On behalf of our client, Mr Kevin Stringer.
To Mr Dog.
Sir,
Our client wishes to pass on his heartfelt thanks for your glowing words of reference.
In the unlikely event of him ever finding himself in the vicinity of a place of fine beverage dispersement, he would be very glad to purchase for you a small volume of your favoured liquid.
Unfortunately it must be pointed out, that due to his great frugality, it is a most unusual occurance for our client to insert his hand in his pocket for any other reason than to retrieve his handkerchief.
Assuring you of our best intentions at all times, (especially when relieving you of large amounts of cash), we remain your most humble servants.
Fleecethem, Knickit & Scarper, Attorneys to the gullible and slow witted.