 'exiting traffic' to direct the cars to the nearest main road. My SIL asked one day as we drove past why there were signs saying 'exciting traffic' and asked what the cars were so happy about!!

 

[Tina]

Walking through a casino in Las Vegas on our way to a buffet a number of years ago -- "Slut Tournament." Oops, it actually said "Slot Tournament, " but I realized this AFTER I read it aloud. I knew Vegas was a wild place, but come on now!!

 

[chell]

This is something I do all the time, probably because I try to read too fast. But most of the things I come up with can't be posted here.