What should I do and think and feel?

[imsorry]

Excuse me, but this thread is about me and my insecurities. I am very offended that it has gone off topic. Do you think I should call my psychiatrist now or what til i'm up on the ledge?

 

[lulugirl]

Wait, isn't consumption of Troll Fur against the law? Thought trolls were endangered. Well, if the law is not being enforced, that must mean nobody has to follow it.

But what if you just LICK the troll fur and don't actually CONSUME it? Is there a law against that?

 

[taximomfor4]

Of course. That book by JK Rowling! How could I forget.

Seriously though after watching all those bonus features how COULD I forget?! What an idiot. Thanks for making me feel foolish. Did you post a poll to find out if you could make me feel foolish first? Then again maybe I don't really feel foolish at all...

RECIPE for curing Foolishness:

-Fertilize soil with 2 lbs whale (or Camilla) blubber
-Plant bananas (lots of fiber)
-Once bananas ripen to yellow-green (if green-yellow, they are not ripe enough yet), pick 5 medium-size ones
-Feed one per day to a magenta-haired troll (more fiber remains in their hair) for 5 days
-Lick troll hair 3x per day for 3 days.

Note* If you get a hairball, a tsp of margarine helps clear it up nicely.

 

[Aidensmom]

Excuse me, but this thread is about me and my insecurities. I am very offended that it has gone off topic. Do you think I should call my psychiatrist now or what til i'm up on the ledge?

After this many pages, you still haven't learned?! Where is the POLL?

 

[SnowWhite33]

I think there's something in the water today.


It's Soylent Green. And everyone knows what's in Soylent Green. Bananas.

My Mom's in a 12-step program for Troll Abuse.

I thought it was tasting a little funny.

 

[Briarmom]

Excuse me, but this thread is about me and my insecurities. I am very offended that it has gone off topic. Do you think I should call my psychiatrist now or what til i'm up on the ledge?

Don't go to the ledge! We have to party at the hostel next year with all the foreign youths!

 

[Loubon]

Excuse me, but this thread is about me and my insecurities. I am very offended that it has gone off topic. Do you think I should call my psychiatrist now or what til i'm up on the ledge?

I think you should feel as I do.

 

[GoofyDad869]

Once bananas ripen to yellow-green (if green-yellow, they are not ripe enough yet), pick 5 medium-size ones

You know what they say about green bananas, right?

They taste like (whisper) CHICKEN!

 

[taximomfor4]

You know what they say about green bananas, right?

They taste like (whisper) CHICKEN!

I think they taste more like Turkey. Maybe we should post a poll.

 

[Miller1412]

Someone just looked at me kind of funny - do you think I should take it personally?

I have a pain in my .............do you think I should call a doctor or what and see what happens?

I think I am happy, but I might be sad.... what do you think i should feel?

Just blame a teacher for everything and then feel really angry at your local public school.

 

[mommaU4]

I didn't want to post a foolish poll. And most people do not know King wrote that story...hmmm, maybe we should watch that tonight. The bonus features only of course. We must watch a Johnny Depp movie tonight!

I wonder how he went from Christine to that? I have the 10 year anniversary DVD. Come on over. I also have Edward Scissorhands so it's a win-win situation.

 

[GoofyDad869]

I think they taste more like Turkey.

Turkey Legs? Sodium is bad for you. Makes your pee smell funny. Mom told me that. Either she said "Thhhhodium" or "Aaaattttthparaguttttthhhhh". I'm not sure which.

We must watch a Johnny Depp movie tonight!

Johnny Depp. What a waste of talent. I mean, what has he been in since "21 Jump Street"?

 

[Briarmom]

I wonder how he went from Christine to that? I have the 10 year anniversary DVD. Come on over. I also have Edward Scissorhands so it's a win-win situation.

I have those too, except Scissorhands is on VHS. I don't want to get rid of it because my boyfriend gave it to me on my Sweet 16. So I haven't bought it on DVD yet.

 

[SnowWhite33]

Johnny Depp. What a waste of talent. I mean, what has he been in since "21 Jump Street"?[/QUOTE]


OK now we need a moderator to close the thread.....that's completely offensive!!

 

[GoofyDad869]

By the way, doubting Thomases, my IRL 'meeting' DID happen (I mentioned it a bunch of pages back). We got a new client. I'm well on my way toward being Rich / a Millionaire!!! Yippee! Gonna get a new car, and put it on 6-year financing! Maybe I should get a blimp, too?

By the way, does anyone know when Expedition Everest will open?

 

[SnowWhite33]

By the way, doubting Thomases, my IRL 'meeting' DID happen (I mentioned it a bunch of pages back). We got a new client. I'm well on my way toward being Rich / a Millionaire!!! Yippee! Gonna get a new car, and put it on 6-year financing! Maybe I should get a blimp, too?

By the way, does anyone know when Expedition Everest will open?

No but I have an expired AP and I went on the DVC tour, so do you think I can go to the sneak peak?

 

[taximomfor4]

By the way, doubting Thomases, my IRL 'meeting' DID happen (I mentioned it a bunch of pages back). We got a new client. I'm well on my way toward being Rich / a Millionaire!!! Yippee! Gonna get a new car, and put it on 6-year financing! Maybe I should get a blimp, too?

By the way, does anyone know when Expedition Everest will open?

Why don't you get that blimp tomorrow, and fly over it. See how much work is left to do. Yell down to the workmen. Better yet, ask the CM driving a bus...they seem to have lots of info.

 

[mommaU4]

By the way, does anyone know when Expedition Everest will open?

And how long do you think the lines will be for that ride after the park has already been open 2 hours but it's raining?

 

[taximomfor4]

No but I have an expired AP and I went on the DVC tour, so do you think I can go to the sneak peak?

Just make friends with a DVCer in, say, the bathroom line. They could bring you in as their guest.

 

[GoofyDad869]

taximomfor4 & SnowWhite33:

Grab you Beach Club(tm) refillable mugs and hop aboard! We'll swing by Chili's(tm) on our way! Gotta watch the gas prices though...

I AM that DVCer!!! (must pick a Royal color, like Camilla)