WDWWDS - Crystal Clear

[Higgs22]

I love cats...they taste just like chicken...

just kidding all you cat lovers...

 

[madonna31]

Cats are good if you are the type of person that wants a pet that isn't clingy.

Like I said 'I don't get cats'...I mean what's the point of getting a pet if you don't want a 'clingy' one?!?

Might as well save yourself some dough and get a 'pet rock' instead...

 

[Higgs22]

Originally posted by madonna31
Like I said 'I don't get cats'...I mean what's the point of getting a pet if you don't want a 'clingy' one?!?

Might as well save yourself some dough and get a 'pet rock' instead...

...and a pet rock won't die even...

 

[springsteenmickey]

I love cats...they taste just like chicken

Exactly which cats have you eaten

I tried Higgs, honestly I did . I tied my hands together so that I wouldn't type what I just did, I even walked away from the screen. But I have a sickness, it's like Roger Rabbit where he has to do the "shave and a hair cut thing'
I tried, oh how I tried. Please help me Higgs, I'm begging - please let me see the correct path. I've heard tha admitting it is the first step.

"Hello, my name is Boss and I have a sickness" Higgs, will you please sponsor me

 

[apnic]

Oh my cat is clingy - she has to sleep on my head and even tries to "help" in the restroom. She's always right there with me, much to my annoyance. I'm still waiting for the time when she gets old and lazy and leaves me alone. And quits biting me. Actually, I would like the not-biting-me part to get here much faster.
And she does have the voices in her head - it's quite amusing to watch her chase her ghosts.
-AP

 

[springsteenmickey]

Originally posted by apnic
Oh my cat is clingy - she has to sleep on my head and even tries to "help" in the restroom. She's always right there with me, much to my annoyance. I'm still waiting for the time when she gets old and lazy and leaves me alone. And quits biting me. Actually, I would like the not-biting-me part to get here much faster.
And she does have the voices in her head - it's quite amusing to watch her chase her ghosts.
-AP

Oh God this is just too easy. Higgs, for the sake of the Dis help me out. PPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEEEE

 

[apnic]

Sorry Boss - sometimes I do make it much too easy for you.
-AP

 

[wdwoldtimer]

I have one of those clingy cats that likes to sit on my lap all the time. She even tries to clean me the way cats do...

 

[springsteenmickey]

By coughing up a fur ball

 

[apnic]

Ahem... I have an announcement to make everyone...
Could we all please stand and welcome our newest esteemed WDWWDS Executive...
A man who bravely fought his way through his mission and even went for an unscheduled swim while testing out the waters of Epcot... our very own brand-spanking new Chief Weapons Inspector and Cruise Captain... Gometros (Sandy)!
Welcome Sandy, here's your passkey to the WDWWDS Headquarters and your very own Executive Restroom. Go for a dip in the spa and feel free to order in from any restaurant of your choice - here's to livin' the good life!
Everyone can go about their business now. Thank you for your attention.
-AP

 

[Steve H.]

Originally posted by apnic
Ahem... I have an announcement to make everyone...
Could we all please stand and welcome our newest esteemed WDWWDS Executive...
A man who bravely fought his way through his mission and even went for an unscheduled swim while testing out the waters of Epcot... our very own brand-spanking new Chief Weapons Inspector and Cruise Captain... Gometros (Sandy)!
Welcome Sandy, here's your passkey to the WDWWDS Headquarters and your very own Executive Restroom. Go for a dip in the spa and feel free to order in from any restaurant of your choice - here's to livin' the good life!
Everyone can go about their business now. Thank you for your attention.
-AP

Wow -- I suddenly feel insulted.

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Congratulations Sandy!! It's about time!

I just got off the phone with the W.....they need you over in Iraq ASAP to help in the search for WMD's.

For those who haven't met Sandy yet...here's his photo:

 

[springsteenmickey]

I just got off the phone with the W.....they need you over in Iraq ASAP to help in the search for WMD's

Oh great, we'll never get to see him again then ... unless of course now they are hiding in Iran.

Welcome Sandy!

So what does Steve have to do to get in?

 

[Steve H.]

Yeah, who do I have to do?


What? Oh, that says "what" -- never mind!

 

[gometros]

Does the Magic sail to Iraq?

Funny you should use that picture, OT. Gavin McLeod is a college classmate and frined of my father-in-law's.

Now for my acceptance speech. What's the character limit for a post?

Thank you, thank you. It all started in a tenement on the lower east side, some many years ago....

(long speech)


....and then he said, "that's not my wallet!"

Now, who do I notify to get my title updated?

Oh yeah, I still haven't had a Dole Whip!

 

[Miss Jasmine]

Wonderful speech!!!! Congratulations Sandy, and Welcome!!!

 

[wdwoldtimer]

Merril, you can just update your tag yourself. If you want color, you have to perform some strange and unusual acts in front of the Tag Faeries.

Yes, the WDWWDS Cruise Ship sails to Iraq. While you're overseas, you might want to stop in Canada and say hi to Madonna.

 

[apnic]

Where's Gopher - I need him to serve me drinks poolside.
-AP

 

[madonna31]

Congrats Sandy!!! psst...always knew you were a keeper - you being a Clay fan and all...

Speaking of which - OMG - what the hell am I gonna wear tonight for my date with Clay??? Oh the stress....

 

[Steve H.]

Originally posted by apnic
Where's Gopher - I need him to serve me drinks poolside.
-AP

You rang?