twisted wishes

[GinaGrumpyDwarf]

GRANTED, but then the groomer comes to your house with all the other dogs and cats he has to do today. Did i mention that he has a really bad rash all over his body?

I wish my kid would sleep all night long..

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but now you can't sleep because you are worried about why she is actually sleeping.

I wish I didn't have this zit on my cheek!

 

[GinaGrumpyDwarf]

GRANTED: but now you have a sever case of BACKney

I wish my husband would do more around the house....

 

[Shel]

Granted - your husband starts doing the laundry and turns all your frilly unmentionables bright pink, and shrinks all your favorite sweaters.


I wish my dog would learn to play fetch.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

Granted! Your dog now plays fetch and starts to bring home every newsaper in the city.

I wish my dogs wouldn't poop in the front of the yard.

 

[kaylajr]

I wish my dogs wouldn't poop in the front of the yard.

Granted they now poop in your bed!!!!!!!!!

I wish I was on vacation

 

[Taylor]

Granted! Your dog now plays fetch and starts to bring home every newsaper in the city.

I wish my dogs wouldn't poop in the front of the yard.

Granted, but now it's MY dog that poops in you front yard.

I wish I didn't get a letter from the IRS last week.

 

[kaylajr]

I wish I didn't get a letter from the IRS last week.

Granted there was no letter
They showed up at your door instead

I wish I had a new Truck

 

[Good Ol Gal]

I wish I was on vacation

Granted, but you're vacationing at Wally World and it's closed

I wish I had a new Truck

Granted, but it's only new to you, so it's a 1972 chevy that has 100,000 miles on it, no floor boards, and smokes everytime you turn it on.

edited to add:

I wish I wasn't so forgetful

 

[kaylajr]

I wish I wasn't so forgetful

Granted instead of forgetful You remember EVERYTHING and I mean Every little detail of every thing you ever heard or saw and the stress causes you terrible headaches


I wish i was independently wealthy

 

[juligrl]

I wish I wasn't so forgetful

Granted but now you remember every stupid little thing you have ever heard over your entire life and you can't get an annoying song out of your head for the life of you (This is the song that doesn't end...)

I wish I wasn't so tired right now

 

[Mermaid02]

Granted but now you remember every stupid little thing you have ever heard over your entire life and you can't get an annoying song out of your head for the life of you (This is the song that doesn't end...)

I wish I wasn't so tired right now

Granted! You are wide awake, but it's 3 a.m. and you have to get up at 5 a.m.

I wish I could afford to go to WDW for a week every year!

 

[Taylor]

Granted! You are wide awake, but it's 3 a.m. and you have to get up at 5 a.m.

I wish I could afford to go to WDW for a week every year!

Granted, but WDW stands for "Watered Down World, and is full of snakes and alligators.

I wish I was a much better golfer.

 

[pinkgalYall]

Granted but you hit the ball so hard it bounced off a tree and back at you.

I wish i was a millionare.

 

[juligrl]

Granted but everybody else is a multi billionaire so your millions mean nothing.

I wish my daughter would stop whining

 

[pinkgalYall]

Ok but she bites instead

I wish i could go to Tahiti

 

[Mandy_in_NC]

I wish i could go to Tahiti[/QUOTE]

Granted but the only people there are the little figures out of It's A Small World and they sing that song no stop 24 hours a day.

I wish that there was not so much drama in my life!!

 

[Stacerita]

I wish that there was not so much drama in my life!!

Granted, the drama in your life is gone, but so is vacation time so now you live one long boring life with no drama and no fun.

I wish I didn't have to work in the morning.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but while you're out, they hire a new person to do your job.

I wish Tinkerbell was real.

 

[Shel]

Granted, but now she buzzes around your head like a gnat.

I wish someone would clean my bathrooms tomorrow.