Untitled DL chat thread. Everyone is welcome! Part 12

[sameyeyam]

Butt, apparently this handy dandy piece of toilet tissue will guard your health! From what I don't know!! Honestly think about it, there are no butt cheek diseases that I've ever heard of. If somebody had a strange disease they would have to be doing something awfully strange on the toilet seat. Not to mention that I would have to come in right behind them and do something awfully strange and contortionist like also to catch it!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

That's a hot time of the year down there. Plus I nearly killed myself walking the 5K in Florida in September this year! I think I will pass on walking that far in the heat. Plus doesn't sound like they are too nice to slow walkers!

I actually considered it for about 2 seconds before reading Staley's post. I know, me!

But we're going to Hawaii for our 15th anniversary around then. And you're right, the idea of running or walking in heat and humidity is not appealing!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Butt, apparently this handy dandy piece of toilet tissue will guard your health! From what I don't know!! Honestly think about it, there are no butt cheek diseases that I've ever heard of. If somebody had a strange disease they would have to be doing something awfully strange on the toilet seat. Not to mention that I would have to come in right behind them and do something awfully strange and contortionist like also to catch it!

Ahhh, butt it doesn't promise to guard your health! It's called a Health Gard! It's a cleverly deceptive typo designed to make you think your butt cheeks are safe!

 

[funnygarcia]

We had a layover at Chicago O'hare airport once.. Talk about adventures in the bathroom......

When you flush, a new strip of plastic runs over the toilet seat.. all fresh and ready for the next person.

It freaked me out!

The toilet seat looked like it was saran wrapped.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

That reminds me, what happened to Grumpy? Did we scare him off with all the butt and poop talk?

 

[Alex2kMommy]

We had a layover at Chicago Ohare airportonce adventures in the bathroom...... ,Whne you flush, a new strip of plastic runs over the toilet seat.. all fresh and ready for the next person.

It freaked me out!

The toilet seat looked like it was saran wrapped.

No way!

I saw a saran wrapped toilet seat one time. Things didn't go so well...

 

[sameyeyam]

I think a paper condom would be..... ummmmm... a tad messy? Especially since tissue paper dissolves...

But quite effective if you are trying to become impregnated.

I don't use those things, they're icky! There's always that piece that hangs into the toilet, and it acts as a wick to draw water upward.

Plus I was watching a show (probably Oprah) where an expert was saying that they give a false sense of safety, they really don't protect from any germs or anything on the toilet. Besides, it wastes trees!

A girlfriend of mine uses them religiously, but she when I told her about the Oprah show. I remember her telling me that when she goes to a bathroom that doesn't have them, she "hovers". And with toddlers, she actually holds the child over the potty rather than have any part of them touch the toilet. OMG, my arms are just not that strong!

I just brace my rear against the back wall, put my feet on the door and hold both hands against the side, all while hovering about 12 inches over the toilet seat. Not only protects you against toilet seat germs, but also keeps the door closed, since we all know that ladies restrooms never have working door latches!

I dont use them, or hover, or hold my children over the toilet... I plunk my big ole butt right down on the toilet.. At least I wash my hands afterwards!!

You know what I think? OK, don't answer that question! But, I think we should also wash our hands before we go to the restroom. To help protect against all those germs that we got when we touch the door handle going into the restrooms! Think about it, you probably have a ton of germs on your hands when you go into the restroom and your hands are dirty. Then you are handling paper that is being put into places where germs could enter.

 

[sameyeyam]

We had a layover at Chicago O'hare airport once.. Talk about adventures in the bathroom......

When you flush, a new strip of plastic runs over the toilet seat.. all fresh and ready for the next person.

It freaked me out!

The toilet seat looked like it was saran wrapped.

I saw those a couple of years ago when we went through Chicago. I made my entire family go to the restroom to look at them. They freaked me out. There was a sign on the door saying that the plastic around the seat is new, fresh plastic. But I inspected it pretty close and couldn't see anyplace where the old stuff could go and new plastic was stored. It was freaky I tell you!

