What's the funniest thing a cast member has ever said to you?

[DCTooTall]

Not sure if this really qualifies as a Cast member saying something to us, But their reaction totally made the experience enjoyable and had us cracking up for most of the ride queue (vs. a potential of a small chuckle).

As we are getting ready to Ride Star tours, I just decided to randomly pull the ole "Red Leader, Standing By" while entering the Standby queue.

the Guy behind me, then followed up without missing a beat, "Blue leader, Standing by".

The CM standing at the entrance between the standby line and fastpass line just starting cracking up laughing.



One that's probably better was the reaction me and my then DGF got at the Monster's Inc Laugh Floor. I was sitting there with my arm around her when the camera ends up pointing at us and the monsters comment about the Two-Headed Monster. They then ask we are we from. Me: "Pennsylvania." Her: "Texas". The Monsters just looked at each other completely speechless and didn't know what to say/do.

 

[ZephyrHawk]

The tour guide gets out his gun and tells us that he's going to frighten the hippo (or whatever) so that it'll get out of our way. He tells us that those of us with sensitive ears might want to plug them shut.

Then he waves the gun at the animal and yells, "Shoo! Shoo!"

The friend I was with said she's never heard that one either!

I was just about to share this one as my funniest CM quote!

Well, mine was a bit different. Our guy said he scare them off with his pistol, the ran over to that side, brandished it and shouted "I HAVE A PISTOL!!!"

2 years ago, and DH and I are still laughing.

 

[thestevied]

At various restaurants... "would you like another beer, sir?"

 

[WDWarchitectureguy]

It was more of a reaction that was funny more than anything else. We had our honeymoon at WDW. Full dining plan, the works. We went to Liberty Tree for dinner back when it was still character dining. We were in a kind of secluded area of the restaurant. The two tables near us had just left and hadn't yet been cleared off. The cast members had created a heart on the table made of mickey head confetti. Minnie Mouse was making the rounds without her handler. She got to our table, pointed to the confetti heart and then to us and clasp her hands and put them to the side of her head in an "awwww" pose . She then pointed to my wife's ring, then to her empty finger. I said "where's your ring Minnie?". She . I said "so Mickey hasn't bought you one yet?" and she shook her head. Without missing a beat I said "That Bas***d!". To which I heard an audible gasp and hands to her mouth.

Just the reaction made us both crack up laughing and we haven't forgotten.

 

[Lady_Gracey999]

I've been on the Jungle Cruise enough times that I know pretty much all the jokes by memory. But a few weeks ago I heard one that I hadn't heard before. This was during Gay Days at MK, so maybe some of you were on that boat too!

The tour guide gets out his gun and tells us that he's going to frighten the hippo (or whatever) so that it'll get out of our way. He tells us that those of us with sensitive ears might want to plug them shut.

Then he waves the gun at the animal and yells, "Shoo! Shoo!"

The friend I was with said she's never heard that one either!

LOL! I've seen this! It IS part of the script (there are a couple of script choices for the CM to choose from). The last time I rode our skipper did this. She was an itty bitty blonde and VERY witty. Her delivery was excellent and I don't think I have EVER enjoyed Jungle Cruise more!

 

[DisneyPrideBaby]

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[DisneyPrideBaby]

I was with my brother-in-law and my friend at the 50s Diner when my brother-in-law decided he would embarrass me by telling our waitress that I had my elbows on the table. It should be noted, in case you have never been, that you get yelled at for things like elbows on the table and not eating your veggies. Just as she started to say something, I quickly said, "he hid his carrots in his pocket!" He had wrapped them up in a napkin and put them in his pocket so he wouldn't get yelled at for not eating his veggies. She told the manager, and OMG! He took him to every single room and said "attention everyone! this is Andrew and he doesn't think he needs to eat his vegetables so he hides them in his pocket! Everybody say shame shame shame!" You could hear everyone in the rooms saying it..even the bar area lol. At the end what does he get? A plate full of whipped cream with carrots!

