Untitled Hyena Chat thread part deux! - The Continuation

[Alex2kMommy]

Noah was burying me on the couch-- pillows, blankets, remote, his brother's socks.

Tell Poly Noah is a roll of TP and let her go wild on his behind! Grrrrrrr!

 

[funnygarcia]

Tell Poly Noah is a roll of TP and let her go wild on his behind! Grrrrrrr!

yeah, but how would I explain at the emergency room why he needs stitches on his hiney?

 

[Alex2kMommy]

All my boys are in bed. Before 9 PM! I was stunned!

Of course my house is a wreck, toys and dirty clothes dropped where they were last used.

I am doing but I'm almost done (for the night, not done with it all of course.)

 

[funnygarcia]

I'm just chillin on the couch with the laptop.

I scrubbed out the boys' bathroom today. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
They're suppose to do it, but that doesn't happen unless I turn into EVIL MOMMY and bring out the nag routines.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

I'm just chillin on the couch with the laptop.

I scrubbed out the boys' bathroom today. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
They're suppose to do it, but that doesn't happen unless I turn into EVIL MOMMY and bring out the nag routines.

Yeah, I tried the MEAN MOMMY nag routine tonight. Didn't work so well for me, either.

 

[eatmypixiedust]

yeah, but how would I explain at the emergency room why he needs stitches on his hiney?

It's okay, just tell them it was CRACKED anyway!

 

[funnygarcia]

It must be a male hormone thing, leaving things everywhere BUT where it belongs.
I spend a great deal of time everyday just picking up and putting thing back.. dishes, dirty clothes, hubby's school papers, dvds, games, ear phones.

I had a bit more with my nephew around. I know his dad doesn't keep a real clean house (we never did as kids most of the time)-- but cmon.. pick up your dirty dishes and empty pop cans PLEASE!

 

[eatmypixiedust]

It must be a male hormone thing, leaving things everywhere BUT where it belongs.
I spend a great deal of time everyday just picking up and putting thing back.. dishes, dirty clothes, hubby's school papers, dvds, games, ear phones.

I had a bit more with my nephew around. I know his dad doesn't keep a real clean house (we never did as kids most of the time)-- but cmon.. pick up your dirty dishes and empty pop cans PLEASE!

My bf used to be messy but now he's all clean. It's so weird! The problem is that when he cleans he forgets where he put it and he thinks my uterus is a tracking device!

 

[funnygarcia]

It's okay, just tell them it was CRACKED anyway!

you got a giggle from Noah.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

yeah, but how would I explain at the emergency room why he needs stitches on his hiney?

Tell them he was torturing the cat and she finally reminded him who's boss.

YEESH, one of my brothers used to absolutely torture our cat, it's a wonder she didn't haul off and rearrange his face, but she never did.

 

[funnygarcia]

My bf used to be messy but now he's all clean. It's so weird! The problem is that when he cleans he forgets where he put it and he thinks my uterus is a tracking device!

umm well, at least it's getting used for something...

<<<<<<ducking to hide>>>>>>


Just kidding.

 

[eatmypixiedust]

you got a giggle from Noah.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

It must be a male hormone thing, leaving things everywhere BUT where it belongs.
I spend a great deal of time everyday just picking up and putting thing back.. dishes, dirty clothes, hubby's school papers, dvds, games, ear phones.

I had a bit more with my nephew around. I know his dad doesn't keep a real clean house (we never did as kids most of the time)-- but cmon.. pick up your dirty dishes and empty pop cans PLEASE!

Oh, man, it's genetic? There's no hope?

Oh lord, don't let my kids see that! "But, moooooommmmm, it's genetic, it's not my fault!"

 

[eatmypixiedust]

umm well, at least it's getting used for something...

<<<<<<ducking to hide>>>>>>


Just kidding.

<---I hope you like tomatoes

 

[funnygarcia]

Tell them he was torturing the cat and she finally reminded him who's boss.

YEESH, one of my brothers used to absolutely torture our cat, it's a wonder she didn't haul off and rearrange his face, but she never did.

we all takes turns picking on her, I know when to stop when the claws spring forth.

Hubby pushes it to the limit and then bellyhooos when she finally lets him have it. SLASH!

She was naughty yesterday... He couldn't sleep last night , he went out for a cig on the patio at 1 am.. cat wandered out too. She usually stays in one corner on the aptio.. for some reason she decided that hubby needed to exercise.

She ran off down the sidewalk, hubby had to jump the fence (ok not really jump.. pull self over fence) and chase her down. She went running back and ran inside to hide again. Hubby was not amused

 

[Alex2kMommy]

When will I learn? I woke so late this afternoon that DH just decided to run out for fast food. The boys wanted tacos from Taco Time, so DH got me a couple of hard tacos and some mexi-fries as well. (He had cereal for dinner, I think.)

And now I'm paaaaying for it. Dinner is just sitting like a fatty ROCK in the bottom of my stomach, bleah. I ate an orange, which was sooo yummy. I have drunk two large glasses of water. I think I need MORE water... Ugh.

I'm too old to be eating crap food!!!

 

[funnygarcia]

Oh, man, it's genetic? There's no hope?

Oh lord, don't let my kids see that! "But, moooooommmmm, it's genetic, it's not my fault!"

hey I play the genetic card all the time...

Take out the garbage!


Why do I always have to do it?!

Because you're part of the male species and it's your destiny to be the trash hauler. Now scoot!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

I just watched an Old Navy commercial, and the models were wearing such cute tops! So I went looking online:

 

[funnygarcia]

When will I learn? I woke so late this afternoon that DH just decided to run out for fast food. The boys wanted tacos from Taco Time, so DH got me a couple of hard tacos and some mexi-fries as well. (He had cereal for dinner, I think.)

And now I'm paaaaying for it. Dinner is just sitting like a fatty ROCK in the bottom of my stomach, bleah. I ate an orange, which was sooo yummy. I have drunk two large glasses of water. I think I need MORE water... Ugh.

I'm too old to be eating crap food!!!

It's HAPPY FOOD!!!

 

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Anyone here?

And if you are, can you please explain all the other really long threads in the community forum (for those of you who have no idea who I am, I am Andrea's (Matterhorn's) friend in RL.)

Explain? sure!! they really really really like to post!!