I wish.
Wait. You are talking about Disneyland, right? Where exactly do Uranus Worshipppers go to temple?
I'm screaming in laughter here!
No, that sounds pretty much the same. Spraying DS3 with water didn't work, either.
I was just reading in the paper this morning about a 2yo in the area who fell to his death from a 3rd story apartment window. He'd been sitting in the window, and I know darn well he probably was pushing against the screen, just like DS3 does. I have to keep the windows closed and locked at all times.
In the summer we sometimes have to open them, and thank goodness there's a little pop-up thing in the frame that will allow the window to open just a few inches. DS3 actually BROKE IT OFF one of the window frames, so I'll have to be careful with that window from now on.
It's all Alison's fault! lol!! She even took a picture of it as a souvie!!
I was the one overlytired having to listen to that while we waited to go on Space
I'm screaming in laughter here!
We are currently working on upgrades for your pleasure. You know, things like self flushing commodes, tissue paper seat covers, etc... Just send your donation to Bernice and I. We will see that it is put to good use!
That's ok we have complimentary tissues in our temple to help wipe the tears away from laughing too hard.
I guess you must prefer the less sacred restrooms?
By the way, what idiot invented tissue paper seat covers? If they were that good at keeping germs and things off don't you think they would have made them into condoms by now? I don't know about you guys, but I don't trust a piece of tissue paper to save me from anything!
Must breathe, can't stop laughing.. oh myyyyyyyyyyyy
The condom vs paper toilet coves pushed me over the edge..
I don't use those things, they're icky! There's always that piece that hangs into the toilet, and it acts as a wick to draw water upward.By the way, what idiot invented tissue paper seat covers? If they were that good at keeping germs and things off don't you think they would have made them into condoms by now? I don't know about you guys, but I don't trust a piece of tissue paper to save me from anything!
when I told her about the Oprah show. I remember her telling me that when she goes to a bathroom that doesn't have them, she "hovers". And with toddlers, she actually holds the child over the potty rather than have any part of them touch the toilet. OMG, my arms are just not that strong! I don't use those things, they're icky! There's always that piece that hangs into the toilet, and it acts as a wick to draw water upward.
Plus I was watching a show (probably Oprah) where an expert was saying that they give a false sense of safety, they really don't protect from any germs or anything on the toilet. Besides, it wastes trees!
A girlfriend of mine uses them religiously, but she
I dont use them, or hover, or hold my children over the toilet... I plunk my big ole butt right down on the toilet.. At least I wash my hands afterwards!!
