Joe, it is nice to see that you are getting warmed up for the cruise, I myself have been eating 5 meals a day plus snacks with an occasional session of binge drinking. The training has been brutal, but the reward will be great. I haven't done an upside down kamakazi in quite a while, probably the last time was when I did an upside down keg stand also in the same night.
Just remember the more you are absent from the precruise activities you will be expected to make up for it on the cruise, you will be held to a higher level than the rest of us.

BTW I had heard that a good bottle of wine sometimes work for KEYS TO THE VAULT, good luck with that.
JenLyn, you will need to start playing nice or face punishment from the PIRATES of the SS Mickeyboat.
Pango, this guy amazes me, I had to call and ask "Is that another reference from a Buffet song?" PANGO you rock, Swimming with the Jellies, DUDE noggin. BTW Pango's wife being high maintenance, I wouldn't really go that far, just because she has a salon named after her and they close down when she is out of town, is that really high maintenance? I do have to say "She looks Marvelous".
Heidi, I have heard that a good way to calm your nerves about flying, is to join a club that they have, it sooths, relaxing and refreshes. I think it is called the Mile something, I am not sure but you might want to check into it.
Monkeyboy, I did my best you are on your own, good luck and never forget
MONKEYBOY GET ME A DRINK DAMNIT!!!!
Queen, what do you say we get in the car after the soccer game tonight and lets start a day early.
