twisted wishes

[magicmirror]

They will but will clean while you are on the toilet!!

I wish it would cool down at my house (currently 95 degrees)

 

[Stacerita]

They will but will clean while you are on the toilet!!

I wish it would cool down at my house (currently 95 degrees)

Granted, but now its stuck at 57 and you need to keep your sweater on.

I wish I was already in bed asleep.

 

[magicmirror]

Granted, but now its stuck at 57 and you need to keep your sweater on.

I wish I was already in bed asleep.

You are but you sleep for a week,

I wish I would win 1 million dollars

 

[bevtoy]

Granted, but no one will make change for the counterfeit million dollar bill.


I wish I owned a solar powered, rechargeable battery operated house so utilities are a thing of the past!

 

[magicmirror]

granted!!!!! You own it all but you go through 8 weeks of rain and your battery runs out and nobody will recharge it because everyone's battery is dead, you are last on the list...
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I have a house on the beach, a hurricane comes, but we are solar powered!! and everyone wants our power!, but it is ours and ours alone!!

 

[Shel]

No wish? I'll grant bevtoy's wish...

granted, but the batteries costs more than the utilities used to and weigh 500 pounds each.

I wish the boy my dd13 likes would like her also.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

Granted, but now he likes her tooo much, if you know what I mean.

I wish I didn't have to take my dh to the doctor's today.

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Granted the appt. has been cancelled for today. Now he can't see the Dr. for six months.

I wish I knew what to cook for dinner tonight.

 

[Jrsy Boy]

Granted the appt. has been cancelled for today. Now he can't see the Dr. for six months.

I wish I knew what to cook for dinner tonight.

Granted...but you have none of the ingredients and now need to go shopping.

I wish I didn't have so many meetings this week.

 

[jaycns]

Granted...but you have none of the ingredients and now need to go shopping.

I wish I didn't have so many meetings this week.

Granted...you don't have any meetings at work this week because a "major bump" has everyone working double time (including you) and there is no time to meet. However, you will have to sit through endless meetings next week to figure out what happened this past week and how to avoid that "major bump" in the future.

I wish I was at WDW!!

 

[SRUAlmn]

Granted...you don't have any meetings at work this week because a "major bump" has everyone working double time (including you) and there is no time to meet. However, you will have to sit through endless meetings next week to figure out what happened this past week and how to avoid that "major bump" in the future.

I wish I was at WDW!!

No one can come up with a 'bad' twist for WDW

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but it's raining.

I wish I had more energy.

 

[Princess Mindy]

granted but now you have too much and no one can stand to be near you

I wish it was september

 

[Jrsy Boy]

granted but now you have too much and no one can stand to be near you

I wish it was september

Granted...it is September 11, 2001.

I wish I could slack off for a while.

 

[bevtoy]

Granted, but you were so lazy and ate so much you gained 50 lbs this month.

I wish that I could have a nice cold Pina Colada right now.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but you find a cockroach at the bottom of your glass.

I wish my DH liked his job more.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

granted, but he loves it so much that he's there all the time. Now he only comes home 3 hours a day. Just enough time for you to cook him breakfast, lunch and dinner.

I wish my neighbor liked me.

 

[binny]

Granted but you then find out he likes you A LOT and oh yeah hes an exhibitionist.

I wish the kids would stop fighting!

 

[Darth Cupcake]

I wish the kids would stop fighting!

Granted-- But they become obsessed with playing the drums -- constantly!

I wish Wimbledon Champion Roger Federer had a crush on me!

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but you decide you don't like him anymore. After all, you just like the chase!

I wish my tooth didn't hurt.