Wasting away again in Loserville-(all welcome to grab an adult beverage and come in)

[MNFootballMommy]

If I chased a moving van on blocks, I might be able to catch it.

Now we are expected to exercise as well? WTH?? I am SO not running, even if it is after a van on blocks. That is just too much activity for me today!

Besides, I thought Linty threw the blocks out in the yard of the old place along with the party fridge...

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Oh, Linty...did I mention the Orlando pillowcases I saw the other day? They were on clearance at Claires...sure, I know you are too old for POTC pillowcases, but it was a headshot of your boy, so it would kind of like having him in bed with you each night... Anyways, just thought I would let you know that they reminded me of you...

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Has anyone seen my coffee mug? I thought I left it right here on the sink....

So.... what cleancom does this suffice as? Cleancom 248,325?

Oh my lord that's scary

Tink, are you wearing breakaway underpants?

I imagine he's home by now.

EXCEPT for at Tinks house

Hey that's right...FE is there now. I think Tink was going to give him the twosome and then take a nap. Sounds like a plan to me.

He got home around 10:30 & is now taking a nap with the twosome. So know I am enjoying some Dis time & some Roasted Garlic Triscuits FE brought with him from his mom's before we go pick up #1DS from school and then head to Walmart to pick up the steaks for dinner.

 

[PrincessPAC]

What? I go out of town for a few days, and you all decide to hide from me? Well, too bad - I found you!!!!!! Clean, new, cleancom 1 - There's still that "new-carpet" smell! This place is great. I wonder how long before we trash it?

While we're wondering how long it will take to do something - would anyone like to make a bet? I'm sitting here looking at my suitcases from our trip. First, who would like to guess how long it will take DH to take them upstairs, and second, who would like to guess how long it will take me to unpack? Let's see, if we only wear the clothes that are in the suitcases, I give us about a week before the suitcases are empty! Problem solved!

Wait - but then, the clothes will be wrinkled and I'll have to iron them. I can't win. I might as well just go ahead and unpack.

 

[It's A Happy Day]

While we're wondering how long it will take to do something - would anyone like to make a bet? I'm sitting here looking at my suitcases from our trip. First, who would like to guess how long it will take DH to take them upstairs, and second, who would like to guess how long it will take me to unpack? Let's see, if we only wear the clothes that are in the suitcases, I give us about a week before the suitcases are empty! Problem solved!

Wait - but then, the clothes will be wrinkled and I'll have to iron them. I can't win. I might as well just go ahead and unpack.

Anyone see that episode of Everybody Loves Raymond?

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Oh my lord that's scary


He got home around 10:30 & is now taking a nap with the twosome. So know I am enjoying some Dis time & some Roasted Garlic Triscuits FE brought with him from his mom's before we go pick up #1DS from school and then head to Walmart to pick up the steaks for dinner.

YAY! I know how happy I am to see DH after only a few days, so I KNOW you are beaming with joy today! The kids are probably pretty happy as well, but for different reasons!

Welcome home, Fire Eater!

Happy "Hubby's Home Day" to you Tink!

 

[It's A Happy Day]

What? I go out of town for a few days, and you all decide to hide from me? Well, too bad - I found you!!!!!! Clean, new, cleancom 1 - There's still that "new-carpet" smell! This place is great. I wonder how long before we trash it?

HRH!!!

WHAT did Slobbermouth do in the corner!?!?!?!?! We JUST moved in and I see he has made his mark already

J/K

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Anyone see that episode of Everybody Loves Raymond?

Our laundry room (mud room) is on the first floor right off the garage, so the suitcases normally get parked in the hall right by the door and I just unload them into the washer from there. Don't make me haul it upstairs to empty it to then turn around and haul it downstairs to the wash. Too much work...just dump it by the door and I'll get to it eventually!

 

[Lintasare]

Ok is our title supposed to be spelled that way or is it a play on words?

 

[It's A Happy Day]

Wasting Away Again in Loserville....searching for our lost shaker of salt, and lost remote, and lost poo stick, and lost toddler, and lost sanity, and lost waistline.....

Ok is our title supposed to be spelled that way or is it a play on words?

I think Lara meant to do that

 

[PrincessPAC]

Anyone see that episode of Everybody Loves Raymond?

Oh yes, DH hasn't seen it, but my mother and I joke about it everytime we get home from a trip. She called me last night to see if he had taken the suitcases upstairs, and of course she laughed when I said no. I could easily carry the suitcases upstairs, but b/c of that episode, this has now become a tradition/joke between me and my mother.

 

[Lintasare]

I think Lara meant to do that

Gotcha

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Ok is our title supposed to be spelled that way or is it a play on words?

I don't mind that, but I DO think it should reflect more of our Loser mentality..."all welcome to grab an adult beverage, come in and push the laundry off the couch..." or something to that effect. But that's just me...

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

To be honest...I'd make my own if I needed them. (Yeah,that sounds good...go with that..plausible deniability.) Run to Walmart, buy a pair of cute but cheap panties. Run a razor blade lightly along the seams before putting them on.

Watch your man's face as you rip those suckers right off...


I don't clean...I gotta do something around here.

Does this qualify as a craft?

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

EXCEPT for at Tinks house

Hey that's right...FE is there now. I think Tink was going to give him the twosome and then take a nap. Sounds like a plan to me.

I scanned that and only caught the bolded words, and I thought you made and innapropriate post.

I thought it was a mistaken threesome..

Anyone see that episode of Everybody Loves Raymond?

we do the same thing here...but if he ever put cheese in the suitcase, he would be packing it to take to a hotel!

HRH!!!

WHAT did Slobbermouth do in the corner!?!?!?!?! We JUST moved in and I see he has made his mark already

J/K

That's what he does...the place now belongs to him. We can stick around if we can stand the smell. and drool.

 

[Lintasare]

That's what he does...the place now belongs to him. We can stick around if we can stand the smell. and drool.

Queenie...you should post a picture of Slobbermouth for the newbies in the thread.

 

[TurboKitty]

I don' need no steenkin' britches

Deconstructing undergaments may be tricky, but I don't think it qualifies as a "craft".

Besides...rules, shmules. :Þ

 

[MNFootballMommy]

We can stick around if we can stand the smell. and drool.

Puh-leese! I live with a three year old who is perfectly happy to sit around in her own poop all day (Obviously makes her happy since she won't tell me when she goes, right?) If I can handle that, I am pretty sure I can handle Slobbermouth...or maybe not!

 

[MNFootballMommy]

I don' need no steenkin' britches

Deconstructing undergaments may be tricky, but I don't think it qualifies as a "craft".
Besides...rules, shmules. :Þ

More of an art??

 

[fraggle551]

I go shopping for a few hours and you guys plow through 4 pages?! Sheesh!

WELCOME HOME FE!!!!!!!!

I bought an awesome dress and shoes. Im going to take a picture of it, cause im not sure if my pink shoes work with it, so you all get to decide my outfit tonight!