Untitled DL chat thread. Everyone is welcome! Part 12

[sameyeyam]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=r3raze02v7w

This song is worse!! My theory is that when rap artists run out of material they flip through the book of rhymes for children.

Maybe I'm just too old, but I don't ever remember any of my Mother Goose books having the "F" Bomb in them!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

I swear I do not lurk on this board and wait for the brown stuff to be mentioned! I just went back a couple of pages and seen the brown stuff again!! I'm never on here this late. I just got finished up with the dishes, put DS to bed and I had been running a virus scan. I came over to turn off the computer and go to bed. But I thought what the heck, might as well pop on the DIS for a few minutes!

I get it. It calls to you, you just can't help it.

 

[sameyeyam]

It's a Vespa.

Wanna race? I bet DH would loan my his HD Sportster!

I invented a new dish tonight that the kids really liked. DD had 2 servings and DS had 3.

Cut up bananas in the bottom of a fancy dessert dish. Put vanilla yogurt over the top. Put lovely colored sprinkles on. Then I cut up a mini Snickers bar into 4 pieces. They dug right in (of course there was candy on top)! But what they didn't realize was it was just a tiny piece, the rest was good for them!!

 

[sameyeyam]

I get it. It calls to you, you just can't help it.

Perhaps I just have a very good odornet connection! Seriously though I can't believe I show up every time you talk about it. It was funny at first, now it's just starting to get, I don't know, Twilight Zonish!

 

[eatmypixiedust]

Wanna race? I bet DH would loan my his HD Sportster!

WHEEEEEEEE!!!

 

[staley7580]

Ugh... I think I might have dh cut this thing out of my mouth, it is bugging the heck out of me!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Perhaps I just have a very good odornet connection! Seriously though I can't believe I show up every time you talk about it. It was funny at first, now it's just starting to get, I don't know, Twilight Zonish!

It is! And darn funny!!!

 

[sameyeyam]

WHEEEEEEEE!!!

Well Pix, I guess a Harley just isn't in your future. Somehow I just can't picture a Harley Chick saying WHEEEEEE

So do you have a Vespa or have you spent your motorcycle fund on purses?

 

[staley7580]

Never mind!!! I got it! That was easy, no fuss, no muss. At least now I dont have to worry about the wire cutting my tongue, I just need to get the cement scraped off my teeth.

 

[staley7580]

It is! And darn funny!!!

Yeah it is!!!

 

[sameyeyam]

Ugh... I think I might have dh cut this thing out of my mouth, it is bugging the heck out of me!

Maybe you and Shawna should open up a DIY Dental Center Hotline! I can see it now:

Step one - take a swig of whiskey.

Step two - take another swig of whiskey.

Step three - locate pliers.

Step four - take another swig of whiskey.

Step five - call hubby in to help.

Step six - take another swig of whiskey.

Step seven - who remembers??

 

[eatmypixiedust]

Well Pix, I guess a Harley just isn't in your future. Somehow I just can't picture a Harley Chick saying WHEEEEEE

So do you have a Vespa or have you spent your motorcycle fund on purses?

No, I don't have a Vespa. I have a

 

[staley7580]

Maybe you and Shawna should open up a DIY Dental Center Hotline! I can see it now:

Step one - take a swig of whiskey.

Step two - take another swig of whiskey.

Step three - locate pliers.

Step four - take another swig of whiskey.

Step five - call hubby in to help.

Step six - take another swig of whiskey.

Step seven - who remembers??

I know!! As soon as I though my tooth broke, I thought of Shawna!

 

[sameyeyam]

No, I don't have a Vespa. I have a

Your Mazda could fit in the back of my car and I would still have room for a Girl Scout troop and 12 bags of groceries! I keep threatening to buy a Mini Cooper to keep in the back of mine. All I would have to do is fold the 3rd seat down.

 

[eatmypixiedust]

Your Mazda could fit in the back of my car and I would still have room for a Girl Scout troop and 12 bags of groceries! I keep threatening to buy a Mini Cooper to keep in the back of mine. All I would have to do is fold the 3rd seat down.

 

[sameyeyam]

I'm off to bed now ladies. Hope everyone has a wonderful evening and a great day tomorrow. Please no more talking about the brown stuff until I make it back on here again!

 

[eatmypixiedust]

I'm off to bed now ladies. Hope everyone has a wonderful evening and a great day tomorrow. Please no more talking about the brown stuff until I make it back on here again!

 

[staley7580]

Night Alison!

 

[sameyeyam]

Awww don't be mad! I was just kidding. Actually I think a full size mini van would fit in the back of mine! Now I know why everyone invites me to go to town shopping with them. A couple of months ago my neighbor wanted to go shopping, then when we got into town she had me stop by Home Depot so she could pick up 2 new toilets! Then we went to Costco and loaded up! I can't tell you how many people have borrowed my car to go to concerts and stuff!

 

[eatmypixiedust]

Awww don't be mad! I was just kidding. Actually I think a full size mini van would fit in the back of mine! Now I know why everyone invites me to go to town shopping with them. A couple of months ago my neighbor wanted to go shopping, then when we got into town she had me stop by Home Depot so she could pick up 2 new toilets! Then we went to Costco and loaded up! I can't tell you how many people have borrowed my car to go to concerts and stuff!

I'm not mad! I knew you were joking!