Wasting away again in Loserville-(all welcome to grab an adult beverage and come in)

[MNFootballMommy]

I let the F-Bomb fly yesterday in the carpool lane. It wasn't loud, but the boys definitely heard it. The people coming out of the carpool loop are supposed to ONLY go right. It is a busy street, two ways, two directions of carpoolers coming in, it's just really stupid even if there isn't a HUGE sign with a PICTURE of a right turning arrow and the word ONLY written under it. I mean, the kindergarteners can read that sign for crying out loud. I was trying to make a left turn into the CP driveway, waiting for oncoming traffic to clear, and this woman is waiting to turn LEFT out of said CP driveway...and she is not going to wait for me to finish my turn! So, being the passive agressive B that I am, I edged up enough that she couldn't come out into the street. Then I pointed to her right and she looked at me and ignored me..That's when I said it, no she didn't see my lips move, but the boys heard it. "Oooooooooooomommy, you said the worst word!!!" So I had no idea how to recover from this other than to tell them how wrong I was, and I was very sorry they heard that..and NO they couldn't EVER EVER say that word.

Has anyone else ever said that word in front of your kids?

Yep~DH moreso than myself, though. DD lets it roll on by, but heaven forbid you say the words Dumb, stupid or idiot. She WILL call you on it and let you know that you have said a bad word! The F-bomb...not so much.

 

[fltwinmom]

Tink, are you wearing breakaway underpants?

I have to know what these are and where I can get a pair

 

[Mkrop]

Well done Mr. Anxiety and Happy Birthday!!

Not Mr Anxiety's bday, his is two days after Christmas, he is going to a party for a friend.

What was your recovery strategy.?.I was gonna say I said another word, but I couldn't think of one fast enough that sounded similar. They are pretty good at swear words..wonder why?

Yes I have I just say it is a bad word, grwonups make mistakes, and I dont ever want to her it come out fo your mouth or else, this logic works for me

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Has anyone seen my coffee mug? I thought I left it right here on the sink....

So.... what cleancom does this suffice as? Cleancom 248,325?

Holy hell. I wouldn't drink out of any coffee cup from that kitchen.

Has anyone else ever said that word in front of your kids?

Ummmm.. nope. *shudder* The hair on the back of my neck just stood up, and I hear thunder.

Tink, are you wearing breakaway underpants?

I imagine he's home by now.

 

[TurboKitty]

I have to know what these are and where I can get a pair

To be honest...I'd make my own if I needed them. (Yeah,that sounds good...go with that..plausible deniability.) Run to Walmart, buy a pair of cute but cheap panties. Run a razor blade lightly along the seams before putting them on.

Watch your man's face as you rip those suckers right off...


I don't clean...I gotta do something around here.

 

[RVGal]

Helllloooo? I've been chasing a moving van for blocks. Then I remembered that we leave all our crap behind when we move, so I was running for nothing.

 

[It's A Happy Day]

Yep~DH moreso than myself, though. DD lets it roll on by, but heaven forbid you say the words Dumb, stupid or idiot. She WILL call you on it and let you know that you have said a bad word! The F-bomb...not so much.

SOOOOOO True.....I will say something to the effect of "oh, that was stupid" referring to almost annything and not thinking and my DD will exclaim with a gasp of shock......*gasp* mommy you said a Baaaaaaaaaad word! Usually it takes me a couple minutes to realize I didn't actually swear and she is pertaining to the dumb/stupid word. Gee kid, you don't wanna hear mommy when she gets PO'ed and your NOT around

 

[It's A Happy Day]

Helllloooo? I've been chasing a moving van for blocks. Then I remembered that we leave all our crap behind when we move, so I was running for nothing.

Reading too fast again and I was trying to figure out why you were chasing a moving van ON blocks

 

[TurboKitty]

Ut oh...apparently I shouldn't have posted my last....Aftershock!

Is something trying to tell me to behave??

 

[Lintasare]

Ut oh...apparently I shouldn't have posted my last....Aftershock!

Is something trying to tell me to behave??

Seriously? And aftershock? Wow. Too bad I never studied geology. I went for geography instead.

 

[MNFootballMommy]

Oh, a new place! I had to come in here before it got too cluttered.

Anyone else tired from getting woken up to frikken early this morning?

DH and I both thought the other was "chasing rabbits in our sleep"....nope it was only an earthquake, shaking our bed like chef with a frying pan. (It's too early to make the Earth move, honey!) Thought we left those shakers back in California when we moved to the midwest 8 years ago!

Tink, are you wearing breakaway underpants?

natalie, I love the moldings in the yellow room! (Those white things by the ceiling..not mildew/mold type stuff!)

LL, I am sorry about your daughter. Thank you for sharing a memory of her with us.

I am glad Mr. Anxiety survived this time.

My Dad said it felt like someone was at the foot of their bed shaking it. Scary!

To be honest...I'd make my own if I needed them. (Yeah,that sounds good...go with that..plausible deniability.) Run to Walmart, buy a pair of cute but cheap panties. Run a razor blade lightly along the seams before putting them on.
Watch your man's face as you rip those suckers right off...


I don't clean...I gotta do something around here.

Sounds a bit "crafty" to me...

Ut oh...apparently I shouldn't have posted my last....Aftershock!

Is something trying to tell me to behave??

 

[tngramma]

They make us start a new thread every 250 pages so we just leave the mess, relocate, and buy new. No sense in picking up the old broken stuff anyway We try to leave directions to the new place so we don't lose anyone though

I did find the directions and the smell of clean if nice.

I can honestly say that if that really WAS my house, setting it on fire would be the ONLY option.

Oh no I had to go back and read your post. I thought you said that it really WAS your house. I need a coffee break

 

[tngramma]

Talk to you guys later we are off to the park with grandkids for a while.

Hope the earthquakes stop.

 

[MNFootballMommy]

I did find the directions and the smell of clean if nice.

Oh no I had to go back and read your post. I thought you said that it really WAS your house. I need a coffee break

I've got extra Coffee Mate in the veggie crisper if you are running low!

 

[It's A Happy Day]

Talk to you guys later we are off to the park with grandkids for a while.

Hope the earthquakes stop.

EXCEPT for at Tinks house

 

[Lintasare]

EXCEPT for at Tinks house

Hey that's right...FE is there now. I think Tink was going to give him the twosome and then take a nap. Sounds like a plan to me.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

I've got extra Coffee Mate in the veggie crisper if you are running low!

I bought new creamer yesterday - black cherry strudel (or streusel or something). It's pretty darn good.

 

[1Prince2Princesses]

Hey that's right...FE is there now. I think Tink was going to give him the twosome and then take a nap. Sounds like a plan to me.

I scanned that and only caught the bolded words, and I thought you made and innapropriate post.

 

[lunabkat]

Mmmmmm, Mike Rowe, ya know not every guy can carry off manfur, but he sure can, yummm. i bet he likes breakaways...Tink isn't that how you got the twosome anyway?

Yikes, that kitchen!!! I am happy to say, my floor may be a little dirty at the moment, but hey, you can find it, its right under the big whilte dog and round grey kitty...

Just checking out the new place, I like the large fireplace and even larger wet bar back in the corner, nice set up, lots of stools for company...

Thanks all.

LL

 

[RVGal]

Reading too fast again and I was trying to figure out why you were chasing a moving van ON blocks

If I chased a moving van on blocks, I might be able to catch it.