twisted wishes

[GinaGrumpyDwarf]

OK, you buy the CAR, but the tires fall off on your way home.

I wish I didnt have to work tomorrow!

 

[Good Ol Gal]

granted, but once everyone in your office hears you're not coming to work they all send their kids over to play with your kids and you end up working harder taking care of kids then you would have if you were at work.

I wish the weather hadn't pre-empted the shows I wanted to watch tonight.

 

[magicmirror]

Granted, but it will interrupt every show you watch in the future.

I wish I had a master's degree in 4 areas.

 

[kaylajr]

Granted, but it will interrupt every show you watch in the future.

I wish I had a master's degree in 4 areas.

Granted but they are in the 4 most low paying, minimum benifit careers that exist

I wish i could sleep

 

[mystic_path]

Granted: But you better watch out for the boss who's gonna tell you to get back to work or go home.

I wish I were a Princess

 

[magicmirror]

Granted, but you are the Princess of Paupers, meaning they will eat you when ever they get hungry. You are a new princess with only 2 eyes, a nose, 2 ears, and eyebrows...........ewwww, not so pretty



I wish I had more money than I could ever spend (ok, lets be honest, who doesn't)

 

[kaylajr]

I wish I had more money than I could ever spend (ok, lets be honest, who doesn't)

Granted
but you have no friends or family to spend it on or with
you are miserable and alone but Filthy Rich


I wish my shoulder would stop hurting

 

[Shel]

Granted - but now your elbow hurts.

I wish it was Friday!

 

[kaylajr]

Granted - but now your elbow hurts.

I wish it was Friday!

Granted but now you have a job where your work week starts Friday and ends Tuesday so you are just starting your week


I wish I had time to DIS all day

 

[Good Ol Gal]

granted, but all you get is the server is busy message

I wish I had not stayed up so late last night.

 

[juligrl]

Granted. You went to bed early but you had a fitful sleep and you're still tired.

I wish I didn't have to get to the grocery store today.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

granted, but now everyone's starving and complaining like crazy. Even the dog is howling from hunger.

I wish it were time for school to start back up again.

 

[bevtoy]

Granted, but the school is over crowded so they start a 2nd shift and your children are there from 3:00 till 11:00 PM.

Wish I could get a new PC

 

[magicmirror]

Granted but it freezes up constantly and you can't send it back.

I wish I didn't have to go to the stinkin' Dr. today.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

granted, but now you're stinking the whole house up! (ewww what's that smell??)

I wish my kids would help clean.

 

[Stacerita]

I wish my kids would help clean.

Granted, but they use bleach to clean everything and have ruined most everything in your house.

I wish my eyes would stop watering.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Granted, but they use bleach to clean everything and have ruined most everything in your house.

I wish my eyes would stop watering.

Granted...but now you can't cry even at the saddest movies and people berate you for being so heartless.

I wish I had slept better last night.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

Granted. But you slept so well that you missed Ed McMahon (sp?) knocking on the door coming to give you a giant check for $200,000,000 dollars!

I wish my grass cuttin', snow plowin' neighbor liked me.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Granted. But you slept so well that you missed Ed McMahon (sp?) knocking on the door coming to give you a giant check for $200,000,000 dollars!

I wish my grass cuttin', snow plowin' neighbor liked me.

Granted...he likes you so much that he keeps leaving gifts on your front porch - lawn clippings and snow piles (depending on the season).

I wish Zooey Deschanel would lay a big, fat smooch on me!

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Granted but she has the flu and now you have it too.

I wish someone would weed my garden for me.