 

[MotoXPrincess99]

New siggie I made for Melody. How's it look?

Oh, i like!! Can I put in a request for a Tink siggie? Please???

Can I walk the Half Marathon? When is it??



Sorry, I sensed the brown word, but I was running a few minutes late back from lunch. Well actually an hour late, but since I'm the only one at work today I guess it doesn't matter!

Labor Day Weekend.

That's a hot time of the year down there. Plus I nearly killed myself walking the 5K in Florida in September this year! I think I will pass on walking that far in the heat. Plus doesn't sound like they are too nice to slow walkers!

There is a 5K (3. something miles) on Saturday and the Half Marathon (13.1 miles) on Sunday.

I watched the runners after the half marathon... it's a toughie, it was really hot that day too.

They have a 5K family fun run in the park too
http://disneyworldsports.disney.go....lyFunRun5KandKidsRaces2008EventInfoDetailPage

I got this book from the Library today:

I really think I want to try the Half Marathon. It starts at 6:00am so it shouldn't be too hot. You have to be able to finish in 3 1/2 hours in order to get the Medal.

 

[funnygarcia]

hand sanitizer and baby wipes, always!

 

[sameyeyam]

I knew someone on Photobucket would have a picture. And the plastic quickly whips around, when you flush. It's scary and freaky, yet entertaining and mystical all at the same time.

 

[funnygarcia]

The medeal is very cool!
It's a hefty hunk of metal, says Disneyland 1/2 Marathon and mickey on it.

It was fun to cheer everyone on as they came thru the finish .. we watched them for awhile in DTD since the park opened later that day. (Labor day)

 

[funnygarcia]

yep, that was it.. freaky toilet from he ll

 

[MotoXPrincess99]

The medeal is very cool!
It's a hefty hunk of metal, says Disneyland 1/2 Marathon and mickey on it.

It was fun to cheer everyone on as they came thru the finish .. we watched them for awhile in DTD since the park opened later that day. (Labor day)

My Aunt has run the Disneyland Half Marathon. Maybe I could get her to help me train. She usually runs the LA Marathon. 26.2 miles!

 

[staley7580]

My Aunt has run the Disneyland Half Marathon. Maybe I could get her to help me train. She usually runs the LA Marathon. 26.2 miles!

I would be dead... But then my big ole butt has trouble running to the bus stop when i am running late!

Oh my... Alex just told me he called a kid a cry baby at school. but, I am pretty sure he wont be doing that again!!

 

[Alex2kMommy]

My Aunt has run the Disneyland Half Marathon. Maybe I could get her to help me train. She usually runs the LA Marathon. 26.2 miles!

Sounds like the perfect trainer!

And I think maybe Tink on a motorcycle...?

 

[sameyeyam]

Just got a Fed Ex package in so I need to get some work done. If you want me to come back all you have to do is say the magic brown word!

Chow Babies!

 

[funnygarcia]

Another cool thing to do.. the CHOC walk is usually in October... they just had it a few weeks ago. It raises money for the children's hospital in Orange County , 5K.. this year it was minimum $25 donation to participate.

Somehting to keep in mind for next year, I see pics of it on LP .. looks like fun!

 

[eatmypixiedust]

We had a layover at Chicago O'hare airport once.. Talk about adventures in the bathroom......

When you flush, a new strip of plastic runs over the toilet seat.. all fresh and ready for the next person.

It freaked me out!

The toilet seat looked like it was saran wrapped.

Oh mylanta! I was there last October when my older guy cousin was getting married. I remember those in the bathrooms there and thinking: "EWWWWWW!!!!!" It was just really weird!! I pressed the button twice because I wasn't sure what it was the first time. I still hover when I pee in public restrooms.....I don't care if it's the Queen of England's toilet, I'm still hovering!!

 

[staley7580]

Just got a Fed Ex package in so I need to get some work done. If you want me to come back all you have to do is say the magic brown word!

Chow Babies!

Later Gator...