Time To Have Some Fun!! We Are Back And In Full Action!!

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do yall remember the adventure stories of Marissa and I? well they are back!!


incase you are lost...here are the links-
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=229912
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=230943
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=231329
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=232293

so it's time to begin...
we left off here-
Marissa opened the door and it was....

HOUSEKEEPING!


"may I fluff your pillow?" :p



but wait Marissa notices something strange and before she can say anything the housekeeper grabs her and runs down the hall and Jules follows but is picked up by another housekeeper!


it's the mosquito man and his twin brother!!!

Bogey and Brando call the front desk...

is Jules going to be ok with the baby?
is Marissa and Jules going to the same place?
are Bogey and Brando going to be able to get them in time?
will the mosquito man eat Jules?
will her brother eat Marissa?
are the 2 couples split forever??




HELP!
HELP!
 
The MM and the MMT (Mosquito Man Twin) run down the hallway as fast as they can. Jules and Marissa try to scream but their mouths are taped close :eek:

The MM throw the girls in the backseat of their car and speed away........
 
meanwhile Bogey and Brando are franticly running around and screaming at the top of their lungs!
(sounds like this-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! MY GIRL! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY BABY! COME BACK! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!)
they are both freaking out
Bogey is trying to call the operator by dialing 99999999999(instead of 0!) and Brando is crying b/c he's precious princess is pregnant and is stolen
he tries to help Bogey dial but ends up hitting the 1 button so they call the police and they are still screaming!!

they tell them that their wifes have been stolen but they dunno by who yet! when they hang up they leave the room and run too!
 
Meanwhile......

Back at the MM secret headquarters Jules and Marissa are trying desperately to escape from the MM. They've tried everything....kicking, biting, yelling, crying, and even seducing. Alas, none of it is working. That's when the MM unleash their secret weapon.

No, not THAT secret weapon! You people have dirty minds!!! Jules, you explain it.......
 

goodness...dirty people!

it's a TIME MACHINE! :eek:
the MM and MMT decided to catch the mosquitoes they were killing and drain their blood to make an elixir which will keep them young forever. They mixed the blood with water,ice,dry ice,drano,cabbage and milk. They are crazy people and they accidentally dropped their mixture into the hood of their mosquito truck and they got a time machine!

"hahaha"said the MM, "Bogey and Brando can never get their wifes now! we are going to take them to the time period of..."
 
Hollywoodland!! The good old days! The MM reveal their evil plan to the girls.......

They are going to force them to star in movies that are now known as classics, so they'll be famous. The MM will be their "managers." The girls start crying for Brando and Bogey.......

who are running down the street in their boxers looking for the girls. They follow the tire tracks the MM left and arrive at the secret headquarters. Brando looks up at the window and yells "JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULES!!!" "JUUUUUUUUUUULEEEEEEEEEES!!" (in case you didn't know, that's a reference to the movie A Streetcar Named Desire :teeth:).........
 
Bogey says "Here's Looking at you, Kid" "I HAVE NO KID TO LOOK TO! OH HELP ME BRANDO!HELP ME! "
"snap out of it!"says Brando, "all this crying is gonna get us nowhere!let's get down to business,to defeat the HUNS(oops..wrong movie..hehe :p) I mean the MM and MMT!"
they prepare for battle...

~~~~~~~~

shhhhhhhh BAM! the girls look around and they are in the 1930's in the prime of Hollywood!
 
They find themselves at the high profile, star studded Gone With the Wind audition. The MM threaten them, saying if they don't land parts in the movie, they'll be sleeping with the fishes!

The girls put on a brave face and audition. Jules lands the role of Scarlett O'Hara.............

At the Wuthering Heights audition Marissa gets the role of Catherine. The MM are basking in the glow of the girls' stardom......
 
oh how ever exciting!!

the boys are preparing for battle
they go to the nearest shop(and it just happens to be an army shop-just what they are looking for!) and buy camo pants and shirts and headbands and war paint! they are ready to fight the MM for their wifes!
they go to the Secret Headquarters and find a little bottle of elixir
"hey!" said Bogey, "remember when we made our youth elixir it looked just like this"
"oh yeah!" said Brando "we are sooo smart! now what is one for?"
 
The MM buy huge Hollywoodland mansions for Jules and Marissa. They live in a neighborhood with all of THE hottest stars. The MM love being celebrities, they couldn't be happier. Yet the girls are miserable. Each night they cry themselves to sleep and softly sing to each other "As Time Goes By" and "Woman in Love (???) "

Then one night they hear noises coming from the room the next to them, so they go to investigate.

They fling open the door and find Joan Crawford with the MM, and Bette Davis with the MMT!!!!
 
OH NO! Joan and Betty have fallen victim to the MM! Jules writes them a note and Marissa throws it across the floor

it says for them to go to the bathroom and that we will meet them there

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bogey and Brando are searching the office for any clues to where there wifes have been taken! they know they are in a truck but to where?
while they are searching, on the radio the songs "As Time Goes By" and "Woman in Love" come on...they begin to softly sing and wept b/c they miss their loves so much
 
Intermission! Marissa needs to go to bed :teeth:
 
yall can discuss among yourselves what is going to happen!!

this story will finish 2morrow nite! :)
 
ohhh yay these stories again!!! what fun.. i really have no idea what is going to happen next, so keep it comming!!!
 
Question.....
Why is the mosquito man portrayed as an evil character? Wouldnt someone who destroys filthy, pesky insects be considered a hero? How can you say that someone who protects the community from West Nile, Malaria, and goodness knows what else, is an evil character??? Hmmm.....
 
umm...IT IS A JOKE! don't take it so literal

it all started over the summer b/c at night i would hear the mosquito truck and be like-OMG OMG what is that...and then Marissa goes-someone is trying to get you! and it was the mosquito man

it's a joke..don't get your panties in a wad over a stupid story we have
 
breath Jules breath ..... ahhh feel better now? ;) :p
 
yes it's just I can't stand when people get so critical over the littlest things like a little funny story
 
Okay then, no need to get all worked up, he simply asked a question. Don't worry, be happy.
 
Originally posted by WDWfanatic288

it's a joke..don't get your panties in a wad over a stupid story we have

Hey im sorry if there was some confusion....i was only joking! I guess i should have thrown some smileys in or someting.....no harm intended..

BTW...I perfer boxers;)
 












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