twisted wishes

[arkansas mom]

Granted. But the dentist pulled it, along with all the others.

I wish I knew what to make for dinner.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, your kids tell you they want peas and Cinnamon Toast crunch for dinner (that's what my DD4 just said to me!).

I wish my girls were not addicted to their Nintendogs.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

granted, now they ignore them and you hear them slowly dying, one little bark and whine at a time.

I wish I could sit here all day

 

[Darth Cupcake]

Granted -- But they are now addicted to every tv show they can find and absolutely refuse to leave their tv set for a vacation. (Including WDW)

I wish I could make awesome scrapbook pages in a few minutes.

 

[EEYOREMAMA]

granted but you use the wrong glue and glue the book shut (I'm sorry that's mean)

I wish I could sing.

 

[pfishgirl]

granted but you use the wrong glue and glue the book shut (I'm sorry that's mean)

I wish I could sing.

Granted.. but the only one that appreciates your singing is the dogs in the neighborhood, who ALL coming running thinking it's dinner time..


I wish I knew had to Cook without burning everything..

 

[pinkgalYall]

Ok but you food was fine but you where burnt

 

[TigerCheer2009]

No wish, pinkgalyall? Granted, but you have a million zillion wishes now to deal with.

I wish I had a pretty dress.

 

[pinkgalYall]

Granted but it was pretty ugly
Wow i forgot to wish how weird is that lol.

I wish i was a famous actress.

 

[bevtoy]

Granted but you are famous for tripping and falling head first on the red carpet at hte Emmy grand entrance.

I wish I did not have to call animal control on my neighbors to get rid of a dog that tries to bite us.

 

[juligrl]

Granted but now you have to call animal control for your neighbors because they tried to bite you.

I wish my husband would get home from his class already.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but he keeps burping and tooting at you!

I wish it was Christmas.

 

[Stacerita]

I wish it was Christmas.

Granted....but you are of a religon that doesn't celebrate Christmas.

I wish I didn't eat that extra chocodile today.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Granted....but you are of a religon that doesn't celebrate Christmas.

I wish I didn't eat that extra chocodile today.

Granted...instead you ate a box of twinkies, a box of ring dings and a bean burrito. Do I need to tell you how you feel right now?

I wish I didn't have such poor eyesight.

 

[jaycns]

Granted...you now have 20/20 vision...but you now cannot taste anything...

I wish I could find my swimsuit top! It's been missing for a week.

 

[magicmirror]

Granted, but you need a hearing aid.

I wish it would snow here this winter.

 

[kaylajr]

Granted, but you need a hearing aid.

I wish it would snow here this winter.

Granted but YOU get all the snow for the whole USA
so you end up with something like 52 feet of snow and it doesn;t melt
until July

I wish the lawn would mow itself so I didn't have to

 

[Good Ol Gal]

Granted, but now it can't stop itself from mowing. And since there is no grass left to mow it just sits running waiting for someone to come.

So, now you're trapped in your house and no one can come over to visit because it attacks everyone it sees.



I wish my house was cleaner.

 

[magicmirror]

Granted, but now it is so clean you refuse to cook for fear of making a mess even though you are starving.


I wish my dog did all her shedding outside so I wouldn't have to vacuum every other day!!!!

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but she only shed the fur on her booty. Now she resembles a baboon.

I wish I liked tomatoes.