Two HotT College Chicks and a Cowboy Take on the World

[babynurse1]

After ToT, we jumped over to Rock N Roller Coaster. Our fp's had expired, but it was no big deal, the CM let us in the fp line and we happily skipped by a bunch of suckers, I mean WDW guests waiting in the loser, I mean regular line.

RnR is one of my favorite rides in all of Disney. Splash Mountain is first of course. After that it's a 3 way tie between RnR, Expedition Everest, and Pirates of the Carribean.

Did you know Disney tried to get the Rolling Stones to "host" the RnR, but they were too expensive? Aerosmith is a great choice, imho. They're American icons, just like Disney. It's a nice fit. Who here thinks I'm giving Hollywood a run for her money in the useless Disney trivia department?

BabyPJ waits in the RnR gift shop. She inquires as to if this is a must stop gift shop. I explain to her that RnR is kinda "my" ride, and that the only thing my kids know about Aerosmith is the following:

A.) The lead singer is the father of the elf girl in "Lord of the Rings" (Steven Tyler-Liv Tyler. She's even got his lips)

B.) Mom sings "Walk This Way" and "Rag Doll" a little too loudly when it comes on the radio

C.) Mom giggles at the "Love In An Elevator" video a little too much. (tee hee hee)

sorry that's the best pic, I have.

After RnR we opt for food. One thing you'll learn about me is that I LOVE to eat. I'm planning SUPPER, before I'm done with breakfast. PJ, on the other hand, does not share my enthusiasm for sustenance. I believe her exact words to me were "If I could just take a pill, and not have to worry about eating, I would" (Instead of a pill, how about a piece of gum? "VIOLET, YOU'RE TURNING VIOLET!!)

Yeah, I'd take a pill instead of eating too........................NOT!!!!!

Even if I were 103, in an old folks home, confused, drooling, screaming out random obscenities at the nursing staff, unable to feed my self, toothless, lost my sense of smell, and only had one taste bud left, I would want to eat. HI! I'm Elisabeth, and I'm a foodaholic. Really. I'm not joking. Ask Mr. T or PJ. I LOVE FOOD!

But, I digress. Off we walk, thinking we are heading to Toy Story Pizza Planet to have some DINNER.

"What happened to lunch?" asks my citified non"country" speaking tag along.

"We're going to eat lunch now." I inform her.

"But you said dinner." she protests.

"Right." I say and keep walking.

"But wait," she exclaims. "Lunch is dinner?"

"Yes, of course." I reply.

"Then what is dinner?" she questions.

"Lunch"....duh.

"You smartbutt! What do you call your evening meal?" she asks.

"Supper"

"SUPPER?!?!" she says confusedly. "Who says supper?"

"Me" I state matter of factly.

Mr. Trollop steps in. This is going nowhere fast, and he probably lost all patience with us back at the airport, truth be told.

"There are 3 meals." Mr. T begins. "Breakfast, Dinner, and Supper. We occasionally say lunch for dinner. But supper is supper, as in "The Last Supper" The term has been around for a few thousand years or so."

"So you don't say dinner?" she presses.

"Yes, we do" he replies patiently, "But that means lunch."

"Let's just go eat." I interject. "It's semantics. You say tomato , I say tomahtoe."

"DO you say tomahtoe?" she asks.

"No."

"Then why did you just say that?"

"It's a song. Tomato Tomahtoe, Potato Potahto"

"Oh"

 

[babynurse1]

We pass by ABC Commissary. In all of our trips to WDW, we have not eaten here. The kiddos really like 50's and SciFi, so ABC Comm. is never really considered. Whelp, I decide, there's a first time for everything. We look at the menu...sammiches, burgers, tabbouleh. Sounds goog.....HUH? Tabbouleh? WTHADES?

I know I like to poke fun at PJ for her lack of worldly knowledge. Here is her chance to pay me back. I did, in fact, know what hummus was, but I will admit in front of all you TR readers that I had never heard of tabbouleh. Sounds like African tribal head gear or Egyptian camel wax or sumpthin.

Not to offend my vegetarian friend, but I say fire up the grill and throw some meat on that thing. *channeling Sam Elliot* "BEEF. It's what's for dinner" Truth be told, I don't eat lots of red meat, but I do love a goog cheeseburger now and again. An occasional steak. My meat of choice is chicken (balk, balk, balk-Happy Peej?) In keeping with the theme of educating my TR readers, did you know that a "balk" is a baseball term? I know SOME of you know that, but for those who do not, a balk is basically an illegal motion by the pitcher. There are lots of things that constitute a balk, but that's the crux of it. Don't say I never taught y'all anything.

