What's on your mind? Jacoby Ellsbury and the Quest for the All-Star Game!

[marypops!]

Fabulous Fat King's Fat Factory!

 

[marypops!]

 

[marypops!]

www.medichatmd.com/blogs/the-advantages-of-being-left-handed.html

 

[I Am What I Am]

We're going to my grandparents house today.


My dog is the most excited.

 

[marypops!]

 

[marypops!]

 

[magicallyDisney001]

Someone's surely posted this already, but happy birthday, America!

 

[marypops!]

Cat Games

Catch Mouse
The humans would have you believe that those lumps under the covers are their feet and hands. They are lying. They are actually Bed Mice, rumored to be the most delicious of all the mice in the world, though no cat has ever been able to catch one. Rumor also has it that only the most ferocious attack can stun them long enough for you to dive under the covers to get them. Maybe YOU can be the first to taste the Bed Mouse!

King of the Hill
This game must be played with at least one other cat. The more, the merrier! One or both of the sleeping humans is Hill 303 which must be defended at all costs from the other cat(s). Anything goes. This game allows for the development of unusual tactics as one must take the unstable playing theater into account.

Warning: Playing either of these games to excess will result in expulsion from the bed and possibly from the bedroom. Should the humans grow restless, immediately begin purring and cuddle up to them. This should buy you some time until they fall asleep again. If one happens to be on a human when this occurs, this cat wins the round of King of the Hill.

 

[scarscar93]

Gotta love it when nothing goes right and you've got company coming over in half an hour.

 

[marypops!]

1995? This is older than I thought, which was weird.

 

[marypops!]

 

[marypops!]

What appeared in the Stuart era? Bananas, pineapples (very expensive. People would put it on their mantlepieces to show how rich they were), tea, coffee, and ice cream.

 

[marypops!]

Sir Walter Raleigh's wife kept his head after he was executed, and would show it off to people for 29 years

 

[marypops!]

Phineas: How'd you do that?
Reginald: It's just a little bit of "how's your father."
I may seem like a barmy ol' git now, but when I wasn't so long in the tooth, I had some grand larks and engaged in a fair amount of derring-do.
Phineas: Translate?
Ferb: When he was younger, he did a bunch of stuff.


Yes, he did a bunch of stuff, if you know what I mean

Sex. He did sex. "How's your father" is an old term for sex.

 

[TylerFG]

Phineas: How'd you do that?
Reginald: It's just a little bit of "how's your father."
I may seem like a barmy ol' git now, but when I wasn't so long in the tooth, I had some grand larks and engaged in a fair amount of derring-do.
Phineas: Translate?
Ferb: When he was younger, he did a bunch of stuff.


Yes, he did a bunch of stuff, if you know what I mean

Sex. He did sex. "How's your father" is an old term for sex.

Oh, the stuff you can get past the radar these days.

 

[marypops!]

Although the context it's used in doesn't make sense (it's said after he pulls a quarter out of Phineas' ear).

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

These family BBQs last forever.

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

Lurkers gonna lurk.

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

My cousin wants to watch Teletubbies.

lol no

 

[marypops!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4x0K2Y7kPw

Ever wanted to learn all the kings & queens of Britain, but didn't have a catchy song to memorize them with? Well never fear, Horrible Histories is here!