WebmasterPete
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While the event was very successful, and everyone had a great time, there are some things that are bothering me about the last 4 days. I want to share them with everyone:
1) There was no tiara and sash for me. I thought I had made it very clear that there is room for only one "queen" on the DIS. In order to be more "one with the people", I decided to leave my throne at home this year, but a crown and sash would have been nice. I'll discuss this oversight with my therapist for several months, I can assure you.
2) While the ornament that DumboOrBust gave me was a nice gesture, I'm not sure that a Christmas decoration depicting me choking the life out of Dan Murphy is exactly appropriate.
3) While I'm on the topic of Dan Murphy, his failure to show up in drag as promised was quite upsetting to me. Next year, he'll be made to wait outside unless he dresses appropriately for the events.
4) I was upset that WebmasterCathyCanada refused to wear a lanyard that displayed her proper name (which, for the record, is Frank).
5) JayPD insisted on telling his young son, Zach, to be afraid of me because I would simply delete him if I didn't like him. I did not think that was very nice.
6) Also, I don't think it's appropriate for a moderator on the DIS to engage in the behavior that Jay did while in the bathroom at JellyRolls. He knows EXACTLY what I'm talking about (and so does his wife).
7) Although they tried to hide it from me, I was well aware of the t-shirts that had pictures of me with fangs and an Uzi. Anyone who knows me knows full well that I never carry the Uzi at WDW.
8) While BarbForReal is a lovely woman, I thought it was in poor taste that she stood outside the Epcot dessert party making fun of anyone without a DIS lanyard, by holding her thumb and index finger in the "L" shape to her forehead, screaming LOSER at passersby. Really uncalled for.
9) I received numerous requests from visitors to ask Ray Sharpton to stop dancing naked on his balcony at the Swan. He strung Christmas lights all over his body and danced to "Hot Stuff" from 9pm until Midnight. Apparently security at the Swan enjoyed the show as they failed to remove him from the resort. SideShowBob also mentioned that the Swan was thinking of asking him to do the show in the Lobby next year.
I share these thoughts in hopes that people will think more carefully at future events. Other than the above incidents, I enjoyed myself immensely!
Pete
1) There was no tiara and sash for me. I thought I had made it very clear that there is room for only one "queen" on the DIS. In order to be more "one with the people", I decided to leave my throne at home this year, but a crown and sash would have been nice. I'll discuss this oversight with my therapist for several months, I can assure you.
2) While the ornament that DumboOrBust gave me was a nice gesture, I'm not sure that a Christmas decoration depicting me choking the life out of Dan Murphy is exactly appropriate.
3) While I'm on the topic of Dan Murphy, his failure to show up in drag as promised was quite upsetting to me. Next year, he'll be made to wait outside unless he dresses appropriately for the events.
4) I was upset that WebmasterCathyCanada refused to wear a lanyard that displayed her proper name (which, for the record, is Frank).
5) JayPD insisted on telling his young son, Zach, to be afraid of me because I would simply delete him if I didn't like him. I did not think that was very nice.
6) Also, I don't think it's appropriate for a moderator on the DIS to engage in the behavior that Jay did while in the bathroom at JellyRolls. He knows EXACTLY what I'm talking about (and so does his wife).
7) Although they tried to hide it from me, I was well aware of the t-shirts that had pictures of me with fangs and an Uzi. Anyone who knows me knows full well that I never carry the Uzi at WDW.
8) While BarbForReal is a lovely woman, I thought it was in poor taste that she stood outside the Epcot dessert party making fun of anyone without a DIS lanyard, by holding her thumb and index finger in the "L" shape to her forehead, screaming LOSER at passersby. Really uncalled for.
9) I received numerous requests from visitors to ask Ray Sharpton to stop dancing naked on his balcony at the Swan. He strung Christmas lights all over his body and danced to "Hot Stuff" from 9pm until Midnight. Apparently security at the Swan enjoyed the show as they failed to remove him from the resort. SideShowBob also mentioned that the Swan was thinking of asking him to do the show in the Lobby next year.
I share these thoughts in hopes that people will think more carefully at future events. Other than the above incidents, I enjoyed myself immensely!
Pete
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