bankr63
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That one was written by an American. A TRUE Canadian would have said "Hold my Timmies and watch this, eh!"
Here's my guess on the crimes:
The Saga of DDS
To pay for Grumpy Cat's expenses our dear Dancin' overextends on her credit cards.
Facing increasing pressure to pay up, she first robs a bank (crime 1)
Unfortunately, the paint pack explodes in the satchel, rending the money useless. But she tries to wash it off (crime 2 - money laundering)
Thinking quickly, she writes herself a cheque to cover the balance and tries to pay it before the cheque bounces. (crime 3 - kiting)
Doesn't work, and she is in a bad way. Decides her car is worth enough to cover the debt. So she torches it for the insurance cheque (crime 4 - insurance fraud)
Darn, now there's no car and Grumpy Cat has to get to school. Nice lookin' Mustang out on the street, quick hotwire (crime 5 - grand theft auto)
Crossing the US Border, Dancin becomes an international fugitive.
State Troopers give chase, as Dancin' leads them on a high speed escapade across 3 states (crime 6 - well too many infractions to list, willing to bet there was a resisting arrest in there too)
Grumpy Cat pouts until the nice officers offer to get her to school (phew!)
Dancin' is in the slammer awaiting trial when her Golden Girls and Montague the Chauffer arrive for a Prismeet.
As the Goldens distract the guards, Montague and Dancin' sneak out the side door, swing round front grab the Goldens and run.
Okay, I had a couple of more lines for an ending here. But let's have some more fun. Please keep it going and add on to the end of the above story (and crime spree) with your own thoughts... (somehow I can picture Gina as a bit of a Gun Moll...)
So I am now officially back into planning phase. Still the best part of a year away, but we have made our reservations for next March on Hilton Head Island. Never been there, but heard great things, so now I have a ton of research to do. I really like to get the lay of the land in advance, so am already deep into google land. A+ and I really enjoy cycling, and the island is apparently very bicycle friendly with paths ringing the island, so I know our bike gear will be coming along. We'll probably bring our kayak gear too (but rent the boats there). This is going to be very different from most of our other vacations as we hope to park the car and leave it alone as much as possible.