twisted wishes

[bevtoy]

Granted but it scrubbed the beautiful finish off all of your cabninets!

I wish I had a pilots license.

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Granted but now everyone has one and there is so much traffic in the sky.

I wish it wasn't so hot here today.

 

[Princess Mindy]

granted but it will be 100 degrees for the rest of the month

I wish I had a million dollars

 

[Taylor]

I wish I had a million dollars

Granted, but it is Monopoly money.

I wish I didn't have to travel so much for business.

 

[LiteBrite]

Granted, but now you can't afford that 2 bedroom suite at Old Key West that you call home.

I wish I could always fly first class.

 

[Princess Mindy]

granted but now they have changed the number order of class rank so that first class is now the crappiest

I wish I lived in a big house

 

[duchess_tisha]

granted but it is indeed the money pit. everything from top to bottom must be replaced.

I wish I worked at WDW!

 

[Taylor]

granted but it is indeed the money pit. everything from top to bottom must be replaced.

I wish I worked at WDW!

Granted, but you are in charge of answering the "what time is the 3 o'clock parade" question.

I wish my boss didn't have to visit the USA every 6 weeks.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but now he/she visits every 2 weeks.

I wish I knew how to decorate cakes like the pros.

 

[bevtoy]

Granted but your only orders are for batchelor parties where a scanty clad girl jumps out of the cake!


I wish I could build a new house.

 

[Taylor]

Granted but your only orders are for batchelor parties where a scanty clad girl jumps out of the cake!


I wish I could build a new house.

Granted, but you build it from straw and the Big Bad Wolf huffs and puffs and blows it away.

I wish I didn't have to go to a graduation open house this afternoon.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

I wish I didn't have to go to a graduation open house this afternoon.

Granted, but now it's being held at your house! You better get a move on that food, decorations and cleaning.

I wish my kids would clean up their own dishes.

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Granted but now they stuffed them in the dishwasher and it broke.

I wish I wouldn't be hungry all the time.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but now you're thirsty all the time.

I wish there were new episodes of Grey's Anatomy airing all summer.

 

[Grumpy's Wife]

Granted but now everything else on TV is a rerun.

I wish my bathroom would paint itself.

 

[Good Ol Gal]

Granted, but it painted a picture of dogs playing poker.

I wish my feet didn't hurt so much after work.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but you must wear hideous red Crocs to work each day to make that happen.

I wish Walt Disney were still alive.

 

[Taylor]

Granted, but you must wear hideous red Crocs to work each day to make that happen.

I wish Walt Disney were still alive.

Granted, but the power required to thaw his body causes a power shortage throughout Florida.

I wish weekends were longer.

 

[Dr.Pluto]

Granted. But your inlaws come to visit every weekend.


I wish it was time for my vacation.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Granted, but your whole family gets the chicken pox and has to stay in the hotel room.

I wish I didn't have to take my doggie to the groomers.