Someone posted this over on Bendy's thread... so blame them...
Eating Tips for the Holidays.
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday
buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see
carrots, leave immediately. Go next door where they're serving rum
balls.
2. Drink as much eggnog as you can and quickly. You can't find
it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has
10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into
an 'eggnog-aholic' or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it! Have one for
me. Have two. It's later than you think.
3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole
point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a
volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the
volcano. Repeat.
4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim
milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a
sports car with an automatic transmission.
5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to
control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is
to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello!?!?
6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and
New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to
do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling
the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of
eggnog.
7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table,
like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position
yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before
becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of
shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.
8. Same for pies. Apple, pumpkin and mincemeat - have a slice
of each. Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one
pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one
dessert -- Labor Day?
9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the
mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have
some standards.
10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the
party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention.
Reread tips: Start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner.
Happy Holidays!
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(I don't eat them microwaved, that's just for playing). 
for everything that you're going through right now. Remember your brother is in a better place now & without his demons. Keep looking at Serenity to put a smile on your face
Envious...but excited for you all!
She was trying to hug each one she could reach 
You have no time for another job Nan!
Tell her congrats! Looking forward to hearing reviews! 
just had breakfast for dinner, miss molly cooked it was fab. love that girl. she makes a good momma for this family when I'm MIA.
with no requirement to send them. The whole point of Christmas cards if enjoyment, if its not enjoyable to give them, don't 
