Two HotT College Chicks and a Cowboy Take on the World

[PrincessJasmine08]

This just keeps getting better and better and better....

Why do you always seem to show up with your popcorn at the most opportune moments?

 

[RobInBigKC]

But really, who was talking to you anyway?

-- Rob

 

[celerystalker]

three things to add:

1. Gypped is a racial slur. It is offensive to the Romani people.

2. I didn't know about the statues! I'll have to stalk them next time.

3. What in the heck does Lbelle mean in that first smiley? and the rim one too.

 

[babynurse1]

three things to add:

1. Gypped is a racial slur. It is offensive to the Romani people.

2. I didn't know about the statues! I'll have to stalk them next time.

3. What in the heck does Lbelle mean in that first smiley? and the rim one too.

1. My apologies to all Roman people. I also used sitting Indian style, so I guess I'm not politically correct.

2. You stalking something? Shocking!

3. NEVER EVER ask LBelle what she means, unless you want points.



Lynette: What else are you going to do with your spare time if you weren't reading this trip report? Play with your cats?

 

[LBelle]

Why do you always seem to show up with your popcorn at the most opportune moments?

I'm NOT sharin'!!!!!

-- Rob

Waaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

three things to add:

1. Gypped is a racial slur. It is offensive to the Romani people.

2. I didn't know about the statues! I'll have to stalk them next time.

3. What in the heck does Lbelle mean in that first smiley? and the rim one too.

LOL!!!! I KNEW that those would get to at least 1 of you!!!!!

It'll cost you BIG if I tell you!

1. My apologies to all Roman people. I also used sitting Indian style, so I guess I'm not politically correct.

2. You stalking something? Shocking!

3. NEVER EVER ask LBelle what she means, unless you want points.



Lynette: What else are you going to do with your spare time if you weren't reading this trip report? Play with your cats?

Whaaaaaat?

Remember....I'm the NICE triplet!!!!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Remember....I'm the NICE triplet!!!!

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

 

[LBelle]

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Okay, okay....I'll make it more realistic:


I'm the cute one in the middle!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Okay, okay....I'll make it more realistic:


I'm the cute one in the middle!

Ummm......did you even just call the hotT college chicks ugly????? Oh. No. You. DIDN'T!!!!!!! There will be heck to pay, my Canadian friend. Wagons will be circled. Poutine will be thrown (at you). This will not end well for you.

 

[LBelle]

Ummm......did you even just call the hotT college chicks ugly????? Oh. No. You. DIDN'T!!!!!!! There will be heck to pay, my Canadian friend. Wagons will be circled. Poutine will be thrown (at you). This will not end well for you.

Don't make me break out our mighty Canadian Armed Forces!!!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Don't make me break out our mighty Canadian Armed Forces!!!

Let's lock and load, bbn, lock and load.

 

[LBelle]

Let's lock and load, bbn, lock and load.

 

[babynurse1]

WTHades? Who hijacked this TR with their slanderousTMpj comments?

How dare you question the hotTness of the TR writers. Lisa, you are hereby banished to the naughty mat. And no you can't take you-know-who with you. March young lady.


I like that PJ said "lock and load". She seems like the packing heat type. *snort*

 

[WheatThins]

When did this trip take place again?

Wheat Thins

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

I like that PJ said "lock and load". She seems like the packing heat type. *snort*

Hey, you're the one taught me how to shoot a gun!

When did this trip take place again?

Wheat Thins

What's it to you, fake lawyer boy?

 

[babynurse1]

When did this trip take place again?

Wheat Thins

Time goes by so quickly when you're hanging out with the hotT college chicks that a month seems like a day. I can understand how easy it was for you to lose track of time. We are just THAT fun.

Hey, you're the one taught me how to shoot a gun!

You did shoot a gun, true. But did you actually learn anything? Could you reload, turn off the safety, and shoot if I handed you the stuff right now?

PrezACKly.

 

[LBelle]

Who is this for?????? Wouldn't YOU like to know!!!





Just sayin'.

 

[TwinkieMama]

I heard there was going to be a Bambi-esque update todayishly. What is this- false advertising?

 

[babynurse1]

I heard there was going to be a Bambi-esque update todayishly. What is this- false advertising?

A BBN always keeps her promises. I can't help it the delivering mommas of Nowhere, IN needed me yesterday. Gimme a sec, would ya?

 

[babynurse1]

"Osakanidozo" RS gestures his hand towards the door. (I have NO idea how to spell that)

Knowing that he means "Please go before me" I walk out the door and head back to Le Cellier for our early supper.

Le Cellier is tucked quietly away in Canada, and is almost "cellar-like" in appearance. We walk in and glance around as our eyes adjust from bright sunlight to the dimly lit "holding room". I decide to forgo pulling rank by telling the hostess our last name is Depp and instead go with our real last name, which falls somewhere between Aladdin and Zurg. (Only the bestest stalkers know it of course.) I was really glad to get reservations on such short notice, but because it was short notice we were eating at an odd time of day, not exactly lunch and not exactly supper. It was lupper.

