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[Gatordad]

Happy Anniversary , it was on April 3, sorry to be late.

not that smiley....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[LONE-STAR]

My dh wouldn't care if God Himself showed up...NO WAY would anyone sign his brand new truck!!!! That being said....who was it!? It must be somebody you REALLY like a LOT!

If I caught someone vandalizing my new truck, I'd sue his celebrity *** for the cost of a new paint job!!!! He should be able to afford it.

The only thing that touches my truck is mud when I click it in 4wd.(Accept when my then 5 year old nephew crashed his bike into the side of it 2 weeks after I bought it. It laid him flat on the ground. But not a scratch on him or the truck)

 

[thegooftroopfla]

I haven't talked to him in years...... are you talking Sr. or Jr?

unsure i have only worked with him about 3 times when he was on overtime, then bump into him occasionally at firefighter functions. do not know if he is jr or senior he is a capt though

 

[BRDof3]

unsure i have only worked with him about 3 times when he was on overtime, then bump into him occasionally at firefighter functions. do not know if he is jr or senior he is a capt though

Those must have been 3 exceptional conversations if they got you to campaign to have him transfer to your station. It took more times than that for my wife to accept a first date.

 

[Gatordad]

unsure i have only worked with him about 3 times when he was on overtime, then bump into him occasionally at firefighter functions. do not know if he is jr or senior he is a capt though

Is he 41 or 61?

 

[des1954]

Pete...what happened to the castleburger in your sig?? That damn burgers been as much a part of these boards as YOU have for the last 3 years!!! (And YES...this month makes your 3rd year anniversary!!)

He had pity on John and sent it to him.

 

[des1954]

It took more times than that for my wife to accept a first date.

I heard you had to tie Pete's White Castle Burger and a bottle of his Poland Spring Water around your neck for your wife to agree to a date.

 

[thegooftroopfla]

he is in his 40s so i would assume it is junior.

 

[BRDof3]

I heard you had to tie Pete's White Castle Burger and a bottle of his Poland Spring Water around your neck for your wife to agree to a date.

Like those would have lasted long enough for my date to even think she had a chance at it.

 

[Gatordad]

he is in his 40s so i would assume it is junior.

He is a distant cousin of mine. His grandmother and my grandmother were sisters.

 

[Just Beachy]

He is a distant cousin of mine. His grandmother and my grandmother were sisters.

No way!! What a small world! My mom and his mom were both moms!!

 

[Gatordad]

No way!! What a small world! My mom and his mom were both moms!!

????

 

[AuburnJen92]

No way!! What a small world! My mom and his mom were both moms!!

You know what? His dad and my dad are both dads too!

 

[LORNADUCK]

His brother and my brother are both brothers

 

[MandMLUVMMandDVC]

I'm officially dizzy now

and I think I might be my own sister

 

[des1954]

I am my brothers' sister, and, well, Jen, Auntie and Just Beachy are like my sisters - but that's by choice and not by birth....unless my father REALLY got around as much as he said, but that was during WWII which would make him too old to be their father. Uh....what were we talking about....someone whose rear end got autographed? And just why would you want an autograph somewhere that would be so difficult to see - unless you stand around all day and look at yer butt in the mirror?

 

[AuburnJen92]

A flock of birds' butts unloaded on my Trans Am's windshield today and turned it white, just like the paint job on the car.

but I digress....

 

[des1954]

A flock of birds' butts unloaded on my Trans Am's windshield today and turned it white, just like the paint job on the car.

but I digress....

EEEWWWWWW!!!

 

[LORNADUCK]

Are the birds your bothers or sisters or maybe your mother's or father's?????

 

[LORNADUCK]

Oh forgot maybe he will autograph our green thongs