What do you call your child's rear?

[BrerMom]

"Put your bottom in that chair!"

Anybody else have kids that constantly look like they're ready to bolt from a chair at any second? It's the one-cheek-on-one-cheek-off position.

 

[cgcw]

I say butt or bottom. I care for a little girl who will correct me and tell me it's a "bootie".

 

[CookieGVB]

Depends on my anger level (yup, my Mother of the Year Award went down the tubes lonnnngg ago)