RaySharpton
Retired and going to Disney.
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- Oct 28, 2000
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Peteeeeeeeeeeeeee....Pete...Pete...Pete.
What am I going to do with you. You got the story all wrong. I wasn't at the Swan...I was at the Dolphin.
And I was not dancing around on the balcony naked with chistmas lights on me either.
The real story is I was trying to tape those darn christmas lights on the balcony (I almost dropped them over the balcony a couple of times). So I drapped them over my shoulder while I was taping those darn lights to the balcony. My big old fat arms wouldn't fit through the metal railing, so I was leaning over the balcony to tape the bottom parts straight and I almost fell over, LOL.
I caught myself and stepped on some of the lights and shocked or scared the heck out of myself. Then I jumped and stepped on another couple of lights.
O.K....O.K....O.K....I shouldn't have had the lights plugged in and on while I was taping them to the balcony, but I wanted to tape them so they looked good.
And I was not dancing with christmas lights on my body. I was stepping...O.K., I was jumping around on the broken glass, and the exposed electrical wires from the broken light bulbs.
So I could see that you thought I was dancing around on my balcony with christmas lights on my body. And that wasn't music that I was dancing to, that was several, choice words and painful yelps from being shocked.
And I wasn't naked either. I was wearing m BIG DOG Boxers. And yes, I did get an applause from the security people below... and maybe a few people on the bridge...and, O.K.,...maybe from the passing Friendship boat launch, but I was fine after picking the glass out of my feet and a little Neosporin on my feet.
Now, don't you feel bad Mr. Pete Werner.
P.S.: If Barb for real or Tia or Sandra B. say anything about my BIG DOG boxers, don't believe them! As a matter of fact, don't believe anything that you hear from anyone from DIS-CON. O.K..
Most Embaassingly, RaySharpton