Okay so before I get into hysterics, as I know most of you will be beyond mad when I write this, I just wanted to tell you, that after the issue, I am fine and have continued to have a good weekend...Promise...
Okay...
So... start the drum roll... open the curtains... play the violin....whip out that popcorn


Heck, put me in a black and white picture film as this is about to get as drama filled as it can get!
Friday was my fitting...

I was edgy all day, and although I was supposed to be excited, since my sister would be joining my mum and I... I had this horrible feeling

almost like... what you would call a "premonition"
The entire day I tried to get it out of my head but I couldnt. The fittingw as at 730, and alrady mum had called a few times to see if we can go earlier...as Princess was tired (Those of you new, princess is the nickname for my rather spoiled- never had a job-never has responsibilities-22 year old sister...jessica-insert pitchfork and horns here)
Okay so...
We get tehre and she wants to go first. Now, that meant that she would be sitting there, since I had two dresses and mum had one. She is never one to wait for others....
But again...
I let it go....
Now, the woman is not in a salon. She is in her own house... in her basement. As then we were guests correct?
So... Princess is sitting, after her dress (which if I may add fit her just fine wher she complained she wanted a smaller size) took the longest....
Sitting...
and then, before you know it, the headphones go on...
Okay fine. although thats rude, at least shes keeping herself occupi...
"WHERE THE H*** is the BUS?"
Yes. She said that. Followed by a ten minute freak out about how if the cable guys didnt come she was going to beat their *funny *hinneys(insert terrible a and f word here) and how this is *funny (insert f word) rediculous...
Okay, as if I wasn't already embarassed to begin with, Princess then starts to freak out even more... "F" this... "F" that... ALL IN COMPANY!!
My mother raised me to be proper. Even if you are having the worst time in the face of the world and getting jabbed with mice teeth, you smile and act accordingly.......
So... Jennys anxiety begins.... because I could see that my mom was getting worreid and maureen (the seamstress) was getting very uncomfortable (IN HER OWN HOME)
and low and behold....
Jenny begins to have a asthma attack followed by a almost pass out.
Does princess realize what shes done?
No.
did I get any pcitures from my first fitting?
No.
And did I get to enjoy myself once it was over?
No.
Instead, I had to call her once I left and apoligise from my mother and I on behalf of my sisters crap behavior... yup. Thats right...
So... other than that, I had a good weekend. Promise. I just...felt...
