twisted wishes

[ZipaDeeDooDah]

Granted, but they don't know anything about gardening and accidently ripped out all of your good flowers along with your weeds.

I wish someone would help me decide whether to go see Click tonight, or POTCMC.

 

[Stacerita]

I wish someone would help me decide whether to go see Click tonight, or POTCMC.

Granted, you are going to see POTCMC but the theater is completely full and you have to sit in the front row practially looing up Captain Jack's nostrils.

I wish I had something to do tonight.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

granted, you get to come over to my house and wash the floors and do the laundry.

I wish my dh would do the dishes when I'm at work.

 

[kaylajr]

I wish my dh would do the dishes when I'm at work.

Granted but he is all thumbs and while drying them drops them all
so while they are clean they are all broke


I wish my new camera would hurry up and get here

 

[Good Ol Gal]

granted, but it won't turn on.

I wish I could just hang out with my family today instead of going to work.

 

[bevtoy]

Grantee but you loose your job and have to go on public aid.


I wish to rich and famous instead of middle class and good looking.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Okay but you're rich and famous but it doesn't happen until you're 90 years old.

I wish I were riding Splash Mountain right now.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Okay but you're rich and famous but it doesn't happen until you're 90 years old.

I wish I were riding Splash Mountain right now.

Granted...but the splash, combined with all of the humidity in the air, does unbelievable things to your hair.

I wish it wasn't so damn hot!

 

[Stacerita]

I wish it wasn't so damn hot!

Granted, but now its 10 below with a frightening wind chill factor, and you dont have a scarf.

I wish my car was washed.

 

[ZipaDeeDooDah]

Granted, but they also waxed your car in the direct sunlight and now the finish on your car is all faded and splotchy. (don't ask me how I know that )

I wish someone would finish my homework.

 

[Shel]

Granted...your homework is finished, but it's 2 weeks late.

I wish I had a winning lottery ticket.

 

[thewishfire]

Granted - But you lose it on the way to get it redeemed

I wish my hair was naturally straight.

 

[kaylajr]

I wish my hair was naturally straight.

Granted but it won't grow longer than 4 inches and it is the color of beets


I wish I didn't have to spend all day today running from one Dr's office to another

 

[Jrsy Boy]

I wish I didn't have to spend all day today running from one Dr's office to another

Granted...but now you have to crawl because your legs are broken.

I wish I had an office instead of this pathetic cubicle.

 

[TinkerDaisy]

Granted But you have to share with your boss.

I wish I could get some child support HAHA

 

[ZipaDeeDooDah]

Granted, but it's paid in Disney Dollars

I wish someone would do my grocery shopping

 

[bevtoy]

Granted but they used your whole months income up buying groceries and you can't afford to pay your mortgage!
I wish I were at the beach.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Granted but they used your whole months income up buying groceries and you can't afford to pay your mortgage!
I wish I were at the beach.

Granted...but its a nude beach on Senior Discount Day.

I wish I could dress more casually for work.

 

[Stacerita]

I wish I could dress more casually for work.

Granted, but so does everyone else you work with and their ideas of work casual rival that of the trailer park in the high heat. Not pretty.

I wish I didn't have to go to practice tonight.

 

[pinkgalYall]

Granted but you have to go to a really boring meating instead.

I wish i could be a famous actress.