What do you strongly suspect but have no proof of ?

[Luv Bunnies]

I believe that lizards are evil creatures, placed on this earth solely to plot and execute my demise.

 

[StitchesGr8Fan]

every child you add to the family doubles the work. 1 kid = double the work. 2 kids = 4 times the work. Etc.

 

[mom2rtk]

every child you add to the family doubles the work. 1 kid = double the work. 2 kids = 4 times the work. Etc.

Amen!

 

[EveDallas]

That the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about.

 

[barkley]

Paul Rudd is a robot.

if not then at the very least he has consumed the 'death becomes her' potion (as has gabrielle union).

 

[cruiser21]

When kids turn 13 aliens suck out part of their brain. I've heard the aliens will return it around age 23. I guess I'll find out if this is true in a few years.

 

[superme80]

When kids turn 13 aliens suck out part of their brain. I've heard the aliens will return it around age 23. I guess I'll find out if this is true in a few years.

In my personal experience it is 25

 

[cruiser21]

In my personal experience it is 25

I was being optimistic.

 

[superme80]

I was being optimistic.

My brain cells came in around 25. Or that is at least when I came down to earth and realized my mom was NOT the worst person on the planet.

 

[WDWBarb]

Cats were put on this Earth solely to judge us.

 

[Cogswel_Cogs]

That there are certain people who know ecactly what I am thinking, who I am.

 

[Wubar]

9 out of 10 people who post a common question on the DIS and add their disclaimer "I searched but I couldn't find the answer" are LIARS. They didn't bother searching at all.

 

[#1hoosierfan]

That my 12 year old lab has THE stinkiest farts of any dog that has ever lived. She can clear a room.

 

[Mackenzie Click-Mickelson]

The black hole where one half of a pair of socks go is real

 

[verleniahall]

That my 12 year old lab has THE stinkiest farts of any dog that has ever lived. She can clear a room.

I just spewed wine out my nose laughing - that BURNED

 

[lorijohnhill]

My voted does not count.

I just said to my mom the other day, “Hey, now that I’m on the East Coast my vote will count!”

 

[Julie's Haircut]

My dog really likes me, but I strongly suspect the cats and my wife merely tolerate my presence.

 

[officerjudyhopps]

I have no proof or evidence and if you knew my career you’d know why it drives me nuts.

I think my friend is either a sex worker or in illegal narcotic sales. Every time we go shopping she pays with $100 bills. And she has MULTIPLE $100 bills too. The kicker: she’s unemployed. No job and never had one in the ten years we’ve been friends.

Try to understand that one.

 

[GreatLakes]

United Airlines flight 93 was shot down by the military to keep it from hitting a 4th target.

 

[kimblebee]

@ronandannette has multiple personalities