On to food porn. Here's a pic of the tablechy tablahee, taboolee, tabbouleeeeeeeeeee.

and the meat laden sammich that I engulfed or ate daintly like the lady that I am. Take your pick.

I think I accidentally went into mommy mode when we were done eating. I started cleaning up everybody's mess and stacking the plates together. I even asked PJ if she was finished with her drink so that I could throw everything away.

I also found myself doing that 2 weekends ago. We were at the Outback with our friend, Tad. I got the napkin and started to wipe up the crumbs, and I took his appetizer plate and ours and stacked them up, put all the empty glasses to the side, and placed the used silverware on the plates. He kinda looked at me, laughed, and then said "Thanks Mom."

HEY!!! Old habits are hard to break. At least I didn't spit on my napkin and reach over and wipe his mouth. Hey did you know there's a pitch in baseball called the spitball? Fine, I'll stop with all the sports references...for now.

 

[TwinkieMama]

After RnR we opt for food. One thing you'll learn about me is that I LOVE to eat. I'm planning SUPPER, before I'm done with breakfast. PJ, on the other hand, does not share my enthusiasm for sustenance. I believe her exact words to me were "If I could just take a pill, and not have to worry about eating, I would" (Instead of a pill, how about a piece of gum? "VIOLET, YOU'RE TURNING VIOLET!!)

Yeah, I'd take a pill instead of eating too........................NOT!!!!!

Even if I were 103, in an old folks home, confused, drooling, screaming out random obscenities at the nursing staff, unable to feed my self, toothless, lost my sense of smell, and only had one taste bud left, I would want to eat. HI! I'm Elisabeth, and I'm a foodaholic. Really. I'm not joking. Ask Mr. T or PJ. I LOVE FOOD!

Let me sum this up for you.

Babynurse is normal.
PJ is a ballerina.

Ballerinas are all wIerd about food. They think one carrot per day is an appropriate and healthy menu. I didn't make that up. I read it Gelsey Kirkland's biography. Don't say I never taught you anything either.

"SUPPER?!?!" she says confusedly. "Who says supper?"

You are in goog company. Snoopy waits every night for Charlie Brown to bring him his supper dish.

At least I didn't spit on my napkin and reach over and wipe his mouth.

Actually, I bet you did.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Who here thinks I'm giving Hollywood a run for her money in the useless Disney trivia department?

You have a ways to go. Maybe come spring you'll be closer.

HI! I'm Elisabeth, and I'm a foodaholic. Really. I'm not joking. Ask Mr. T or PJ. I LOVE FOOD!

She's totally dead serious. She had told me this before the trip and I didn't believe her. Not even for one second. Because she's such a waif, too skinny to love food. But, I admit....she has a food problem.

"What happened to lunch?" asks my citified non"country" speaking tag along.

I thought we decided on accomplice. Were you paying no attention this weekend?

"You smartbutt! What do you call your evening meal?" she asks.

Were those my exact words?

"Yes, we do" he replies patiently, "But that means lunch."

You raise a goog point here that I hadn't even thought of. Mr. Trollop was a lot more patient with me than you. What's up with that?

"Oh"

Smile and nod!!!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

I know I like to poke fun at PJ for her lack of worldly knowledge. Here is her chance to pay me back. I did, in fact, know what hummus was, but I will admit in front of all you TR readers that I had never heard of tabbouleh. Sounds like African tribal head gear or Egyptian camel wax or sumpthin.

COUNTRY GIRL!!!! I just want to CLARIFY here. Although she says she knew what hummus was the look on her face when I said hummus would suggest otherwise. She looked like I had just told her you can't roast a steer. It was just this look that said "what complete nonsense are you speaking of??"

Not to offend my vegetarian friend, but I say fire up the grill and throw some meat on that thing. *channeling Sam Elliot* "BEEF. It's what's for dinner"

I have reasons, you know. Not that you would ever listen to them or care.

(balk, balk, balk-Happy Peej?)

Thank you.