 

[Nairnyn]

I have two...both from the Jungle Cruise.

It was nighttime, and dark, and as we were approaching the back side of water, the skipper turned out all of the lights on the boat. He then started talking about the magnificent experience we were about to have. The eighth wonder of the world. The marvelous, stupendous....totally thought he was going to say, "the back side of water!" But no, he shouted, "FANTASMIC IN A NUT SHELL!" He turned his flash light on, and was waving it back and forth across the water, and singing the theme music....it was hilarious.

Another time, we were about to enter the temple, and again, it was nighttime and dark. Come to think of it....it may have been the same night as the previous story....hmmm....anyway. Again, all the lights off except for the headlight facing forward. As we enter the temple, the skipper totally started quoting a song from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory....you know, the part where they're in the tunnel? "There's no earthly way of knowing...which direction we are going! There's no knowing where we're rowing, or which way they river's flowing!" Kinda creepy....in a totally hilarious way!

 

[Phatoomch]

I have two...both from the Jungle Cruise.

It was nighttime, and dark, and as we were approaching the back side of water, the skipper turned out all of the lights on the boat. He then started talking about the magnificent experience we were about to have. The eighth wonder of the world. The marvelous, stupendous....totally thought he was going to say, "the back side of water!" But no, he shouted, "FANTASMIC IN A NUT SHELL!" He turned his flash light on, and was waving it back and forth across the water, and singing the theme music....it was hilarious.

Another time, we were about to enter the temple, and again, it was nighttime and dark. Come to think of it....it may have been the same night as the previous story....hmmm....anyway. Again, all the lights off except for the headlight facing forward. As we enter the temple, the skipper totally started quoting a song from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory....you know, the part where they're in the tunnel? "There's no earthly way of knowing...which direction we are going! There's no knowing where we're rowing, or which way they river's flowing!" Kinda creepy....in a totally hilarious way!

Cool! Yeah, I can see the creepy factor in that

 

[vcunning]

While waiting in line at Test Track, a CM asked my 12 year old if he knew what the fastest ride was at Disney. My son guessed Test Track. The CM responded No, it's the 100 dollar bill.

 

[Verstehen]

LOL! I've seen this! It IS part of the script (there are a couple of script choices for the CM to choose from). The last time I rode our skipper did this. She was an itty bitty blonde and VERY witty. Her delivery was excellent and I don't think I have EVER enjoyed Jungle Cruise more!

Haha, that's awesome. I've been on the ride a bunch of times in the past couple of years, but I'd NEVER heard that one before.

 

[madcat]

When we were in Monsters Inc Laugh Floor, there is a part where they ask how many people are named mike in the audiance. My husband's name is Mike so I took my hand and raised his arm for him, the monster counting them said, "there are 6 mike's in here...And one of them is a girl and they are sitting right next to eachother!"

There have been some really funny things that CM had us participate in. When we were at WCC one year during my husbands birthday, my father told me, to tell the server. I leaned in really close and told him quietly.."it's his birthday" the CM said to me, "oh don't worry I have something for him" so I told him thank you, then I heard him say really quietly, "and I have something for you too". I asked him what he said and he replied, "oh nothing". well about 15 mins later he calls attention to our table and he says our names. He tells everyone that my husbands birthday wish is not have everyone sing happy birthday to him but for him to sing happy birthday to everyone else while riding the stick horse around the cafe. I started laughing then he said oh and by the way, this is his wife and he would also like her to dance in front of everyone while he's riding the stick horse around! I looked at him and said, "i'm not dancing in front of everyone!" he said, " don't worry, just follow my moves", well if you ever saw Seinfeld and the way Elaine used to dance on the show...thats what he was making me do! the really funny thing about that is my DH's new city manager just happened to be in the WCC at the same time and took his picture, he told him, "oh this is going in the city newsletter for sure"!


