Ha! I really am the worst mommy in the world!
I will be serving my children cinnamon rolls (from a tube) and orange juice (from a can) for Christmas breakfast.
For lunch they will get a shrimp cocktail ring (pre-made from the grocery store), Wheat Thins and Ritz crackers with cheeses (3 varieties- pre-sliced and from a can!), summer sausage (sigh-that one I will have to cut up myself), veggie tray (again, pre-purchased), clementines (which they can peel on their own) and a frozen pie. (One that you take out of the freezer, cut and serve- not the kind you take from the freezer & bake. After all, I will have already baked cinnamon rolls for breakfast!)
For dinner (if they aren't still full or sick from lunch and all the candy Santa will bring) I will open a can of spagettios, or if I'm feeling REALLY domestic, make a box of mac n'cheese or heat up a frozen pizza, and threaten their candy privileges until I see them consume fruits & veggies .
We just went shopping for our Christmas "Feast" today and DDs (5 & 6) were sooo excited about our purchases- they think it will be the best dinner ever! Again, I realize I am the WORST MOMMY IN THE WORLD. But I am going to be far to busy playing HSM Uno, Barbies, Webkinz, ponies, and figuring out their DS's for them, (and napping) to cook