In keeping with the theme of educating my TR readers, did you know that a "balk" is a baseball term? I know SOME of you know that, but for those who do not, a balk is basically an illegal motion by the pitcher. There are lots of things that constitute a balk, but that's the crux of it. Don't say I never taught y'all anything.

Did we cover this yesterday?

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Let me sum this up for you.

Babynurse is normal.
PJ is a ballerina.

Ballerinas are all wIerd about food. They think one carrot per day is an appropriate and healthy menu. I didn't make that up. I read it Gelsey Kirkland's biography. Don't say I never taught you anything either.

I will back you up on the statement that all ballerinas are wIerd about food. That I will give you. HOWEVER, I eat a normal amount of food. No, not one carrot per day. It's just that I see eating as a job while the babynurse seems to see it as a hobby of sorts.

Actually, I bet you did.

Actually, I'm sure she did.

I will post what actually happened in the near future. Coming soon to the best trip report ever.

 

[LBelle]

 

[blue_river]

I know I like to poke fun at PJ for her lack of worldly knowledge. Here is her chance to pay me back. I did, in fact, know what hummus was, but I will admit in front of all you TR readers that I had never heard of tabbouleh. Sounds like African tribal head gear or Egyptian camel wax or sumpthin.

I've never heard of either

If I can't pronounce the word or if it sounds strange...there is no fricken way I'm eatin it

I think I accidentally went into mommy mode when we were done eating. I started cleaning up everybody's mess and stacking the plates together. I even asked PJ if she was finished with her drink so that I could throw everything away.

Our work is never done.

 

[celerystalker]

"It's a song. Tomato Tomahtoe, Potato Potahto"

"Oh"

Now I understand why she likes country music - she's never heard good music.

On to food porn. Here's a pic of the tablechy tablahee, taboolee, tabbouleeeeeeeeeee.

Now I get to play babynurse.
Yes, tabbouleh is in that picture.
But what PART of it is tabbouleh?

No one help her! and no googling!

 

[WheatThins]

Great report. Thanks for sharing.

Wheat Thins

 

[babynurse1]

Let me sum this up for you.

Babynurse is normal.

This pretty much sums up the entire TR. We could actually end it right there.

1. COUNTRY GIRL!!!! I just want to CLARIFY here. Although she says she knew what hummus was the look on her face when I said hummus would suggest otherwise. She looked like I had just told her you can't roast a steer. It was just this look that said "what complete nonsense are you speaking of??"


2. I have reasons, you know. Not that you would ever listen to them or care.


3. Did we cover this yesterday?

1. Actually I grew up in the city, but learned the error of my ways and moved to the country like the rest of the sane people that live there. I DID know what hummus was, it's just not very interesting to eat. And, I don't know if you know this or not, but I love to eat.

2. I have listened to your reasons, and would be happy to listen to them again. And I care, b/c I'm a caring person. They don't let just anybody be a nurse ya know. You have to pass Caring 101 first.

3. Nope. No balks at the ballgame on Sunday. I can tell ya all about though if you want.

1. She's totally dead serious. She had told me this before the trip and I didn't believe her. Not even for one second. Because she's such a waif, too skinny to love food. But, I admit....she has a food problem.

2. Were those my exact words?


3. You raise a goog point here that I hadn't even thought of. Mr. Trollop was a lot more patient with me than you. What's up with that?

1. I told you guys. Food is a wonderful thing.

2. No, I had to clean up your potty mouth for the dis.

3. He only did that so I wouldn't lose all patience with you and pull another Code Donald.

 

[babynurse1]

Our work is never done.

Ain't that the truth? Hi BLUE!

Now I get to play babynurse.
Yes, tabbouleh is in that picture.
But what PART of it is tabbouleh?

No one help her! and no googling!

The tabbouleh is that crappy looking wrap thing.

You only wish you could play babynurse for a day, and take a walk on the wild side. hee hee hee

Great report. Thanks for sharing.

Wheat Thins

Speaking of absentee lawyers...

You are to be commended on your spellun and punctuation. Grate? Report: thanx, four "shar-ing"! has a whole 'nuther meaning.

Last edited by LBelle : Yesterday at 08:47 PM. Reason: this is good reading I tell ya!!!!!!

Thanks Lisa. If a trollop says it, it must be so.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Now I get to play babynurse.
Yes, tabbouleh is in that picture.
But what PART of it is tabbouleh?

No one help her! and no googling!

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! Why didn't I think of this? Ah sweet revenge. How does it feel babynurse??