My poor DH he must just have the face that says pick on me, another time at 50's prime time, our "uncle" sat us and he kept calling my dad, big poppa and my DH papi. well he would come by and my husband would have his elbows on the table and he would say, "no elbows on the table please" then my mother and my DH went outside after dinner to smoke, while my father and I settled the bill, well it was taking a while for him to bring our cards back to us so my husband walks in and says, "what's taking so long?" I told him that I didn't know but we would be right out, our uncle came up behind my DH and said, "oh papi, now your standing up in front of everyone, I guess you love the attention and it's all about you, okay we will give you the attention you want" He turns to the other tables and says, "this is mike and he loves to sing I'm a little tea pot" for people" he looked at my husband and said, "the floor is yours papi go ahead" my husband said, "only if you do it with me" so they both did the song together

 

[Pluto0809]

I've posted these before but just in case someone missed them... Both are from my Disneymoon in 1998.

DH and I were eating lunch at the Garden Grill in Epcot. As we were circling DH noticed the animatronic chickens in the farm scene. He thought it was really cool that they were so well trained to stay in one place. I said I was pretty sure they weren't real but he kept insisting that they were. So the next time our waitress came by he asked her if they were real! She replied without missing a beat: "Of course they are, we just nail their feet to the ground so they stay in one place". 14 years later, I still don't let him live that one down.

Same vacation, different restaurant. We were at Prime Time in HS. The waiter keep picking on DH over and over. Elbows off the table, hat off at the table, etc, etc. He never said one word to me. When our food came, I didn't like my green beans so DH ate them. He had a meal with mushrooms on top which neither of us would eat. Trying not to get in trouble, he hid them under a napkin. The waiter came over and said "let's see what you are hiding under that napkin. Oh, mushrooms, I'll let that one slide". DH was frustrated at this point so he said (in his best 5 year old voice) "well she didn't eat her green beans, I ate them for her". To which the waiter replied: "It's not very nice to tattle on someone!"

 

[AuroraMeansDawn]

Does Crush in Turtle Talk count as a CM? We still laugh when we think of him asking a little girl who was proabably an older two or young three what Humans like to eat and she responded with her favorite Disney word - Princess!

Crush looked apalled and then said "Could someone let Security they need to escort Snow White out of Germany tonight?"

 

[Lady_Gracey999]

Does Crush in Turtle Talk count as a CM? We still laugh when we think of him asking a little girl who was proabably an older two or young three what Humans like to eat and she responded with her favorite Disney word - Princess!

Crush looked apalled and then said "Could someone let Security they need to escort Snow White out of Germany tonight?"

Love. It.

 

[emmabemmainc]

Not a cast member but in Disney...

Walking through Epcot, I overhead a dad say to his child: "If someone steals you, I'll be mad. I could have gotten money for you."

They are all funny, but I laughed out loud at this one.

 

[Disney_Princess83]

At CT for dinner with my then 5 yo DD and twin 18 month old DDs, Belle came to the table and looked at the twins and said something to the effect of "Oh my, they eat like the beast!"

They were pretty messy!

 

[iwynlea]

We heard this from a CM in DHS (then MGM) on our honeymoon 10 years ago, he was relating to us funny questions he'd been asked by guests. His all-time favorite was "What time does the castle get here?" To which he had responded, thinking he had misheard the question, "Excuse me?" The guest said, "We know that the castle moves from park to park each day. What time does it get here?" I can't remember what he said his response was, but to this day, as we go into DHS one of us always asks the other, "What time does the castle get here today?"

 

[Kona65]

Please fill in all available space in front of you.........

 

[Lady_Gracey999]

We heard this from a CM in DHS (then MGM) on our honeymoon 10 years ago, he was relating to us funny questions he'd been asked by guests. His all-time favorite was "What time does the castle get here?" To which he had responded, thinking he had misheard the question, "Excuse me?" The guest said, "We know that the castle moves from park to park each day. What time does it get here?" I can't remember what he said his response was, but to this day, as we go into DHS one of us always asks the other, "What time does the castle get here today?"

I'm speechless to this. This is both hilarious and baffling!