THIS time we are met with "Your table will be ready momentarily". The waiting room is full, so we stand by the ramp leading into the restaurant. There is a small window where we are standing and we can peek in and watch the tourists munching on their food. It is all I can do not to pull an Elaine (Seinfeld reference again folks) and go up to the elderly people at table 8, and ask them for just one bite of their food. I am starving! And if you will recall I passed up French pastries just to eat this French Canadian food. However, as tempted as I am I behave and don't pull an Elaine.
(see, what happens when PJ is gone? She's a bad influence I tell ya)

FINALLY, some of the other guests clear out of the waiting area. I watch them walk cheerfully to their table. They give me a smirky look, like "Look at us! We've been chosen before you." This is nothing like the look on our faces at Tony's the night before.

We grab a seat on the bench. Ho Hum. Waiting. Checking Watch. Tapping Foot. More people are seated. More people. The waiting area is clearing out. All that's left is dh and myself, and a young family with a cute little girl about 8-ish. The hostess and her co-horts decided to play a little game.

"WHO'S UP FOR A GAME OF DISNEY TRIVIA?" she asks cheerfully.

My dh glances at me and I smile. When am I NOT up for a game of Disney trivia?

"OK" she begins, "I'm going to think of a character from a Disney movie, and you guys are going to ask me questions and see if you can figure out who I am."

She looks at dh. "Let's begin with you."

He is overjoyed to start the game. hee hee

"Male or female?" he begins.

"Uhhhh. Let me think......male" she says.

I noticed her hesitation. Why would she hesitate? Hmmmmmmmm.

"Are you Bambi?" I ask.

She looks crestfallen "How did you know that??"

B/C I'm a freakin genius. duh.

But the little girl next to us looks sad. So I suggest they start the next round with her. We all took turns asking questions and I knew who it was by the time it got to me. BUT, I didn't answer so that kid could get it right. See? I can behave AND be nice. so there.

However, the little girl and her family are soon seated. This leaves the hostesses and us. They look at me and RonStoppable as if to say, this game ain't over yet.

"Let's go one more round, while they get your table ready." Bambi decides.

We ask the usual questions and then I decide to mix things up and ask a question that has yet to be asked "Are you CGI?"

Bambi gives me a PJ-esque look. "HUH?"

"Computer Generated Imagery? Are you old school animation or computer generated?"

"HUH?"

"Do you look like the characters in Toy Story?"

"No. I'm not in Toy Story"

" So, you are not in Toy Story AND you're not computer generated?"

"I dont think I am?" Has automagic patented that particular trademark yet?

I am now finished playing Disney Trivia with these young Canadian women. If you can't even answer a simple yes or no question perhaps you shouldn't be in charge of the game! Maybe Canada isn't as technologically advanced as we are here in the good ol U S of A.

"I give up." I finally say exasperated.

"Awwwww. Too bad. I was NEMO."

Me:
Her:
Dh:

Finally, our name is called and we gladly walk down the ramp and into the restaurant. It was really crowded and I didn't see how they could squeeze us in, but they took us to a booth/table in the corner. Y'all must not have issues with personal space in Canada b/c I had to squeeze myself into the booth whilst the people right beside us were trying to enjoy their meal. I hope they didn't mind.

They brought us a container full of pretzel breadsticks. GoDaddy assured me that these were delicious, and I actually liked them. Up next was the cheese soup. I like cheese and I like soup, but this cheese soup was only average. I think I've had better at O'Charley's...just sayin. I ordered the Beef Tips and dh ordered Filet Mignon. His steak was really yummy and my beef tips were ok. They came in kind of an Asian stir fry. I didn't know this was a speciality in the North country. But who am I to question a menu? I'm an ideal Disney guest.

Then, one of the castmembers who was an exchange student from Canada, was leaving so all the other castmembers sang "O'Canada". Hang on. Wait. I think I heard a rumor that this is what they do. Maybe I should have asked the waitress if they sing "God Bless America" too.

The best part of the meal came last. I ordered the Creme Brulee. It was half and half. Half pistachio and half maple syrup. If there is one thing Canadians should trademark it should be maple syrup. NOT Asian stir fry. Just a suggestion that you Canadians might want to look into. Perhaps y'all could become world renowned for your maple syrup. See? I'm a freakin' genius. Why didn't you guys ever think of that? The creme brulee at Le Cellier was THE best dessert I had at WDW the entire trip. I do indulge my sweet tooth later that night at MK and must admit that my snack was absolutely to die for, but whenever I think about that creme brulee my mouth waters.

We handed over our DDP cards and enjoyed how it felt not to be using our own debit card to pay for the meal. It's almost like we're not paying. I guess we owe PJ a small thank you for hooking us up with the DDP for our very first time. It was "neat" not worrying about how much the meal cost and knowing it was already paid for.

 

[celerystalker]

You make me laugh, Babycow!
I can feel your inner at the not so smart hostess.
I had similar problems weekend before last.
See, I was playing Disney Trivial Pursuit and Disney Scene it with the Breadman and his 5 year old and 8 year old.
Being the that I am, I purposely say "I don't know" to some questions to give the kids time to answer -
and the breadman jumps at the chance to get the question right.
Then has the nerve to say to me "You didn't know that? How could you not know that?"
It only took one of these for him to get the hint.


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