Gatordad wanted to shoot bottle rockets at you in the dark!!! He's mean like that. I told him we should leave a candle lit for you, but he insisted you get pelted with small firearms!!!
I am well versed in the art of bottle rocket evasion. Numerous times growing up I dealt with bottle rockets and roman candles, his powers will not work on me!!!

He's just jealous we look so good with shaved heads


Rog, you know, Gatordad will be back from his cruise someday.
