~sniper rifles.
On a more serious note...
QA's, Staff, or CL's becoming able to mute players who are annoying scamming/harrassing people/breaking VMK values. I've seen it done, and it works great. At least on other games.
Fire suits. So you can walk around on fire. I would laugh so hard if these were in the game. The second they came out I would get them and walk around VMK and make fire related jokes.
The ability to trade things other than furniture, posters, pins, and clothes without the use of Quest Machines (do you know how easy that would make getting things. No more of this "Find me -insert item here- and then I'll trade" stuff. Just cold hard credits.)
Numbers. Because, god forbid, they allow you to use numbers when they still have a rule stating that you can't give out personal info. Depressing.
Less lame bans for no apparent reason. As in, they actually LOOK at the reports before they press the ban button.
The ability to put pins somewhere other than on you where others can see it.
I have more, but I don't really care to post them right now.
astrodrummergirl said:
Andy's bedroom room
Boo's bedroom room
I like the rest of your ideas, but these are just begging for new levels of disgusting on VMK. If there's a way for some poeple to make things perverted, it will happen.