Great report. Thanks for sharing.

Wheat Thins

Just wait till you hear my version. You'll like it even more. (because the truth is always better)

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

2. I have listened to your reasons, and would be happy to listen to them again. And I care, b/c I'm a caring person. They don't let just anybody be a nurse ya know. You have to pass Caring 101 first.

Until you've heard the 10 minute persuasive speech ya ain't heard nothin. And your caring argument isn't holding up. Remember, I've met many nurses.

3. Nope. No balks at the ballgame on Sunday. I can tell ya all about though if you want.

You have no idea how much I'd love to hear about it. But I really must be going.

The tabbouleh is that crappy looking wrap thing.

You only get partial credit. It's the stuff IN the wrap. Nice try, "A" for effort and all that but really, you could do better next time.

 

[celerystalker]

The tabbouleh is that crappy looking wrap thing.

You only wish you could play babynurse for a day, and take a walk on the wild side. hee hee hee

YOU WAS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I ain't giving you partial credit neither.
I will, however, give you some bad grammar.
heh.

 

[babynurse1]

YOU WAS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I ain't giving you partial credit neither.
I will, however, give you some bad grammar.
heh.

Celery, does your snark know no limits today?

Yes, it was poor grammar. But I chose not to edit, b/c I like to buck the system. Who says I have to apply the rules of grammar, spellun, or punctuation to any of my posts? I don't care to conform to such rigidity.

Now then, you and PJ have had your fun. When I said wrap, of course I did not mean ONLY the outer portion of the wrap, or I would have specified as such. The phraseology "the tabbouleh is that crappy looking wrap thing" implies not only the outer layer, but everything that constitutes a wrap in and of itself.


You two are simply splitting hairs, and if this is what it takes to try and prove me wrong, then so be it. I can live with that.

 

[LBelle]

Celery, does your snark know no limits today?

Yes, it was poor grammar. But I chose not to edit, b/c I like to buck the system. Who says I have to apply the rules of grammar, spellun, or punctuation to any of my posts? I don't care to conform to such rigidity.

Now then, you and PJ have had your fun. When I said wrap, of course I did not mean ONLY the outer portion of the wrap, or I would have specified as such. The phraseology "the tabbouleh is that crappy looking wrap thing" implies not only the outer layer, but everything that constitutes a wrap in and of itself.


You two are simply splitting hairs, and if this is what it takes to try and prove me wrong, then so be it. I can live with that.

Whoa. Freaky, man.

 

[celerystalker]

I just now saw your response! Jeez, babycow! get the chip off your shoulder.

Let's review.

Here's what I said:

YOU WAS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I ain't giving you partial credit neither.
I will, however, give you some bad grammar.
heh.

Please note at LEAST two awful errors - (was wrong? ain't? neither? excess exclamation points? all caps?)
The bad grammar was my own.
I was joking around.
Not snarkin'. Much.

P.S.! I had tabbouleh (they spell it different at different places - just in case you want to order it sometime) and hummus for lunch today in honor of you! Cuz I love you sooo much!
(I really do)

 

[babynurse1]

I just now saw your response! Jeez, babycow! get the chip off your shoulder.

Let's review.

Here's what I said:


Please note at LEAST two awful errors - (was wrong? ain't? neither? excess exclamation points? all caps?)
The bad grammar was my own.
I was joking around.
Not snarkin'. Much.

P.S.! I had tabbouleh (they spell it different at different places - just in case you want to order it sometime) and hummus for lunch today in honor of you! Cuz I love you sooo much!
(I really do)

joking. duh. moooooove it along people, nothing left to see.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Now then, you and PJ have had your fun. When I said wrap, of course I did not mean ONLY the outer portion of the wrap, or I would have specified as such. The phraseology "the tabbouleh is that crappy looking wrap thing" implies not only the outer layer, but everything that constitutes a wrap in and of itself.

You still don't get it. Gosh, I just always have to explain everything to you! It gets old, ya know. See, the "outter portion of the wrap" aka the tortilla has nothing to do with tabbouleh. Tabbouleh exists without a tortilla. So you don't need to imply the outer layer, just the inner "crappy looking" stuff.

P.S.! I had tabbouleh (they spell it different at different places - just in case you want to order it sometime) and hummus for lunch today in honor of you! Cuz I love you sooo much!
(I really do)

Did you really????!!! Are you lyin?